What's your favorite word that sounds dirty but isn't?

[tjarne]

To google someone. Sounds dirty if you dont know what google is. Luckily everone has gotten used to it.

 

[Woodsey]

Not a word, but I can't say "maths debate" unless making a blatant (and hugely successful) pun.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Tat. Maybe because it's a "w" away from twat.

 

[StonkThis]

Come... I mean why would they make those two homophones?

Because you think "Cum" is a word?

Actually, it is a word. A Latin word that means "with".

The dirty application for ejaculating should be written "come" anyway because that's what it is. It's short for "coming to an orgasm" which is when the semen... [small]wait for it...[/small] comes!

I didn't need the detailed explanation, I'm not a moron. I know cum is basically just come, written differently, but is only used for that action you so wonderfully described.

 

[Ben7]

Fudge.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Come. I mean seriously, I've lost track of how many times I've shouted "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" everytime I hear someone yell "I'm Coming!"

Even worse in New Moon when they were shouting "I'm want to come!" "You can't come!" I actually got kicked out of the theater for shouting THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! aloud.

 

[The Bread is Delicious]

I'm surprised no one has said frisky, though that may just be my family abusing the pronunciation of this word.

 

[Lullabye]

EDIT:damn, ninja'd!

uh, i guess "expunge" sounds pretty gross.
Bone.
Fist.
oh, and any time 2,girl(s), and cup are in the same conversation.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Coccyx mmmmmmm yum

 

[jpoon]

Masticate, if it hasn't been said yet...

 

[thylasos]

Crouch.

 

[cheese_wizington]

Anal.

Like, "in the anals of history."

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Wii...it just sounds nasty...

 

[GrinningManiac]

Rim

...R-r-r-im...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Curmudgeon, it just sounds weird.

 

[Pegghead]

Melons...hehehehehe

 

[geldonyetich]

Double entendre.

Well okay, that was two words.

 

[Chummychanga]

There's a wrestling move called a spladle. It looks like a messed up sex position.

http://www.takkle.com/thumbs/scale/max/468x351/photofiles/2007/07/2723/97467.jpg

Hun, everything in wrestling looks like a messed up sex act.

 

[Monshroud]

Naughty...

Clean: Santa gives toys and gifts to the good boys and girls and coal to the naughty ones.

Dirty: Master... I've been a naughty, naughty girl...