What's your warning label?
- Thread starter The Maddest March Hare
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Warning: has no time for banal people who like to talk about how "strange/kooky/random/insane" they believe themselves to be.
I can almost guarantee that the more somebody brays on about just how "crazy and stuff" they are, the more boring and predictable they will inevitably be.
I can almost guarantee that the more somebody brays on about just how "crazy and stuff" they are, the more boring and predictable they will inevitably be.
Mine would read like a perscription warning notice-
-Please take Johan in small amounts or as perscribed,otherwise insanity and depression may ensue
-Do not expose Johan to sunlight or any artificial UV light sources (he may die and shrival up)
-Do not mix Johan with incompatible individuals (contact your doctor if you have other bitchy or moody friends for this may cause serious side effects)
-May cause high blood pressure
-Please take Johan in small amounts or as perscribed,otherwise insanity and depression may ensue
-Do not expose Johan to sunlight or any artificial UV light sources (he may die and shrival up)
-Do not mix Johan with incompatible individuals (contact your doctor if you have other bitchy or moody friends for this may cause serious side effects)
-May cause high blood pressure
Warning: Fuck off!
I think that more or less puts everything I want to say in one neat little line.
This message is not aimed at any poster or any identifiable person or image. It also isn't a clever ruse to troll people or start a flamewar. I am merely stating my own version of the hilarious "warning" label.
WARNING: Contact will make you a geek. Side effects include: Comic book love, super hero movie love, and fantasy novel obsession.
I'm a comic book geek. You have been warned.
I'm a comic book geek. You have been warned.
WARNING: Approaching will put you at HIGH risk of being exposed to quotes, bad jokes, depressing comments and general insanity.
Pretty much the entire descripion of me. I'm a quoting, bad-joking, depressing comment making, genral insanty inducing machine.
Pretty much the entire descripion of me. I'm a quoting, bad-joking, depressing comment making, genral insanty inducing machine.
[HEADING=1]Warning!:[/HEADING] Contents change drastically and randomly when exposed to various stimuli. Proceed with extreme caution and prepare for unexpected results. Results may include (but not limited to): conflagrant, explosive anger; uncanny happiness; potent awesomeness; cheesy, random humor; psychotic rampage; spouts of creativity; spontaneous sandwich making; downright creepiness; etc.
May ask for food.
May ask for food.
[HEADING=3]CAUTION[/HEADING]
Extremely flammable! Do not expose to temperatures above 50 degress celsius. Do not pierce, drop or throw container as there is minor risk of explosion. Keep away from children and be sure to secure the container after use.
Extremely flammable! Do not expose to temperatures above 50 degress celsius. Do not pierce, drop or throw container as there is minor risk of explosion. Keep away from children and be sure to secure the container after use.
