When the robotic invasion starts

[E-mantheseeker]

I have seen many "zombie preparation" threads but not so much on robotic invasions, I thought it would be appropriate to do one since this is a far more likely scenario.

So, what would you do to defend yourself if when robots decide to overtake human beings?

Remember: Cyborgs, androids, and any other variant on robots are accepted. 5 raisins to the brave soul who decides to engage a robot in hand to hand combat.

 

[Spudgun Man]

First step would be to simply unplug the charger unit that it has to be hooked up to for a month before entering 'kill mode.'

 

[Argentavis]

Get a bat and do the "I Am Robot" scene where all the guys charge the robots.

 

[vxicepickxv]

EMP generators are in place. Not only for the robots, but for the biker gangs that will be running through the zombie apocalypse.

 

[furnatic]

I'll go to Djibouti...

 

[Pimppeter2]

Shotguns,

they solve every apocalypse

 

[Archereus]

Get a bat and do the "I Am Robot" scene where all the guys charge the robots.

generally the same thing i would do, big baseball bat big giant wrench, you know the kind ou see in team fortress 2 and start bashing away dual wielding two 2 handed maces thanks to my fury specialization and having the spell titans grip, boom baby

 

[ShockValue]

Join them?

 

[atv_chic_18]

I believe it'd go Terminator scenario. In that case... Let's hope they can't swim. Either way, go for a water puddle and a nearby electrical plug in. This would hopefully fry its circuit long enough for you to run.

 

[Neo Kojiro]

There's no threads like this 'cause robots seem like an easy challenge. EMPs, huge magnets, and sea water.

 

[super_smash_jesus]

embrace the ideals of our new lords, and sell out anyone that attempts to take my spot as head slave.

 

[TheBluesader]

Tell them I am in fact a robot. Because robots are stupid. And if some of the smart ones ask, "Then why do you seem like a human," I'll tell them I was programmed that way to infiltrate the enemy camp, shhh!

And after they trust me, I'll sneak into their robot camp and steal all their Energon.

Who's Megatron now, toasters! Ah, ha ha ha ha!

 

[Calobi]

I'd change the "skynet" variable in their code back to FALSE (or its equivalent) and become mankind's savior.

 

[rottenbutter]

Spoiler: I'm prepared.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Modified microwave thank you.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

When the robotic invasion starts, Imma nuke the moon

 

[Grayjack]

I would probably stay near an EMP generator.

 

[reyttm4]

WATER FIGHT!!!

 

[Grab-bag]

I'm Iron Man, no problem, all sorted.

 

[Lord George]

Try and rewire a robot to create a ROBOT ZOMBIE that will destroy the rest of its kind. Then go live in a cave.