What's your price?

[shadowstriker86]

I have for you 1 of 3 options for you to choose for an X amount of currency. Convert if you live outside the U.S.


1. Would you write anonymous hate mail to 10 orphans saying that they will never be adopted and that no one loves them for 200? 65,000? 800,000?

2. Would you run over a litter of cute stray kittens with a lawnmower for 75,000? 250,000? 2,000,000?

3. Would you invent a machine that created amazingly delicious sauces but caused 1,000 hand injuries a year and killed 1 extremely dumb person for 35,000?
(Things to consider: Would you invent the blender?)

 

[ShameSpear]

Dude. I'd love to invent the blender. I'm not doing the kittens, and the orphans...meh. That would cost over 1000 easy.

 

[d_str1fe]

Orphans for 65,000 but id send them 1000 each after...
Im afraid I'd do the kittehs for 2 million and hell, the blender made smoothies possible so im all for it : )

 

[TwistedEllipses]

I would do 3 for free as a service to mankind...

 

[SharPhoe]

I'm gonna go ahead and say no to ALL of them. Sorry, I can't be bought.

 

[megapenguinx]

For the orphans I would for any price. But then I'd adopt them and they could rub it in my face.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

1. 200 per? Fuck yes.
2. NOT KITTENS!
3. I would definitely invent a slow-working eugenics machine.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

I wouldn't do the second one, but the first yup i would for the 800,000 and maybe on that last one.

 

[wewontdie11]

I'd just be thrilled I could get paid for my weekend leisure activities at all.

 

[Madshaw]

1: i'd donate the money to an orphan charity

2: i'd do it for the lols, if you want to pay me then i wont complain

3: i'd do that for any money

 

[Lios]

I choose option number one, for $65,000, because I'm such a damned troll.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Yes to all three, for the highest price of course.

Is there any way I can make it kill more people in exchange for maiming less?

Well, you could design one with a Li-ion battery power pack set to short circuit a few seconds after it's switched on at the plug.
After a couple of minutes the batteries would vent creating 4000degrees c combined electrical, chemical and metallic fire. I'm not sure about not maiming less but the fire it'd start would certainly upgrade the lethality qouta...

... Or just put bigger blade and a guard made from cardboard, whichever's best.

 

[internutt]

Those activities for that amount of money? I'd take the larger sums. Just so I feel less 'guilty'.

 

[Lavi]

1) I'll do it for 200.
2) Only if it's puppies.
3) OMG YES D:!

 

[Evilmonkeysniper0182]

blender for sure

 

[Kirra]

I would probably do all of them for even less but i will probably try to get as much as i can for every task. I would probably hesitate a bit with the kittens but death by lawnmower should be quite painless.

 

[mykalwane]

First two, show the money then we will talk. The third one, hell yes. Darwinism should be effecting humans, letting the weak die and the strong live. I know this sounds bad, but how else are we going to get rid of the stupid people?

 

[fix-the-spade]

... Or just put bigger blade and a guard made from cardboard, whichever's best.

Fuck it, I'll take BOTH!

Would sir like the attachment to fit it to a truck's bull bars as well?

 

[ElephantGuts]

First one: Hell yes, I'm assuming they're intelligent enough to recognize that it's just anonymous hate mail and doesn't mean anything. And if they don't realize that, then I don't care about their feelings because they're stupid.

Second one: Hell no, I do not abuse/kill poor defenseless animals.

Third one: Yeah, sure. Those people are going to get their hands mangled/killed one way or another. Probably.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Those are terribly easy questions. I'd ask for the maximum price for all of them, regardless of moral convictions.