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Mezzlegasm

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When I was little (about 2-3 years old), I would ride my big wheel upstairs. My Dad went downstairs to do the laundry, and I wanted to talk to him. I rode my big wheel to the top of the stairs and called out, "Dad! Dad! ...Dad! ...Alright, I'm coming down!". He must not have heard me, so I went straight down the flight of wooden stairs and broke my collar bone. He ignored it for the rest of the weekend until my mom came to pick me up. When she saw that one shoulder was raised much higher than the other, and I would cry whenever you touched it, she took me to the hospital to find I had broken my collar bone.
 

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stormcaller said:
Aww now I can't remember the name of the book, I think it's called the "kicking shoes" it's about a witch thats puts on these shoes and goes around kicking everything, rather good read for a quick lol if you're over five.
Yea it sounds kinda familiar actually. lol
 

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Mezzlegasm said:
When I was little (about 2-3 years old), I would ride my big wheel upstairs. My Dad went downstairs to do the laundry, and I wanted to talk to him. I rode my big wheel to the top of the stairs and called out, "Dad! Dad! ...Dad! ...Alright, I'm coming down!". He must not have heard me, so I went straight down the flight of wooden stairs and broke my collar bone. He ignored it for the rest of the weekend until my mom came to pick me up. When she saw that one shoulder was raised much higher than the other, and I would cry whenever you touched it, she took me to the hospital to find I had broken my collar bone.
Ouch...
 

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I was always really bad at sliding doors when I was young. I don't know why, but it was always really hard to differentiate glass from air back then. Thankfully, I've now realized I should slide open the door before trying to get to the other side.

Aside from that, according to my parents, I was very mischievous right after I learned to walk. I liked to ruin walls, apparently. I wish I could remember, I figure my memories would be fonder for it.
 

ace_of_something

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I had five older brothers. So basically they convinced me to do bad things all the time cuz i wanted to be accepted.
For example when I was 6, at the time my brothers ranged ages 8-12 mom was at the laundry mat they convinced me to sit on one of the hanger carts (which I swear come of the assembly line with a bent bar and a wheel stuck in a random direction). They than told me that riding said cart would be fun. I was than shoved by 5, big for their age brothers, thru the aisle. The automatic sliding door opened up and I went out into the parking lot to greet a Chrysler minivan right in it's car door. I was able to get up and run off before the lady in the minivan got out ran inside and hid in the restroom.... the ladies restroom.

We all got in trouble.
 

Noamuth

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Neosage said:
Danny Ocean said:
I never stopped talked. Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever.

Seriously, I talked non-stop on our first 12-hour flight,
"What's that?"
"What does this do?"
"How does it fly?"
"What's turbulence?"
"Why?"
"Why?""
"Why?"
Exactly the same, I asked loads and loads and loads of questions.
Sounds like the little girl from Animaniacs. XD Mindy, I think her name was.

"Whyyyy? Whyyyyyyy? Okay, love you, byebye!"

Anyway. I was very rough and pretty accident prone when I was young. I didn't break lots of bones, but I broke my nose three times before I was 8 years old. The first time was the most.. Well, entertaining, I guess.

I was jumping on the bed, after specifically being told not to. While mum was on the phone in another room, I somehow lost my balance and went flying face-first into the wardrobe. I left a big bloody smear down the doors and started screaming and gurgling and crying. Mum thought I was just being a pain (which I usually was) and called for me to quiet down, nicely, then came in and nearly shit bricks.

The second time I think I was running around our small house and smashed into the corner of a doorway, and the third time I got kicked in the face while going backwards down a slide at school. o.o

So, long story short, I was a ball of energy and a pure tomboy. Football with people twice my size? Bring it on!

.. I wish I had that courage still. XD
 

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I also used to put all kinds of things in my pockets, crayons, clumps of dirt, rocks, crushed pop cans, a fistfull of dandelions, pretty much anything.

This honked my mother off to no end as she had 6 sons and often didn't have time to search through all our pockets before doing laundry. And having 6 sons she wasn't sure exactly who did it.
 

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Whobajube said:
I stuck a sandwich in the VCR when I was like... 1 1/2, maybe 2. I can't remember it, haha.
I'm sorry, but when I read this, I couldn't breath. I just found that hilarious for some reason XD
 

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fullmetalangel said:
My maternal Grandmother use to call me and my brother search and destroy, he was search, I was destroy. Apparently we would walk around her house and he (being a toddler) Would brag things down and give them to me and delight in watching me play with them in all my infantile glee. I, subsequently would take glee from playing with them.

I use to cry a lot during the night until my mum came in to my bedroom one night and screamed at me something like: "Dads not crying. Your brothers not crying. I'm not crying. WHY ARE YOU CRYING? STOP IT!" I never cried during the night again. Ever.

Yeah. Go me.

ansem1532 said:
Whobajube said:
I stuck a sandwich in the VCR when I was like... 1 1/2, maybe 2. I can't remember it, haha.
I'm sorry, but when I read this, I couldn't breath. I just found that hilarious for some reason XD
no.. no.. not go me.. go you. That is heroic.
 

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stormcaller said:
Bourne said:
When I was three I had this obsession with climbing on the couch so I could then climb on the lamp post behind it. Well one time I imagined to fall and hit my arm against the coffee table and ended up breaking it although I was so concerned with getting back to my game I never even noticed. It was not until when mom came home (she was at work, so I had a babysitter) that she noticed my arm did not look right. It ended up it was broken, so now my babysitter felt awful yet nonetheless when we came back home mom and her went into the kitchen for a moment and upon there return I was back to my couching climbing broken (now casted) arm and all.

I use to like sitting into the Baby Grand Piano my mom had.

Now for something more normal, I ate an entire bottle of Tums or what was left of it. Doctor said it meant nothing, so so much for those warnings. :p

I also refused to except "Just because" as an answer and would repeat "why" until I was satisfied with the answer. This was because of my mom always explaining everything however it irritating my aunts and cousins like nothing else.
Wow, do you remember what you were trying to get to?
Nothing, just thought it was fun I imagine. My memory of the past is practically nonexistent. I only know of these events because my mom told me of them.
 

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ace_of_something said:
I also used to put all kinds of things in my pockets, crayons, clumps of dirt, rocks, crushed pop cans, a fistfull of dandelions, pretty much anything.

This honked my mother off to no end as she had 6 sons and often didn't have time to search through all our pockets before doing laundry. And having 6 sons she wasn't sure exactly who did it.
I do that at school sometime, bins are just to far.
 

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When I was young I spoke my first word at the age of four, and was often found in strange places after extensive searching. Over the years I continued to be quiet and hide away from people when the urge took hold.
 

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stormcaller said:
ace_of_something said:
I also used to put all kinds of things in my pockets, crayons, clumps of dirt, rocks, crushed pop cans, a fistfull of dandelions, pretty much anything.

This honked my mother off to no end as she had 6 sons and often didn't have time to search through all our pockets before doing laundry. And having 6 sons she wasn't sure exactly who did it.
I do that at school sometime, bins are just to far.
I did this more because i thought said item was neat and wanted to keep it but do to me being a kid forgot about said item when i got home.
 

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WHEN YOU WERE YOUNNNNNNGgggg, when were you younngggg. I said he doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentlemen.

<----Likes The killers
 

Raziel_Likes_Souls

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I lit a match once when I was six and I managed to blow it out. That taught me a lesson. Don't ever use casino brand matches.
 

Flap Jack452

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when ever i wanted something or wanted to do something i would say my tummy did.
Example: "my tummy wants to go to bed."
"My tummy is hungry!"
 

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When I was about 6 or 7, I played Age of empires alot. I sucked, but it was fun. So I got the impression that whenever we were in one place for a long time, you build a fort. I remember one time at the doctors office, my mom was getting a check up, and my dad was in the room of resting, and thus, my fort was built. My parents came out to see all the chairs pulled into a corner, with my head sticking out, telling people " to stay away or my archers will attack you". Good times.
 

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stormcaller said:
This is to stop the recurring Killers song joke

a full list of lyrics
When You Were Young lyrics

You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
save you from your old ways
You play forgiveness
Watch it now ... here he comes!

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like a gentleman
Like you imagined when you were young

Can we climb this mountain
I don't know
Higher now than ever before
I know we can make it if we take it slow
Let's take it easy
Easy now, watch it go

We're burning down the highway skyline
On the back of a hurricane that started turning
When you were young
When you were young

And sometimes you close your eyes
and see the place where you used to live
When you were young

They say the devil's water, it ain't so sweet
You don't have to drink right now
But you can dip your feet
Every once in a little while

You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save you from your old ways
You play forgiveness
Watch it now here he comes

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like a gentleman
Like you imagined when you were young
(He talks like a gentlemen, like you imagined when)
When you were young

I said he doesn't look a thing like Jesus
He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But more than you'll ever know
He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like a gentleman
Like you imagined when you were young
(He talks like a gentlemen, like you imagined when)
When you were young


DEFIANCE!! As for my story, I had once sled down the stairs. Once.
 

InfinitySquared

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This just came to mind after handofpwn's post:
Last year, I slid down the railing of a ten-step flight of stairs, headfirst into a trash can. The can tipped over and I promptly rolled down the courtyard and hit the fence. Lol...

Note: You're talking to a thirteen year old.