What's your favorite Strategy Game Unit quote? :)

[Athol]

SC1:
Siege Tank "I am about to drop the hammer...and deliver some indecriminate juctice!"

 

[TheTaco007]

Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword.

If someone could oblige with the image that goes with this joke I'd be greatful

Learn to google.


OT: "Stop poking me!" -Warcraft

 

[Actual]

"I've got a present for ya!" "Hahahaha!"

Oh come on, nobody said those? Please god tell me that people recognise those quotes.

goddamn, i swear i recognize that from somewhere.... its on the tip of my tongue....

TANYA from Red alert 2! god i loved that crazy *****. hate how they decided einstein's death was a reason enough for her to become a busty blonde who wore too much makeup in Red alert 3 though. seriously, fuck the new tanya, fuck her in every way possible that is not sexual (preferably with much dakka.)

Weeeellll close enough. It was actually the original Commando from Command and Conquer: Tiberium Dawn. Though Tanya from Red Alert 1 and 2 used the same quotes I believe. =)

Ooh as you seem some what an expert, what the hell is Cha-cchingaa?! It stuck in my head but I have no idea what she was saying or what it meant if I was hearing it right.

For my own:
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We're ready master. I'm not ready!
Ogre Mage - Warcraft...2 (I think) Lol just seen that the video I posted confirmed it was 2.

And:
This fight better be worth all the walkin' an' muckin' about!
Orc shootas - Dawn of War

 

[Revolutionary]

For me this has to go to the noise that "Simon the killer Ewok" makes. (Simon the cheat activated ewok from Star Wars Battlegrounds)

 

[Death_Korps_Kommissar]

Where is our quarry ? I long for the hunt!

Do it again and I croak ya!

Love dawn of war!

 

[omicron1]

"Fleet command online."


What? It's a unit... sorta...

 

[JasonKaotic]

Always Warcraft 3 stuff.
Ghoul: "Me scary!"
Dryad: "I'll attract the enemy with my human call. *drunk girl voice* I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!"
Illidan: "I see... absolutely nothing."
Rifleman: "Ah, there's me drink. GET IN MAH BELLY!"
Also Rifleman: "I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, and yer wee doggy, too!"
Sorceress: "For the 'End of the World' spell, press Control-Alt-Delete."

 

[Brawndo]

I have to agree with the Volksgrenadiers, and the German units in Company of Heroes in general:

"You think this is kinderparty?" - Volksgrenadiers
"This halftrack smells like Volksgrenadiers!" - Grenadiers
"Panzershreck! Time to un-pimp zeir ride!" - Grenadiers
"Their armor is like toys!" - German tanks
"Porsche engine and Krupp steel, we cannot lose" - German tanks
"Hey Helmut, they scratched your new paintjob!" - German tanks when getting hit by lawl-worthy Allied armor

Oh and, the American Riflemen when you order them to attack a King Tiger:
"With all due respect sir, are you high?"

Yes soldier, as a matter of fact I am. Now hold them off with your rifles and sticky bombs!

 

[redisforever]

I love the sniper's lines in Company of Heroes.

Also, I love the casual stuff, said between units in the group. Love it.

 

[SteewpidZombie]

Tom Clancy's Endwar (JSF Quote): "I Smell Vodka...Russians Must Be Near"

 

[Lopsided Weener]

"I've got a present for ya!" "Hahahaha!"

Oh come on, nobody said those? Please god tell me that people recognise those quotes.

goddamn, i swear i recognize that from somewhere.... its on the tip of my tongue....

TANYA from Red alert 2! god i loved that crazy *****. hate how they decided einstein's death was a reason enough for her to become a busty blonde who wore too much makeup in Red alert 3 though. seriously, fuck the new tanya, fuck her in every way possible that is not sexual (preferably with much dakka.)

Weeeellll close enough. It was actually the original Commando from Command and Conquer: Tiberium Dawn. Though Tanya from Red Alert 1 and 2 used the same quotes I believe. =)

Ooh as you seem some what an expert, what the hell is Cha-cchingaa?! It stuck in my head but I have no idea what she was saying or what it meant if I was hearing it right.

For my own:
<youtube=l2-iq7moFgM>
We're ready master. I'm not ready!
Ogre Mage - Warcraft...2 (I think) Lol just seen that the video I posted confirmed it was 2.

And:
This fight better be worth all the walkin' an' muckin' about!
Orc shootas - Dawn of War

Haha, I'm no expert, I just grew up being addicted to all C&Cs before EA ate Westwood. Cha-chiiiing was what Tanya said before she gave somebody a face full of bullets, that's about all I remember. No greater meaning than that I think. xD

 

[mega48man]

from tom clancy's end war, and in the most ridiculous sgt. johnson halo type accent;

"it's COOOLD out there, now GET insiiide!!"


and then the head of the European faction once said with an african accent

"come down like tunda before dey see the lightning"

 

[Stammer]

Oh wow, where to begin...

Red Alert 2's Crazy Ivan:
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
"I lost a bomb. Do YOU have it?!"

Red Alert 2's Battle Fortress:
"Battle Fohtrass on the alahrt!"
"Rohlling Thundar!"

Red Alert 2's Chrono Legionnaire:
"Deconstructing."
"Never existed."
"Already there."
"Removing."

Red Alert 2's Mirage Tank:
"Nobody here but us trees!"

Pretty much anything from Red Alert 2 or Red Alert 3.

Red Alert 3's Conscript:
"Kill him like watermelon!"
(As you tell him to enter a building) "They have television in there?"
"As a boy I always dreamed of torpedo attack on dolphin."

Red Alert 3's Sickle:
"Sickle here." (to his crew) "Ready, guys?"
"Quiet down, it's HQ"
"Eee-hee-hee-hee!!"

Red Alert 3's Hammer Tank:
"It's hammer time!"

I could keep going on, so I'll just list my #1 favourite. And oddly enough, it's from the Uprising expansion, which I didn't even like!

Red Alert 3's Harbinger Gunship:
Note: This is a really powerful airplane. He says this when he's releasing his horrifically overpowered payload.
"Ever wonder what they're thinkin' down there?"

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

"We will send the enemy to hell, and worse!" Chaos Aspiring Champion

"Your death will mirror your pathetic life!" Chaos Sorcerer

 

[Joshimodo]

HOLD THE LINE

<3

 

[ohHaiGuiz]

Run for for your lives!!!...can´t remember from what game is it

 

[steeple]

sc: most of what the siege tank says, especially the song XD
R:TW: basicly everything, even "onagars!"
battle realms: "hot, like FIRE" alchemist... never used that unit, but I still loved it...

and if it counts: "our priest has been immobilized!"
giant cookie if you know where its from

EDIT: cant freaking believe I forgot my favorite...

red alert 2: "HAHAhahaha"... god damnit tanya was awesome...
I even do it myself in halo 2 when using duel pistols, just for the heck of it (I usually die, but thats not the point)

 

[PMorgan18]

Lord Commissar, Dawn of War II:
"You die when I say so, not before."

Axis tank (Wehrmacht):
"They're scratching your paint job hermut."

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3 has so many great ones I will merely post my favorites, as it is probably my most played RTS game, even more so than Red Alert 2. I regret nothing.

"Rocket Angel suited up!!"

"Is it time for recess?!?

"Behold, the Shogun Battleship!"

"WHO HAS AWAKENED ME?!?"

[small]Yeah, I only play as the Empire of the Rising Sun. Such a great, and kickass faction.[/small]

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Anything the Orks say in DoW1 is hilarious.

Though it's only just occurred to me why the English ships respond with 'Make it so!' when you give them orders (in E:TW & N:TW). *facepalm*

Oh dear you've offended him. XD

Anything from the science vessels for me. (Starcraft)