Morrowind393 said:
A frozen Snickers bar. weapon and snack raped up into one.
Raped? My friend, I believe you mean "wrapped". Sorry, I usually don't point such things out but I felt that this one was worthy of a mention.
OP: Uh... I know!
The Experimental MIRV as my weapon of choice (provided I'm a very, very long way away; if I'm close I'll use that SPAS-12 that shoots fire in that one level of Black Ops.) and for healthy snacks I'll usually just chow down on whatever's in my pocket. However, I prefer a 3 Musketeer's bar and a Pepsi, if at all possible.