When Jesus Is Your Lord and Cockblock

[artanis_neravar]

@artnis_nervar

This is about giving the best advice for the guy in question, it's not moral advice or "lawful good" advice. It's about what the guy should do that he would come out on top.

Don't be naive, the world isn't made up of disney characters, it's a hungry dog eat dog world. Exploit and milk the others dry, one can never lose that way.

You sound like someone that gives "just be yourself" advice. What I'm giving is advice gained from real experience and wisdom gained through trials and tribulation. In life you don't get shit for being a nice guy, you need to be fucking evil, and when I say evil I don't mean being a stupid asshole that try to destroy the world. I mean being like Light Yagami from the Death Note series, pretend to be good and get everyone at your side while secretly exploiting them.

My advice is from real life experience to, and no, you get further when people like you, not push over like you, but like you because you have a strong personality and help them when they need it, because then people are going to help you when you need it. You don't think that's true? Then I feel sorry for you but it is.

And you didn't give the best advice for them, you gave them advice that has been mired in your negative experiences. Neither of them were asking about sex, the first guy was looking for a real relationship, no one based on lies or meaningless sex. The second guy was asking about a friendship which has no connections to sex at all.

 

[maswell]

A fun, fit, Christian girl who dabbles in games?

Can I get her number?

 

[PAGEToap44]

Yeah, I fell for a Christian recently and she appeared to fall for me. A fun, fit Christian girl who dabbles in games no less. It would be absolutely fine in terms of faith but there's one wee snag which prevents us from being together. The whole pre-marital abstinence thing. It's a buggerance.

 

[theheroofaction]

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Though one should realize that "abstinence" is more or less entirely about whether you get connected down low. Unless that's your only desire it shouldn't be too much of a problem.

As for the "heathen" guy, well, tough luck I guess, some people just want shared beliefs.

 

[AbstractStream]

A guy who wants to stay in the fried zone? Whoa. That really is quite the rare occurrence.

Also, the girl cheated on him for 2 whole years? That is just so messed up. I get that you care for her and all, but I would not be friends with her after that. Sure, maybe all is forgiven, but just let it go. Well let "her" go.

 

[Satosuke]

I know someone who has said several times before that it's impossible to have no desire or sexual tension between you and a friend of the opposite gender (or same gender for gay people). I do think that's quite bullshit. I'm pretty damn sure there's no underlying tension when my best friend's wife kicks my ass at beer pong. No, the tension's right upfront because she's hardcore and I can't beat her to save my life!


See, I have this mental hangup (though it's actually a helpful thing) where girls in relationships are just not desirable or attractive to me...the 'persona non nookie' concept as the sagely Randall Graves once said. Then again, I'm an emotionally stunted introvert who has yet to ever even be on a date or have a legit crush, so my experience might be a bit incomplete and myopic. Oh well, not like I care.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Yeah, I fell for a Christian recently and she appeared to fall for me. A fun, fit Christian girl who dabbles in games no less. It would be absolutely fine in terms of faith but there's one wee snag which prevents us from being together. The whole pre-marital abstinence thing. It's a buggerance.

Are these kinds of girls popping up all over the place? I had a similar problem about 2 weeks ago. As futile as I know it is to say "move on", you fall for who you fall for, and that's that. There are other ways for you to connect sexually than to actually do it, and trust me, people are a lot more weak-willed than you think. If you got together with her, and it lasted a decent amount of time, she'd probably end up succumbing to her more baser instincts anyway, unless she's totally devout.

The girl I liked was very realistic. She admitted to me how hard it was to keep away from that stuff, though she was a virgin. Naturally I assumed that meant she'd done other things (was revealed in a later conversation), and it was at this point I thought, "fuck this". I'm wasting my time. Good luck to you bro', but religion and everything it entails can be cause huge divides if you aren't on the same page about absolutely everything.

 

[hexFrank202]

From what I've seen, opposing religious beliefs is one of the all-time best and most supremely effective ways to utterly incinerate a relationship.
Now if both members aren't really devout or dedicated, and don't really believe what they believe, like if one is like, "Yeah I'm a Christian, just because my parents are. I don't pray for my food, I go to church... sometimes, I don't necessarily believe in God" and the other is like "Yeah I'm Jewish but I haven't been active in the religion since I was twelve" then it'd be fine.
But a Christian and an atheist... yeah, that probably won't work. You, The Lonely Heathen really seriously need to understand her smart decision to not try getting into a relationship with you. Being a dedicated Christian is a really big deal and takes a lot of discipline, Protestant Christianity is one of the least extreme in that regard.

 

[ZeroMachine]

I'll admit, I didn't read the article, and don't plan on it. Just not into dating columns. But, I saw the text describing the article, and I have to say I'm in that position- a friend of mine and I recently, and subtly, and without actually stating it, agreed to just stay friends for the best. I'm a bit sad, but it would end up ruining so many friendships, probably including ours, that I'm definitely happy it happened this way.

That's all I was gonna say, but then I saw this:

@lonely heathen.

Lie to her, pretend you converted, or actually convert. Fuck her, use her, milk her dry then convert back.

Option 2, if you really do care, don't know why you would, she's whack for believing in talking snakes, but if you DO care. Convert, and work from the inside to get her to be an atheist, muslim, buddhist or whatever religion you're on.

If it doesn't work when you're still together, tell her you can't take the bullshit anymore and you're going back to whatever religion you were on. If she truly cares about you she'll consider converting, or at least respect your beliefs and try to co-exist with you. If not then no big deal, you break up, at least you fucked her already.

@Tyrol

Kids get this up that thick skull of yours right now! Friends are overrated. Especially female friends. There a billions of people in the world, all can be your potential friend, they are a dime a dozen.

There is nothing you can get out of one friend that you can't from another, unless they're in prestigious positions.

With a guy friend you can be drinking buddies, wing man in games, competitor in games and you can even pour your heart out when the girls rip it apart and he'll understand your pain. You probably can't do that with a girl, even if you could it'll be rare.

Separate the hole for your penis from your friends.

You are a depressing, shallow, greedy person, and I seriously hope I never have to deal with anyone like you for as long as I live.

I pity you and people like you.

 

[Micalas]

Love FAQ: When Jesus Is Your Lord and Cockblock

We come across the rare case of someone happily friend-zoned.

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While you may or may not be an atheist you must not give a shit one way or the other with a thread title like this.

 

[Vault101]

@lonely heathen.

Lie to her, pretend you converted, or actually convert. Fuck her, use her, milk her dry then convert back.

Option 2, if you really do care, don't know why you would, she's whack for believing in talking snakes, but if you DO care. Convert, and work from the inside to get her to be an atheist, muslim, buddhist or whatever religion you're on.

If it doesn't work when you're still together, tell her you can't take the bullshit anymore and you're going back to whatever religion you were on. If she truly cares about you she'll consider converting, or at least respect your beliefs and try to co-exist with you. If not then no big deal, you break up, at least you fucked her already.

@Tyrol

Kids get this up that thick skull of yours right now! Friends are overrated. Especially female friends. There a billions of people in the world, all can be your potential friend, they are a dime a dozen.

There is nothing you can get out of one friend that you can't from another, unless they're in prestigious positions.

With a guy friend you can be drinking buddies, wing man in games, competitor in games and you can even pour your heart out when the girls rip it apart and he'll understand your pain. You probably can't do that with a girl, even if you could it'll be rare.

Separate the hole for your penis from your friends.

because all women are exactally the same right?.....anyway I think your idea of what freindship is (and what females are) is a little screwed up

 

[themanwithfournames]

am i missing somthing, or does that last letter sound suspiciasly like the harry ron hermie love triangle? also, hahahaha theists, you so silly.

 

[runnernda]

A guy once broke up with me when he found out that I don't consider myself "saved." He's missing out (I'm kind of awesome), but if that's what he wants, I can't change that. It sucks, but go find a girl who wants all of you.

 

[weirdee]

Well, when it comes down to the facts, if she goes to church, and you're not gonna go to church with her, it's a no-win situation.

 

[AussieD]

If you've ever been cockblocked by a christian conscience, either yours or the person you're after - you may find this book amusing

Cockblocked by Jesus:

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