What's your zombie plan?

[MEEBO17]

Alright, I do'nt know if anyone's asked yet, but what's your plan for the zombie apocolypse?

I would grab a shovel, all my kitchen knives, and a baseball bat. Then, I would go on the roof (after locking all the doors)for a few days (until my food ran out) then go to walmart cause they have guns...and food...and stay on the roof

 

[DuplicateValue]

No, nobody's asked at all. Ever.

/sarcasm

 

[V TheSystem V]

I wouldn't go to a shopping centre. It's open, many opportunities for infected to get in (fire exits, windows, etc). I would go to a church belltower with a lot of food and weapons, then when my provisions run out, find a fellow survivor to watch my back as I go and get food from a small shop of some sort

 

[Julianking93]

I'd do the mall thing because I'm too lazy to think of anything else.

 

[TimeLord]

My local Tesco has an easily defendable top floor and an abundance of food,

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Must... resist...
Thred's been done to death and then some more.

Anyway, On topic: I'd exploit my lvl 3 telekinesis with infinite drill fuel... oh real life?
Get a gun, shoot if needed.

 

[guardian001]

Repeat thread them back to hell.

OT: bullets + zombies = win.

 

[Rednog]

I'm going to go with dying in the initial wave. There is honestly no point to have any sort of plan, if it was even possible you probably wouldn't necessarily be near wherever you planned. Even then the needs for long term survival are just obscenely high.

 

[K84]

Why do i need to plan?

I'm behind the whole thing.

 

[Frequen-Z]

Fill my bathtub with water before water supplies get cut, make a risky run to get a lot of tinned food, like, shitloads. Then when I get back to mine, rest upstairs with a bucket, wind up radio, wind up torch, candles, matches, tinned food, any weapons I can get (No guns here in the UK) and destroy the staircase so there's no way up.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

barricade myself inside a souvenir shop with a bunchload of guns, ammo, and twinkies, and then pop out every single one who gets by !

 

[Cabisco]

Ok, if we are talking slow moving shitty zombies.

I would do everything i ever wanted to do, apart from a zombie tricia helfer as knowing she is dead would likely make me commit suicide.

Tell you what though, I would go get some survivors and start the zombie kill of the week thing going!

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

there is a tall radio tower in the city center im heaeded there to gain support, after that the museum to get some armour.

think about it, zmbies canonly bite and stuff, and plate mail can take a few hits from a greatsword

 

[The Warden]

Leave home with guns/other weapons, and head for a rescue zone before the city is bombed or I get my head chomped.

 

[oldmanwynter]

I plan on being gone by the time any sort of apocalypse comes, so no zombie plan for me.

 

[Luke5515]

Cousins house first, get guns, knives, and food. My friend ashley's hosue, get car. Then we hole up at the water tower up the street. It's high, full of water, and there's one way up.

 

[Evilbunny]

Part of me takes comfort in the fact that no matter how much the world changes, there will always be zombie threads on the escapist.

Anyway, I guess it depends on where I am when it happens, but I could probably just chill in my attic until I get rescued. Zombies lack the coordination to climb, so since you require a ladder to get into my attic, I think I'm safe.

 

[Parallel Streaks]

there is a tall radio tower in the city center im heaeded there to gain support, after that the museum to get some armour.

think about it, zmbies canonly bite and stuff, and plate mail can take a few hits from a greatsword

Too bad that plate mail is obscenely heavy, in that sort of situation you have to admit that enough zombies could get through it EVENTUALLY. I'd prefer to be far, far away before they have an opportunity to bite my peachy arse.

OT: My plan? Bullet, point blank to my head. Saves me pissing in jars for the rest of human civilization.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

A zombie plan? Of course not! I have 37 different zombie plans!

 

[iLikeHippos]

Well, planning and what would actually happen is a huge difference...

I'd do what I do in Gears of War 2 on Horde.
Take a shotgun, run around really fast in a big circle and shoot anything that even looks at me funny.
Than loot houses for energy(Food, batteries and if the chance would arise, guns). Or take my home-made mana potion in my backpack.
Everyone else would be heading for the secured zones anyways. I don't want to come there and be crammed by 20.000 others.

It's truly flawless! *Sarcastic voice*