What's your warning label?

[profit0004]

Danger: Addictive

 

[teutonicman]

Warning! May unintentionally kill all of or part of your soul.

 

[superbatranger]

Warning! Beware of the "Beware of Dog" sign.


It was all I could think of.

 

[Archemetis]

Warning: Failure to entertain the Archemetis will result in entire rooms (yours) being painted pink or the Archemetis itself, eating it's own feet.

That would probably just about do it.

 

[SuperGilfer]

Warning: Subject is a (somewhat) polite, (sorta) funny, (mostly) mentally stable individual with occasional self-depreciative tendencies. Seriously. Don't know why he even bothered with a label.

....

...Yeah, that sucked. Let's turn the silly up a notch.

CAUTION: Improper handling may result in spleen corrosion. There, you've been warned. Don't say you weren't, because you were. Not my fault you didn't take the label seriously. Dumbass.

MUCH better.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Warning! Prolonged exposure may cause spontaneous outbursts of insight and awesome.

 

[CNKFan]

Warning: May attempt to disembowel and eat innards.

 

[Cuthawolf]

Warning! Contents under pressure! High risk of explosion!

I know that one's cliche, but it's true.

This one wins for me.

 

[skitzo van]

Warning: low sanity zone, prepare for the cheetos in your uncle's dyslexic closet to be insulted.

 

[CompanionCube]

Warning: Contains dangerous amounts of pasta, approach at own risk

 

[Ryuo]

Warning: May contain ideas.

This.
Love it.

 

[Denamic]

Warning: Incompatible with most household sockets.

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

Caution, feed before petting/b]

Hrmm..think that's good

 

[Chancie]

Warning: Not intended for children under three years of age

I'm awful with babies. Seriously.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Warning Any attempts to show attraction towards subject will be met with confusion and/or denial. Any attempts to make conversation with subject will involve more input on user's end. Subject may make jokes about sock related ploys and equines with ballistic weaponry.

 

[Eponet]

Warning.
Cannot be caged.
Cannot be controlled.

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

Warning: do not pique my wrath, for judgment is swift and fierce.

Or

Warning: possesses high intelligence. Attempts at conversation can lead to head scratching, bewilderment, mobs.

 

[Pyotr Romanov]

WARNING: THE PERSON YOU ARE TALKING TO HAS ASPERGERS SYNDROME. APPROACH WITH AN OPEN MIND.

Yes, I actually do have Aspergers Syndrome. It explains about 90% of what I do.

What's it like? I'm supposed to have it, but I have no idea what it does...

OT:
Warning: This person might make extremely unfunny and un-asked for jokes about suicide, to complement his already lame username.

 

[triggahappyhaza]

Warning: Sir Get the FUCK back!

 

[Mr Snuffles]

Warning! May pester consistently for over 24 hours that subject should use skype.