What's YOUR online one-Liner?
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"If you say Plz because it's shorter than Please, then I will say No because it's shorter than Yes"
I like to go the "sagely wisdom" and "pork em while their down" combination:
"Lets be honest, you're a woman in an online chat room looking for a guy. From that I know you're desperate and not good enough to even slum in a bar. I'm the best chance you've got."
"Lets be honest, you're a woman in an online chat room looking for a guy. From that I know you're desperate and not good enough to even slum in a bar. I'm the best chance you've got."
"I see fragged people"
"I'll teabag you till you turn British"
"I know I'm awesome, but that doesn't mean you don't suck"
"I'll teabag you till you turn British"
"I know I'm awesome, but that doesn't mean you don't suck"
"In Russia the birds they no go "caw, ca-caw" they go "CAW, CA-CAW!" They grab horse, THEY RIDE! They hide under carpet and you have to step on them with iron shoe."
Okay... it's not that, I wish I had more time to say that though. In actuality it's:
"Suck spongy rectum, vagbags!"
Okay... it's not that, I wish I had more time to say that though. In actuality it's:
"Suck spongy rectum, vagbags!"
"You better shut your mouth or I'm gonna to fuck it."
-Brandon St. Randy, Zack and Miri make a porno
-Brandon St. Randy, Zack and Miri make a porno
(After every masterful, back-flipping, soul-stealing, faith-bedoubting headshot) "Popcorn suckah ducks!"
Ha! Classic Shakespeare line. Like when Puck nut-shotted Oberon in "A Midsummer Night's Dream", then ran up a tree and began plinking acorns of Oberon's noggin saying "BOOYAH CHUCKLENUTS!" after every one.Gincairn said:
This happened to me in the best game it can happen in. Team Fortress 2. It takes a few hours to even understand how all the classes work, and I'd been playing for two years, against people who were on their maiden voyage.
It was ridiculous. My opponents kept getting lost in the payload maps, engineers didn't know how to build, spies didn't know how to disguise, medics couldn't heal, and soldiers kept killing themselves with rocket jumps.
I figured the best thing to say, after killing them all in one sticky explosion, was just "I've played since launch." It pretty much summed it up, no amount of gloating would compare. It's like showing your 100 meter dash olympic gold medal to the neighbor's kid, who wants to race you to the shop.
It was ridiculous. My opponents kept getting lost in the payload maps, engineers didn't know how to build, spies didn't know how to disguise, medics couldn't heal, and soldiers kept killing themselves with rocket jumps.
I figured the best thing to say, after killing them all in one sticky explosion, was just "I've played since launch." It pretty much summed it up, no amount of gloating would compare. It's like showing your 100 meter dash olympic gold medal to the neighbor's kid, who wants to race you to the shop.
