When people say___________, it really pisses me off
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"Stop that, I don't agree with it" in whatever form it comes in. yes, okay, it's against your religion or whatever, but until the fact that I'm doing it starts to directly impact you, piss off. "Don't eat that I'm on a Diet!" I'm not.
"Lol i cant remember wat hapend last nite i woz so wasted but i bet it was awesome!" you're defeating the point of your Drinking! you're drinking to have a good time! Why are you doing it to the point where you can't REMEMBER that Good Time?
Also my Religion Teachers lovely "Oh I'm fine with Gay People! I just don't want them to express their love for each other!" Wow sir, that's a very Christian viewpoint you don't have! But of course he ignores me because I'm Agnostic. =|
"Lol i cant remember wat hapend last nite i woz so wasted but i bet it was awesome!" you're defeating the point of your Drinking! you're drinking to have a good time! Why are you doing it to the point where you can't REMEMBER that Good Time?
Also my Religion Teachers lovely "Oh I'm fine with Gay People! I just don't want them to express their love for each other!" Wow sir, that's a very Christian viewpoint you don't have! But of course he ignores me because I'm Agnostic. =|
"I'm sorry, but you're overqualified for this position."
"Any true Scotsman..."
"I'm not racist, but..."
"Think of the children!"
"Hey, bro."
"I'm so sick of these money-hungry socialists in this damn communist government!"
"Oi, ****!"
"... leftist do-gooder."
"This secular society was founded on Christian principals."
"I love Jesus, that's why I hate the downtrodden and marginalized."
"I could care less."
"Hey, there are kids starving in Ethiopia, so cheer up!"
"All fat people are lazy slobs."
"Sup, bro?"
"Anyone who doesn't think sports aren't literally the best thing ever are fat, and therefore lazy slobs."
"I, like, literally died! Like, oh. Em. Gee. Literally."
"How have you not heard of Touhou, have you been living under a rock?"
"Jazz? You mean that slow, boring stuff?"
"How dare you! Who do you think you are?"
"Ha! That's lols for a thousand wins!"
"First!"
"Yeah, whatever, grammar nazi. Same difference."
"I hate my boyfriend so much, he's the biggest arsehole on the planet! He's always mean, he never compliments me, he doesn't pay any attention to me, he has a drinking problem, he stole from me on numerous occasions, he keeps pressuring me to try anal... Break up with him? Why would I do that?"
"Bullet For My Valentine are a good band."
"Yo, sup bro?"
"You have to respect the beliefs of others."
"Of course my god is real! Look at a rainbow, look at a waterfall, he must be real!"
"You can't come in dressed like that! You've got to have two popped collars and a tribal tattoo on your neck, like me."
"I don't care if they've got better music, or that you can talk to the person next to you, or that you're guaranteed free drinks! We're not going to the gay bar, because I'm worried I might get hit on by a handsome man and question my own sexuality. We're going to this nightclub filled with violent guidos, where you can't hear a thing and they only serve beers brewed by Fosters group. And all the ladies have hepatitis."
"You don't like something the government I support did? Leave the country!"
"One day you'll grow up and be as immature as me."
"You're a gay noob hacker! No way you managed to hit me in the back of the head when I wasn't looking! No, I'm not a little kid, I'm eighteen, and I work for Microsoft! You're gay and you like men of the same gender!"
"Any true Scotsman..."
"I'm not racist, but..."
"Think of the children!"
"Hey, bro."
"I'm so sick of these money-hungry socialists in this damn communist government!"
"Oi, ****!"
"... leftist do-gooder."
"This secular society was founded on Christian principals."
"I love Jesus, that's why I hate the downtrodden and marginalized."
"I could care less."
"Hey, there are kids starving in Ethiopia, so cheer up!"
"All fat people are lazy slobs."
"Sup, bro?"
"Anyone who doesn't think sports aren't literally the best thing ever are fat, and therefore lazy slobs."
"I, like, literally died! Like, oh. Em. Gee. Literally."
"How have you not heard of Touhou, have you been living under a rock?"
"Jazz? You mean that slow, boring stuff?"
"How dare you! Who do you think you are?"
"Ha! That's lols for a thousand wins!"
"First!"
"Yeah, whatever, grammar nazi. Same difference."
"I hate my boyfriend so much, he's the biggest arsehole on the planet! He's always mean, he never compliments me, he doesn't pay any attention to me, he has a drinking problem, he stole from me on numerous occasions, he keeps pressuring me to try anal... Break up with him? Why would I do that?"
"Bullet For My Valentine are a good band."
"Yo, sup bro?"
"You have to respect the beliefs of others."
"Of course my god is real! Look at a rainbow, look at a waterfall, he must be real!"
"You can't come in dressed like that! You've got to have two popped collars and a tribal tattoo on your neck, like me."
"I don't care if they've got better music, or that you can talk to the person next to you, or that you're guaranteed free drinks! We're not going to the gay bar, because I'm worried I might get hit on by a handsome man and question my own sexuality. We're going to this nightclub filled with violent guidos, where you can't hear a thing and they only serve beers brewed by Fosters group. And all the ladies have hepatitis."
"You don't like something the government I support did? Leave the country!"
"One day you'll grow up and be as immature as me."
"You're a gay noob hacker! No way you managed to hit me in the back of the head when I wasn't looking! No, I'm not a little kid, I'm eighteen, and I work for Microsoft! You're gay and you like men of the same gender!"
I can't stand when sports fans say "we" when talking about their favorite teams. I have a friend who does this when he talks about his precious fucking Red Sox. "We won last night." No, my friend, you just watched the game. THEY won. "Did you see who we traded for?" Nope. Sorry. I didn't know you worked in the team's front office.
And when people say, "I hate to be (fill in the blank), but...", I want to slap them.
And when people say, "I hate to be (fill in the blank), but...", I want to slap them.
When people say nearly anything religiously-fueled, particularly when it's dehumanizing or a complete mockery of your senses.
Creationism, homeopathy, miracles, etc are one thing that annoy me to no end.
The other is when someone will say that something is "part of god's plans" or some other horseshit.
I don't even want to get into why the latter statements are retarded, and the former is terrible because these people are ALSO allowed to vote on matters like education.
Creationism, homeopathy, miracles, etc are one thing that annoy me to no end.
The other is when someone will say that something is "part of god's plans" or some other horseshit.
I don't even want to get into why the latter statements are retarded, and the former is terrible because these people are ALSO allowed to vote on matters like education.
When a person you're playing with on a game has no idea what the difference between can not and will not is.
"Hey what should I do to get this level up?"
"Oh, a good thing to do is to go do that, it's very effective."
"Ah I "CAN'T" do that, I'm a skiller pure."
"What's stopping you from physically doing it? Nothing is saying that you can not do it, you just refuse to do it."
Come on people this is first grade material.
"Hey what should I do to get this level up?"
"Oh, a good thing to do is to go do that, it's very effective."
"Ah I "CAN'T" do that, I'm a skiller pure."
"What's stopping you from physically doing it? Nothing is saying that you can not do it, you just refuse to do it."
Come on people this is first grade material.
"X game: Why all the Hate?"
I want to tell these people: Just because two Internet critics give it a negative review does not mean it carries over to the rest of them. The game in question had a metacritic score of 90 from fans and critics, which made it a well received game in anyone eye's. I think Angry Joe did not like it as much as other people did, so this one person immediately went defensive.
I want to tell these people: Just because two Internet critics give it a negative review does not mean it carries over to the rest of them. The game in question had a metacritic score of 90 from fans and critics, which made it a well received game in anyone eye's. I think Angry Joe did not like it as much as other people did, so this one person immediately went defensive.
"If we were to make homosexuality legal, it would mean people would start campaigning to marry their pets, it would never stop!"
Because pets are totally people and consent to marriage.
Because pets are totally people and consent to marriage.
I could care less...
a lot of people bring this one up, but imho any one that answers with that is technically correct since if they truly could not care less, why would they care enough to respond in the first place ???
just a thought on it, I also find its usage funny.
a lot of people bring this one up, but imho any one that answers with that is technically correct since if they truly could not care less, why would they care enough to respond in the first place ???
just a thought on it, I also find its usage funny.
