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Beffudled Sheep

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Being at an endless church sermon while being forced to watch twilight while having a man with spiked hands stick a pointy tube down my penis then pumping hot sauce down it all while jacking me off.
 

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Imagine a Tantalus scenario would be pretty hellish.

That or could be like Prometheus except instead of my liver being plucked out only to regrow id have to see myself go bald every day :'(

Oh those Greeks sure knew how to come up with hellish eternal punishments
 

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"I imagine hell is like being constantly raped by dogs."-carl from aqua teen hunger force. lol
 

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Bored Tomatoe said:
Stuck in a sterile white room with...Soulja Boy and PETA members! AND THERE'S NO BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know they say Human is the other white meat. I'm am just saying.....
 

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Jester Lord said:
Being at an endless church sermon while being forced to watch twilight while having a man with spiked hands stick a pointy tube down my penis then pumping hot sauce down it all while jacking me off.
That...was quite descriptive.
 

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a cold room with lots nd lots nd lots of dvd's of comics that r not funny, nd a refrigerator with nothing but prune juice
 

Beffudled Sheep

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s0ap sudz said:
Jester Lord said:
Being at an endless church sermon while being forced to watch twilight while having a man with spiked hands stick a pointy tube down my penis then pumping hot sauce down it all while jacking me off.
That...was quite descriptive.
Thats not even the half of it. I think i repressed the rest.
 

Gitsnik

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Quite descriptive so far gentlemen (I'm assuming there are no ladies judging by the quality and context of the hell's in question). Personally, seeing certain people die over and over again - each time trying to save them, each time "succeeding" a different way only to have them die again.
 

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Jester Lord said:
Being at an endless church sermon while being forced to watch twilight while having a man with spiked hands stick a pointy tube down my penis then pumping hot sauce down it all while jacking me off.
Wow...that was...graphic. Ahem.

An endless cocktail party full preening, self-important idiots endlessly chattering about nothing of substance at all, and I'm serving drinks.

And, NO, that wasn't a shot at "forum goons", there's plenty of intelligent people here, and when I've had enough, I can always walk away.
 

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Being stuck in my Tuesday Geography lecture with the Methodist Professor, while she goes off on a tangent about atheist while staring at my wife and I (Both Atheist) and not being able to say anything on our defense.
 

theklng

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mirror's edge nailed hell pretty well for me esthetically. being among those buildings would rip my mind to shreds.
 

Hey Joe

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* Dark room with Hillary Duff/High School Musical/Miley Cyrus/Avril Lavigne playing
 
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Gitsnik said:
Quite descriptive so far gentlemen (I'm assuming there are no ladies judging by the quality and context of the hell's in question). Personally, seeing certain people die over and over again - each time trying to save them, each time "succeeding" a different way only to have them die again.
dead rising?
 

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Being stuck in a lecture thats really important and i need to understand when their are people talking right behind me so i cant here what the lecuturer is saying.

Although i imagine being constantly on fire would be worse than everything that anyones said so far. Mental toment is one thing but to be burning forever would be horrific. Assuming you dont get used to the pain or run out of nerves to be burnt.
 

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savandicus said:
Being stuck in a lecture thats really important and i need to understand when their are people talking right behind me so i cant here what the lecuturer is saying.

Although i imagine being constantly on fire would be worse than everything that anyones said so far. Mental toment is one thing but to be burning forever would be horrific. Assuming you dont get used to the pain or run out of nerves to be burnt.
physical pain you can get used to. with mental pain you can't.