What's your gun?

[Je Suis Ubermonkey]

Rapid-fire Pinkie Pie launcher.

Because a rapid-fire pie launcher just isn't enough.

Spoiler: Mine's chain fed!

My gun would be a rail gun that accelerates two projectiles, the first containing plutonium and the second being a tiny ball of neutrons. On impact the former ejects the plutonium out the back to collide with the following neutron detonator. Playing hard and fast with the laws of physics to make a nuclear gun seems worth it.

 

[Dopubalimatu]

It's either gonna be G36C or M24.If a game has these weapons I will without a doubt constantly use them.Especially in Battlefield 2 since they are just so good and underrated.

 

[Ia Cthulhu]

a shotgun that shoots machetes filled and coated with lava

I call it "the magic act" because it makes the enemies disappear before your very eyes

 

[Daftie]

A gun that shoots really warm water.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

A gun that causes people to fall madly in lust with the person next to them. Because if the movie Perfume taught me anything, it's that the best way to get out of trouble is to cause an orgy.

 

[Foxblade618]

A gun that shoots either a field or goo that completely eliminates friction in the targeted area...think of the possibilities. I call it the Smooth Move

 

[gery900]

People?
C'mon?

A GUN THAT SHOOTS TROLLY WOLLY MOLLY FLAME WARELLY TROLL's!!!

THEY WOULD ANNOY ANYONE TO DEATH!

I CALL IT

"Forum"

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

My gun is kind of a sword. It's more for cool factor than practicality, honestly. It's like the Lancer from from Gears of War, but instead of a chainsaw it's a static blade running pretty much the entire length except for one small par to put your hand on to aim and instead of an assault rifle it's a low-powered bolt-action rifle, built to be as light as possible. The magazine is on top, too. It's primarily meant to be held and used like a sword. It doesn't work very well, but it looks pretty cool. Also, it's only a drawing.

For awesomeness, I'd choose a handgun that tears holes in reality, like a Portal Gun. Unlike the Portal Gun, it can create these holes in air, instead of just on surfaces and I can use it to send bullets and other miscellaneous objects flying at my adversary with the portals.

 

[GraveyardTricks]

I think a weapon that fires nanobots into the persons flesh, tearing them inside out.

If not, something like the medi-gun from TF2 would be nice to carry round with me...just incase...

 

[Collins254]

I want a shotgun, that fires headgehogs, made of adamantium, that explode 3 seconds after contact. I call it the Pin Cushion Impaler!!

 

[hoboman29]

A dead accurate sniper rifle that shoots red lighting bolts at the speed of light p.s. I like my people extra crispy

 

[Auninteligentname]

I am Heavy Weapons Guy...

Spoiler: and this is my weapon.

Jokes aside, I would go for Samus' arm cannon. Why? Well plasma, magma, tesla and freeze is some of the beams I remember. Now just think of the possibillities...

 

[Hertzila]

I think I'll go with Deus Ex HR's fully upgraded revolver that shoots explosive rounds fitted Serious Sam's techno-magic-regenerating-ammo-things for infinite ammo. One in each hand, of course. Then it's just a matter of getting my own accuracy aug and I can snipe with them from a mile away!

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

Ever since I saw Aliens, I've been partial to this baby, the M41-A1 pulse rifle.

Such a stupid but brilliant gun 99 round clip thats the size of a large mug, and an under slung pump action GRENADE launcher. and it still sounds like an annoyed fly lamp when it fires... i love it.
OT: i think i'd have a gun that fires teen angst at the bad guys so that they either become so emo that they start self harming, or just give up on what they were already doing and start awkwardly sexual experimentation with the nearest thing with a pulse.