What's Your Vault?

[ThePoodonkis]

If you've played any of the Fallout games, here's a game for you!

Spoiler: What's a Vault?

As you may or may not know, the Vault-Tec Vaults featured within the games were all never meant to rescue people.
Some were in fact social experiments. Such as vault 77 - one man and a crate of puppets, or Vault 69 - 1000 Women and 1 man.

Here's what I'm thinking.

Look at your post number. That's your Vault number.
Now, Think of a social experiment for your happy little Vault X-ians.

Example:

Vault 481: Used to test the reactions of people when all of their food and drinks are laced with gradually increasing amounts of cyanide

 

[Jobz]

Vault 1208: Used to test the long term effects of annoying music on people. As soon as the vault closed the song Dancing Queen by Abba began playing full volume on an infinite loop.

 

[Kuweekee]

Vault 35: The gravity inside the vault has been altered to be twice the normal gravity on earth. As soon as the vault opens all people inside feel light as a feather and have over-evolved muscles in Arms and legs.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Vault 3886:

Extremely spacious vault, twice as large as any normal installation, many winding corridors and open junctions. Inhabitants include 3 men with equal power over the the vaults systems, 100 combat droids each.

One toilet.

3886 is about tolerance, in an environment of frustration, ego and conflict. To be clear, it's about just how little tolerance 3 men with god-complexes posses.

It'll also make for some hilarious review footage.

 

[PurpleRain]

Vault 4190: Just me. Yeap... lonely. That and Prince on loop. What sort of sick fuck did this too me?!

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Vault 2821
Designed as a testing facility for a new form of iPod with a stronger cord, but all that they could get off of iTunes was "Crank that Soulja Boi"

 

[TheGhostOfSin]

Vault 1042

This massive vault was intended to hold all of the world's criminals during the nuclar fallout, so they could finish their time afterwards, most of them were quite surprised when the gas was vented in.

 

[Zeldadudes]

Vault 17 - I'd try to recreate how Equilibrium was... Implement a drug that removes all feelings like love, hate, guilt and sorrow etc. If not then i would definitely increase the gravity... Suckers.

 

[Corven]

vault 902 - a building that has all the amenities to live comfortably for an extremely long amount of time, all the items have been categorized alphabetically and chronologically, the inhabitants include 30 people with short attention spans and ADHD, and one person with OCD.

 

[Ace of Spades]

Vault 77: Two people locked up tight, plenty of pure water, no food. Each are given a revolver with one bullet inside. See who dies first.

 

[Clairaudient]

Vault 517:

A mini putt course designed to only release it's captives when they get a perfect and legal hole in one on every tee in the 72 hole course.

 

[2bitHero]

Vault 2, which features a rather large yellow slide with three outlets into three clear, perspex tanks; one filled with salt and vinegar chips, one filled with marshmellows, one filled with skittles.

Each night a camouflaged proximity mine is dropped into one of the tanks...

I cannot confirm or deny the rumor this was once a dream I had.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Vault 4231: A normal hospitable room for one man and one woman, unbeknownst to either of them is an infinitesimally slowly increasing dosage of ionizing radiation starting from standard background radiation levels of 2.4 millisievert to 1 centisievert by the next generation, and easing it's way from there. Theoretically we'll have humans immune to 20Rö by the 6th generation.

 

[the monopoly guy]

Vault 2654: Vault dwellers vault is gradually flooded, they are pressed with the decision to escape and survive the wasteland or try to stop/contain the precious drinking water.

 

[FireFly90]

Vault 210: A facility experimenting on something called Project Morpheus: Cybernetic Implants that alowed multiple persons to be in the same virtual reality and interact with it like real life, thus being spared the horror of life, or lack of it, outside.

Early experiments resulted in paralization if the user was removed from the network once connected and in some cases, user termination. A breakthrough came about when it was realised that nerve signals where not being sent to the body once a connection was made and the nerves down the spinal column died off. The breakthrough was to have an inhibitor chip below the implant that retained connection with the rest of the body, but when a connection with the simulation was active the chip inhibited nural activity to the body but did not stop it and thus a user could remain connected with the simulation with minimal body movement.

Once the Hardware was perfected they experimented with different environments for users to interact with. Results have yet to be collected...

 

[Bling Cat]

Vault 1428:
A vault of change. Everyone has doors that revolve randomly every night. The vault has over a thousand inhabitants. Every day you wake up and leave to the same vault, just with different people each time. It's a short term experiment until I get bored and gas them all.

 

[GenHellspawn]

Vault 1046:
A time-travelling castle, manned by pirates armed with laser swords that have guns on them. They also fly on flaming sharks. Cold fire still in prototype.

 

[FalloutJack]

Vault 3

Everything is in perfect working order. It's just that the medical facilities include a giant room for the storage and preservation of living human brains, which the robots are set to harvest roughly one year after the vault is sealed. Afterwhich, residents are examined and tested for full mental analysis of their intellect for future advances in robot brains. In the meantime, the human bodies are all replaced with cyber-brains and robot protocols.

 

[Birras]

Vault 563:

999 Spies, and one Engineer. The sentry-sappin' madness!

or

Vault 563:

President Bush and Osama Bin Laden in a vault that has nothing outstanding about it, except that there is no armory, and the only weapon is a revolver with one round.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

It seems as I was gone, this thread turned into a SAW trap think-tank.