What's your hell?

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Puppeteer Putin

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Being in a world filled with the historically and politically ignorant people. They should have a real understanding beyond "Oh he's black, that will make a nice change". I know we're already half way there, but much more we might as well be living in totalitarian state.
 

Bagaloo

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iceland said:
one word....school
Really? I quite enjoyed school.

Hmm. I suppose my hell would be being alone, for all eternity. Don't get me wrong, I'm by no means an extremely sociable person, but I'll be damned if I can last even a few days without any social interaction at all.
 

Kevvers

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Fightgarr said:
A mall full of 13 year-olds. I am strapped to a chair in the food court. Easy rock is on the radio and turned to full volume. There is a kid chewing really loudly in one ear occasionally pausing to yell inane shit into his cell phone. On the other side there is every girl I have ver liked repeatedly telling me: "Dragons don't exist"
But they DON'T exist.
Dragons DON'T exist.
Dragons DON'T exist.Dragons DON'T exist.Dragons DON'T exist.Dragons DON'T exist.Dragons DON'T exist.Dragons DON'T exist...
 

Michael Logan

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Nothingness, Id pick any hell anytime over nothingness, and seing as im an atheist thats where i think im headed:(
 

PedroSteckecilo

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I'm not to concerned about absolute nothingness, one assumes that if I cease to exist I wouldn't care.

Hell for me... is kind of like one of the ideas of Christian Heaven, spend all eternity praising God? Wonderful, I guess I'll start sinning my ass off now since I apparently won't be enjoying the afterlife no matter what I do.

But I'm a Agnostic Taoist and I figure that whatever it is that makes life special will be recycled and reused, I'm cool with that.
 

Hookman

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Nothing...just nothing. Nothing to do. Nothing to see. Noone to talk to. Nothing.
 

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wewontdie11 said:
A circular, perfectly white room, with nothing in it except me and Miley Cyrus' new album playing on repeat for all eternity.
Mine is similar, but then someone tells me to sit in the corner.
 

Grenbyron

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wewontdie11 said:
A circular, perfectly white room, with nothing in it except me and Miley Cyrus' new album playing on repeat for all eternity.
Same for me. Only with absolutely nothing, not even a body.
 

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Not being able to do anything. No interaction with other people. Not being able to talk. Always being thirsty and hungry with no food or water. Oh and on top of that, having to listen to Paris Hilton sing...forever...
 

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Danzaivar said:
Personally, the very idea of 'immortality' is hell for me. No matter what you do, no matter how long you do something for, it's no time at all compared to how much longer you have to be there. If there's no time frame, if it never ends, then everything just becomes meaningless.
Apparently, you're not a fan of Highlander... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

1: Being stuck in a room with an obese, greasy hair, acne ridden anime/video fanboy and he constantly talks about the history of EVERYTHING. Then he'd touch and kiss me and I'd have constant nausea from the stench cause he hadn't shower in an eternity and he was touching me. While I tried to ignore him, I'd try to connect to the internet, because Hell would have wireless, and once it connected it'd always stay on limited to no connectivity. Then another person came in just like them but was FEMALE. She'd bring all diet drinks and only eating fat free/sugar free food. (What good is cake if it taste like cardboard?!) Soon after, I was forced to watch them play Magic the Gathering, Yu Gi Oh and then actually act out Dungeons and Dragons. Then it'd break out into really bad porn music and my eyes were stapled open and I had to watch them engage in sexual activities.... After she'd leave, I'd be chained up and forced to watch bad Cinemax softcore porn with the gross guy and he'd want to re-enact all the movies... This while having my period for the rest of eternity...

-cries- I think part of me just died.
 

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PedroSteckecilo said:
I'm not to concerned about absolute nothingness, one assumes that if I cease to exist I wouldn't care.
Well I guess thats true, but I can still fear it now, which kinda sucks
 

Pirce

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It consists of pink, that certain horrible shade of hot pink that makes you sick just looking at it, and frill. In this hell of pink and frill there exists a little Shirley Temple that is also made up of pink and frill. Now this pink and frill Shirley Temple tap dances day and night to Hit the Road Jack(I don't know why, I don't make the rules).

In the corner there is Satan. He is wearing clothes that would be considered cheesy at a disco club. He is smoking and eying the pink and frill Shirley Temple in a most inappropriate way and you can just tell that he has sexually assaulted this poor little creature of pink and frill. As he watches her he also is licking his lips and rubbing his nipples, causing gay beams(http://lappalaa.deviantart.com/art/Gaybeam2-41767965) to shoot out and hit a disco ball which covers the room with their glow.

And that's pretty much my hell.
 

zacaron

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Michael_McCloud said:
Uberjoe19 said:
I take my comment back.

Hell is a giant furry conference, and you're the only normal person there. That would be some scary shit!
Not particularly. A bunch of people in fursuits (or alternatively anthropomorphic animals) discussing crap isn't all that scary.

A furry brothel with glass walls however...
honestly if you were trapped in there for years on end you might end up developing a taste for it...or just go insane
 

_Janny_

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A dark and tight maze where the walls are covered in every known species of spiders (the only thing that can be seen is the glow of the spiders' eyes) and I'm constantly stalked by a murderer spawned from Silent Hill.

That pretty much comprises my fears of tight spaces, stalkers, spiders and the unknown.
 

Kevvers

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Srsly said:
Danzaivar said:
Personally, the very idea of 'immortality' is hell for me. No matter what you do, no matter how long you do something for, it's no time at all compared to how much longer you have to be there. If there's no time frame, if it never ends, then everything just becomes meaningless.
Apparently, you're not a fan of Highlander... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

1: Being stuck in a room with an obese, greasy hair, acne ridden anime/video fanboy and he constantly talks about the history of EVERYTHING. Then he'd touch and kiss me and I'd have constant nausea from the stench cause he hadn't shower in an eternity and he was touching me. While I tried to ignore him, I'd try to connect to the internet, because Hell would have wireless, and once it connected it'd always stay on limited to no connectivity. Then another person came in just like them but was FEMALE. She'd bring all diet drinks and only eating fat free/sugar free food. (What good is cake if it taste like cardboard?!) Soon after, I was forced to watch them play Magic the Gathering, Yu Gi Oh and then actually act out Dungeons and Dragons. Then it'd break out into really bad porn music and my eyes were stapled open and I had to watch them engage in sexual activities.... After she'd leave, I'd be chained up and forced to watch bad Cinemax softcore porn with the gross guy and he'd want to re-enact all the movies... This while having my period for the rest of eternity...

-cries- I think part of me just died.
Haha so your hell is some fat anime guy's heaven.
 

bartholen_v1legacy

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A world without ZP (probably said a lot of times but i have no slightest interest in reading the whole thread) where the only music is Sean Kingston-type donkeyshit and all entertainment is made by Uwe Boll. Oh, and that there's no chocolate!