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samsprinkle

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I used to be bullied...then when I was younger I made friends with people with connections to a gang. People stopped fucKing with me then. Then I got older and just developed some charisma, and my own muscles.
 

Sewer Rat

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I remember in gym I was harassed by some annoying girl, she would insult me behind my back (complete coward) and would yell at the other team members when they screwed up even though she did nothing (she was worried she would break a nail, no joke) and one day I got fed up with it and pelted her in the face with a volleyball. I later got a talking to by a teammate saying "You can't hit a girl man" and I responded "I don't know what the hell that is but it is not a girl."
 

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lolmeister said:
Cricket Bat. Head. Nuff said.
Boink!

I only got picked on in middle school because I had long hair. I laughed at those kids when I got to high school and half of the male population had long hair.
 

the protaginist

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Oh, Read my Post awhile back about becoming a schoolhouse vigilante. I was Batman for a day.
I went around punching the people who deserved it, and, geuss what? No teacher saw me, yet I still got 1 day of Suspension. Way to work on the wrong person, system.
 

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berethond said:
jim_doki said:
Ah, Leave Them Alone. Parent for "Just Avoid Your Problems". I'm glad my parents told me to outwit the idiots i met at school. insult them without knowing, make it sound like I insulted them so I could argue when they hit me, its all good
My parents always said, "Make sure they take the first punch."

So that when I beat the stuffing out of 'em it was all 'self-defence'.
That's what my dad always said. Awesome.

Anyway, yeah, the other thing I did, when they wouldn't hit me so I could hit back, is school-stalk then. Now, this only works if you are someone like me, who no-one really knew, and those that did know me thought I was bat-shit insane. School-stalking is when, in school, in classes, and whenever you can in the school, you stalk someone (duh). At lunch, I would sit across from the person I was stalking, and simply stare at him (don't use school stalking on the opposite gender. It could be construed as sexuel harrasment). If he went to the library, I followed. In the classes we shared, I would sit right behind him, staring. Basically, you just stare at them and stalk them.

The kid broke down after a week, and begged me to stop, apologizing for insulting me constantly.
 

Learchuz

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Not sure why I wasn't picked on. Maybe my height heh. Was picked on once on the bus, but I popped him on the forehead just above his eyebrows. Had a huge bruise his hair couldn't cover up. Left me alone after that heh.
 

fontlas

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I never had a real problem with bullying, though there was this one time where this ass wouldn't leave me alone usually I could just say something witty or laugh at him and leave him confused but after awhile I got tired of him. So he was harassing me when I was sitting in my chair and he was behind me. I pushed backwards into him and he fell over, then I got up kicked him, punched him and pushed him over then walked away.
 

maddawg IAJI

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Well I came from a Catholic school (Surprise surprise I came out atheist.) and I was pretty well know so no one would bother me. My nickname was the caucASIAN since I was a white kid who had squinty eyes. Naturally this followed me to High school where some random kids (Who didn't know me but knew one of my friends) began calling me the CaucASIAN. I was just about to ask a hot girl out when they first did it to.I let out a sigh looked him straight in the eye and did what I do best. Lie about how I got the name. I told him that I got the name becuase my brother was adopted from the Phillipines. He didn't know me so he apolgized and walked away. Of course the girl never went out with becuase of that but at least I got rid of that guy.
 

AbsoluteVirtue18

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I got bullied in school, then moved to Jefferson City, Missouri. The first person that messed with me I knocked out then kicked in the crotch until he cried and begged me to stop.


You don't fuck with me.
 

blackcherry

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I got picked on in school a few times. First time I told my parents and they went apeshit. Bunch of kids never hassled me again, bar one who thought he was above the law. Made it clear I could kick his ass so he left it to verbals.

Other guy, who was stronger and tougher than me I instead played a waiting game. He beats me up once, for the next week he gets 'accidental' headbutts or swinging arms to the throat. After teachers stopped paying a blind bit of notice in P.E., he would get a few retaliatory kicks to the groin in a scrum. After that he kept it to occasional verbals too.

In both cases the verbals were so poor I either laughed them off or made them look stupid. Then people entered real life and either grew up, or stayed in the same town with a deadend job. Moral victory.
 

Studd_Jozz

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I owned power tools, a sturdy baseball bat, and the head of a fire axe. And alcohol gel. And a lighter.
Apparntly, a burning axe strike doesn't immediately cotterize.
Who knew.
 

hippo24

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Uhhh....

I never really had a problem with such scenarios.
I was a bit on the other end of the spectrum myself...especially during and after middle school.

My response to neerdowells was always to be as nonsequator as possible.

-You stun
-Wait till they get that confused look
-and then make use anything at all to launch a counter attack.
-It doesn't matter if its a positive, you use it as if it were a negative.
-Then you call them an idiot when they object.
the key is to always act as if whatever they say as meaningless, or idiotic. No matter how justified it is.
You play on their weakness', if they're of average intelligence or lower, play on that, and remind them constantly that your above them. If they'r insecure, play on that. If they cherish a sport or activity, deface it as much as possible. If they have an Idea or political standing, argue with them and tell them they're dumb for thinking that way, regardless if you agree(just don't tell them your preference because then they have ammunition).
You do what you must until they leave you alone.

I cant really say that I ever consorted to violence on a large scale, never anything more then a few seconds of hits, maybe it was because I wasn't what you would call a short or small kid.
 

zacaron

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had this mentaly unstable child in my grade 8 class and he was always getting into fights with the other kids, one day he hit my friend in the back with one of the big metal 3-hole punch and then at lunch he knocked the same friend down and started kicking him so I just sort of lost it, gave him a running tackle knocked him down then picked him up and pinned him against a tree, best part is after he went to the principal we compiled a 3 page list of grivances to submit to the principal so we got out without getting so much as a punisment
 

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Studd_Jozz said:
I owned power tools, a sturdy baseball bat, and the head of a fire axe. And alcohol gel. And a lighter.
Apparntly, a burning axe strike doesn't immediately cotterize.
Who knew.
If this was true, I would have seen it in the news. A video gamer hacking at some kid with a burning axe? There's no way that wouldn't have been snapped up by every news station in the nation.
 

hippo24

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Liverandbacon said:
Studd_Jozz said:
I owned power tools, a sturdy baseball bat, and the head of a fire axe. And alcohol gel. And a lighter.
Apparntly, a burning axe strike doesn't immediately cotterize.
Who knew.
If this was true, I would have seen it in the news. A video gamer hacking at some kid with a burning axe? There's no way that wouldn't have been snapped up by every news station in the nation.
AXtinguisher?
From TF2?
Well at least it would be a good headline
"Local Pyro Cosplayer Murders 5 with Burning Axe"
I would read that article...

http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/03/03/30341_TF2Axtinguisher.jpg
 

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chromewarriorXIII said:
lolmeister said:
Cricket Bat. Head. Nuff said.
Boink!

I only got picked on in middle school because I had long hair. I laughed at those kids when I got to high school and half of the male population had long hair.
Boink. The sweet sound of victory!

And thats Karma for you right there. I hope those kids got picked on by everyone else.
I got picked on back in school, for having glasses. Even though there were plenty of other people who wore them who didn't get picked on. Guess I was unlucky. But, last I heard one of the guys who picked on me broke his leg in a football match. Which just makes me lol. :)
 

Studd_Jozz

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hippo24 said:
Liverandbacon said:
Studd_Jozz said:
I owned power tools, a sturdy baseball bat, and the head of a fire axe. And alcohol gel. And a lighter.
Apparntly, a burning axe strike doesn't immediately cotterize.
Who knew.
If this was true, I would have seen it in the news. A video gamer hacking at some kid with a burning axe? There's no way that wouldn't have been snapped up by every news station in the nation.
AXtinguisher?
From TF2?
Well at least it would be a good headline
"Local Pyro Cosplayer Murders 5 with Burning Axe"
I would read that article...

Wrong, both of you.
I used it on a sleeping dear, and showed what happened to the would be bullies, while holding the burning axe-bat.
Small town schools are fun.
So is modifying a paintball gun to shoot chalk bullets.
But getting the chalk bullets is a *****.