What's YOUR online one-Liner?

[Vigus92]

Suck my barrel!

This calls for a victory dance! *jumps up and down*

Did I hit? (said after killing an enemy by emptying an entire clip into him)

Hey everyone! There is brainmatter on the floor, make sure not to step in it! (Said after killing someone with a headshot)

 

[Jackalb]

"Oh by the way, your mother's pregnant. Don't ask how I know"

 

[Sir Prize]

Well here's the best ones:

"The dumb never die!"-mainly used in Left 4 Dead...and Halp ODST, after lauching myself into an enemy via Gravity Hammer, don't ask, and got out alive.

"If it's carrying a weapon, it can be killed." - Mainly out of general game logic.

"We've been ninjed!"- I mistook the words 'we've been injured' for this at one point.

"...I didn't shoot the red car."- L4D.

 

[Fidelias]

I usually blabber some random stuff, like:
"I will EAT YOU ALL!!!"
or
"Your soul just got DEEPFRIED!!!"

Of course, I suck at multiplayer, so usually I just yell "FEAR ME!!!" and immediately get shot in the face.

 

[teh_Canape]

"O'Doyle Rules"

(Cookie For Reference)

billy madison

as for mine

remember me? no? well, now you do

 

[Asuka Soryu]

"I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass."

 

[WOPR]

"The noobs are now diamonds!..."

Oddly enough I came up with a really good one-liner earlier today, now if I could just remember it...

Let me know when you do

Remembered it:

"I'm like Australia in a game of Risk; you'll never see me coming."

Although it's really only funny if you've ever played the bored game Risk.

Oh please... Australia is like the anti-Spanish Inquisition. Everyone expects them!

I don't like to limit myself to a single cheeky one-liner. Especially when I'm so good at making them up on the fly.

Hard to really capture the flavor of it in a text-based forum. But if you ever see me in my element, you'll get the idea.

lol I have played risk
I always take north America because it's easy to control and defend and gives decent units, then I pool everyone into Australia until BAM world domination

 

[WOPR]

just a list I have and have used...

"THE TREES ARE ALIVE!"

"~You've no where to HIDE! no where to RUN! your base will BURN LIKE THE HEART OF THE SUN!~"

"You ask for death... HERE I AM!"

"It's time to kick @$$ and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum."

"ah-ahem... gentlemen?"

"Just lie down and surrender!"

"Guns don't kill people... I DO!"

"Guess who it is?"

"I make dead people..."

"BRINGING THE PAIN! ...AND THE PIZZA IN 30 MINUTES OR IT'S FREE!"

 

[WOPR]

"You called down the thunder!"

Yes, I stole it from the Starcraft ghost. It was my favorite unit."Now deal with it."

Yay references.

IIIIIIII see what you did there

I just hope you in in SC1 it's "You called down the thunder..." "...now meet the whirlwind"
(I'll admit I like the SC2 one better... you should look at my list, you'll get it)

 

[WOPR]

Alternatively, I use, "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
Then I wait.

Always a fun one to use. Especially if you're sniping, as everyone stops moving for a second.
"What?"
Headshots become insanely easy to pick up in their multitudes at that point.

"Head go 'splode!"

And if I die:
"But I was using that face/lung/spine!" (dependant on hit area)

If you die from a headshot yell as loud as you can
"MY SPLEEN!"

 

[debramster123]

i would say: good afternoon. no matter what time it is..
yezz that should strike fear into them, harr harr harr

 

[RanD00M]

''After this guys, it'll be that's what she said''.

I don't get it.

Ot: I sometimes say "I'm Rick James, *****!" when I dominate or get a revenge on someone in DoD.

 

[oplinger]

Not even being silly. My one liner is "I'm a pizza! "

I feed off confusion.

 

[w-Jinksy]

when people begin raging i always and so should anyone else who wants to institute a torrent of lulz worthy rage comments, just say "n'awwww babes".

 

[RanD00M]

I figure, at this level of ownage, they'd all say something like ''you're the best or gtfo noob or damn how arte you so good at this'' and to me, saying it before all that transpires would be funny. xD

Now I'm even more confused. Has all that hentai been messing with your brain juice?

 

[White_Hawk]

well probably i would end up screaming "LERROY JENKINS!!!!!1!!!" Down the mic and kill tehm all. i know its old but i still get satisfaction out of it.

 

[NeuroticBabbler]

"Who's a man and three quarters? I'M A MAN AND THREE QUARTERS!" Or some other variant of a Doomguy quote.

 

[crudus]

"I had to be doing something while you guys were having sex with girls"

Wait, did it need to be cool?

"It happens"

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

"If you say Plz because it's shorter than Please, then I will say No because it's shorter than Yes"

Awesomeness. Pure awesomeness.

Mine's "Corn? I didn't eat any corn!" In a Scottish accent. I know I took it from Austin Powers but people stop and give a "WTF?" when I say it.

 

[lazyslothboy]

"Drink your ovaltine, *****"

Simple and to the point.