I remember that Moose, he teamed up with a squirrel and knocked me off a cliff. Darn You, Muuse and Skverril.
When I was alive, I spied something that is red.
When I was alive, I spied something that is red.
When I was Alive
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And my sides split with laughing. Turns out that metaphor is not as harmless as it sounds - ribs and spleen got everywhere.
When I was alive, I was a piece of modern art ...
When I was alive, I was a piece of modern art ...
And was disrespected by every fan of the Rennaisance (sp?), until they lit me on fire to prove a point.
When I was alive, I danced down the street to work every morning...
When I was alive, I danced down the street to work every morning...
Until one of your depressed suicidal co-workers shot you in the back with a shotgun for your peppy attitude.
When I was alive I ate shrimp.
When I was alive I ate shrimp.
Until they morphed into a GIANT SQUID WITH LAZERZ!!1!111!
When I was alive, coffee was my besterest friend evarr!
When I was alive, coffee was my besterest friend evarr!
No, you're supposed to post how the above poster killed you for the first half of your post......ElephantGuts said:
Well, I was killed by global warming caused by somebody consuming all the coffee, which led to pollutants in the atmosphere rising and causing the next Ice Age. Needless to say, I was frosted.
When I was alive, I sang in the rain.
Until the pollution levels ascended and my playful pasttime escalated into a dangerous dash for my life from the apocalyptic ph1 acid rain!
When I was alive, I was a machine gun made out of happiness...
When I was alive, I was a machine gun made out of happiness...
But failed the three-month application test in Gabon, I attempted to redeem myself by finding the Tree of Life. I drank the sap and turned into a patch of grass and flowers.
When I was alive,[i\] du bist mein heiligtum, du bist mein licht im raum, du bist das leben, du bist der fluch, du bist das omen.[/i]
When I was alive,[i\] du bist mein heiligtum, du bist mein licht im raum, du bist das leben, du bist der fluch, du bist das omen.[/i]
I tried to learn a new language to understand what you had said and done. But when I went to the library to get the dictionary to translate, it collapsed in an unfortunate construction accident. I was smooshed.
When I was alive, there was a zombie apocalypse.
When I was alive, there was a zombie apocalypse.
Quite obviously, that many people in such close proximity, and so vulnerable, and so hocked on the high of life, was not good for my health.
I contracted AIDS, had an overdose, was beaten, and fell out a window, at the same time.
When I was alive, I survived all of the above and stumbled into a biker gang meeting with a pair of Nazis and a Marxist...
I contracted AIDS, had an overdose, was beaten, and fell out a window, at the same time.
When I was alive, I survived all of the above and stumbled into a biker gang meeting with a pair of Nazis and a Marxist...