What's your warning label?

[Xojins]

Caution: Do not attempt to comprehend, contents subject to change.

 

[Lambi]

W A R N I N G
Extreamly cuddl-able. Hugging may result in longterm cuddle.

Or something like that.
I have warned people before with that I am extreamly clingy and huggly.
They didn't listen and had to 'pay the hug' D:.. Or something!

You are? That's a good thing if I ever met you. Oh, I can already imagine the hugs between us...
If I knew what you looked like, that is.
Oh, and if the hug would turn into a cuddle, I wouldn't have a problem with it. ^_^
Yes, I mean that in a non pervy way...
Seriously.

OT: Warning!
...
That is all.

 

[Revolutionary]

caution,failure to be awsome will result in fatal disintrest.

 

[Podunk]

Caution: Logic enforced here

 

[TankCopter]

Warning! Contents may cause confusion, learning, nerdiness and cancer. Handle with care.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Warning: May cause low birth weight

 

[Reenix]

Warning: Object may look better than you in a car wing-mirror.

 

[DazBurger]

Warning: Wide load.

 

[Autumnflame]

If you read this you are now my property

 

[S.R.S.]

Warning: Less sexy in person.

 

[Queen Michael]

Warning: May contain nuts.

Edit: Not intented as innuendo!

 

[Yarggg]

Warning: Approach with caution high in sex. May be victim of rape.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Warning: Hasn't got any yet, even mildly attractive men should take steps to avoid being jumped.

 

[Daipire]

Contents under pressure.
Grrrr, I'm so angsty.

Seriously though, it'd probably be Contains toxic levels of procrastination

 

[rabidmidget]

SWALLOW YOUR TONGUE, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO ESCAPE!

Warning: Devilish handsomeness, keep face shielded away at all times to prevent terminal attraction.

 

[Tossth Esalad]

Warning! Sleeping bear.

Wake at own risk...

 

[not_the_dm]

You know it makes sense.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Warning: Forms opinions on social norms on a 'by situation' basis
OR
Warning: Excellent Hugger; any sexually implicit touching is not intended in a sexual way

See how I said sexually implicit? I mean that I won't grab your junk but I may run my fingers through your hair or hug you in a very comfortable (though socially awkward) way.

The two are related. Basically I think that some forms of touching (like hugs) shouldn't be associated so strongly with sex or love, they can be used in non-sexual ways as a form of social interaction, just like waving or talking.

 

[Azhrarn-101]

Warning: May cause flowcharts
rather fits with my avatar.

Caution: Content is extremely shy and may burst into flames when exposed to high levels of social interaction, keep away from crowds
is rather more fitting of myself.

 

[Queen Michael]

Warning: Sweet Transvestite