Whats your Favorite Quote

[Archer147]

"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure."

hugo weaving ftw

 

[traceur_]

You've got a jacked up notion of fair play pal, and it's beginning to piss me off. - Nero, DMC4

My name is Alex Mercer, I'm the reason for all of this, they call me a killer, a monster, a terrorist, I'm all of these things. - Alex Mercer, Prototype

We run between the gloss and the reality, on the mirrors edge. - Faith, Mirrors Edge

Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. - some guy

 

[Chrissyluky]

"when you lie you dig a ditch and when i find out i push you in" -me

 

[Blue22]

"I keep my speeches short, in fact, I'm already done" Classic!

 

[roboduck]

"If you're ever being chased by police dogs, don't go over a see-saw, through a tunnel and jump through a flaming hoop because they're trained to do that"
-Milton Jones

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
-Patrick Star

"Day 1 aboard ship, radioed traditional mayday greetings to all ships in the area. Enthusiastic response at first, then it all got a little sour."
-Milton Jones

 

[Stiggerby]

To have a silver lining first you must have a cloud.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

"People do not just vanish. He has to be somewhere so go there and look!"

Starfire, Teen Titans.

I don't know why but it really tickles me.

 

[tigerpunch]

"I can see a world of peace, and I can see us invading and conquering that world, because they'd never expect it."

 

[jonnywarlock]

General Sturnn of the Cadian 412th:

"To each of us falls a task, and all the Emperor requires of us Guardsmen is that we stand the line, and we die fighting. It's what we do best, we die standing."

 

[nYuknYuknYuk]

If I don't see you no more in this world, I'll meet y'all in the next one, and don't be late.

Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Chile

 

[Pegghead]

Peter Finch in Network "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this anymore!" Basically sums up my life. I've not seen the movie but I just love the line due to the outstanding deliverance.

 

[nYuknYuknYuk]

"I find the most erotic part of the woman to be the boobies"
-Kif

Oh god I love that episode. Zapp give him all those terrible one-liners to "help" him... I hope the upcoming season of Futurama will be as good as the others.

 

[Jinxzy]

"Shooting someone in the nuts, Thats like high-five'n satan"
- N3xt G3n H3ro (earned it from playing video games with him)

 

[Fulax]

Listen to the first minute of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4IZZvYuG3s

Best Churchill quote ever.

 

[Failhammer]

?You beat up ten people, stole one million yen, destroyed a 7-11, and ate, I say again, ATE a Pizza Hut sign!?

EDIT: Oh, and: "Oops, that was not medicine."

 

[Epitome]

Bring a knife to a gunfight stab em while they laugh


EDIT: Our name is legion, for we are many

 

[mayney93]

"ne ne ne ne fishing"

homer Simpson gr8est man in the world

 

[NoseDigger]

'Nice big c**k'
Fight Club. Just found that hilarious.

 

[Ace of Spades]

"Teamwork is important; it gives them other people to shoot at."