WHERE DA BADGES AT?!

[Hazy992]

Incidentally, how have I managed to derail my own thread? :S

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Oh man, I fucking love badgers.

I know where they all at.

They be in my labs.

Being all radioactive and engineered.

Soon, my friend! Soon! Those canned burger eating fools won't know what hit them! ¬_¬

Uh, I mean... MOO!

Goddammit!

I knew you two were up to something when the whole canned burger thing was mentioned, but NOOOOOOO!

I thought it was a silly notion since I was tired and wasn't thinking clearly, what are you up to this time? And how many more storage spaces will have to be bought?

I don't know what you mean. You seem tense why don't you have some of these? No, they're not drugs! They're M&Ms!

I'm not falling for that again!

The hangover was terrible and I'm still paying off all the therapy bills, you and your bears.

And that video I posted was probably propaganda too just to make them seem harmless.

Now, if you excuse me, I have a badger lookout task force to assemble.

Wait come back! The badgers are nothing to fear! That green glow is completely normal, it just means it's the mating season or something. Here, drink this Kool Aid! It's not poison I swear!

Nothing to fear? I beg to differ.

I have assembled my air task force with the badger's air enemy and I'm working on my ground troops.

Spoiler: BEHOLD YOUR ENEMY!!

I'm watching you people.....

Pah! I scoff at your inferior avian army! Where's the healthy green glow? Where's the melanoma?

You honestly think I'm going to show you the full force of my air command? Please, I know better than that.

The golden eagles have put a stop to your silly attempts to quiet me, for they are wise and know your games.

The badgers have forgotten more than your silly little sparrows know!

We shall see...

As I said, I'm watching you....

Well then watch this;

Come at me bro!

And I think you're number one too! FInally, something we can agree on!

I will only strike when the badgers are out of line, but soon.

How can you fight against that which you cannot see? These badgers... ARE INVISIBLE!!!!!

Simple!

It's time to bust out the fog machine and disco lights! Badgers love to bust a move.

Badgers have no sense of rhythm as proved in the Badger Badger Badger video. Argument is invalid

How do you know? It was a simple rhythm and they didn't want to show off.

Besides, that video didn't have lights AND a fog machine.

Badgers are like Daleks. They have no emotion other than hatred and wish only to destroy. Badgers are impervious to the magic of fog machines for this reason.

The differences between these two are superficial at best

The Daleks? Oh, well why didn't you say so in the first place.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Oh man, I fucking love badgers.

I know where they all at.

They be in my labs.

Being all radioactive and engineered.

Soon, my friend! Soon! Those canned burger eating fools won't know what hit them! ¬_¬

Uh, I mean... MOO!

Goddammit!

I knew you two were up to something when the whole canned burger thing was mentioned, but NOOOOOOO!

I thought it was a silly notion since I was tired and wasn't thinking clearly, what are you up to this time? And how many more storage spaces will have to be bought?

I don't know what you mean. You seem tense why don't you have some of these? No, they're not drugs! They're M&Ms!

I'm not falling for that again!

The hangover was terrible and I'm still paying off all the therapy bills, you and your bears.

And that video I posted was probably propaganda too just to make them seem harmless.

Now, if you excuse me, I have a badger lookout task force to assemble.

Wait come back! The badgers are nothing to fear! That green glow is completely normal, it just means it's the mating season or something. Here, drink this Kool Aid! It's not poison I swear!

Nothing to fear? I beg to differ.

I have assembled my air task force with the badger's air enemy and I'm working on my ground troops.

Spoiler: BEHOLD YOUR ENEMY!!

I'm watching you people.....

Pah! I scoff at your inferior avian army! Where's the healthy green glow? Where's the melanoma?

You honestly think I'm going to show you the full force of my air command? Please, I know better than that.

The golden eagles have put a stop to your silly attempts to quiet me, for they are wise and know your games.

The badgers have forgotten more than your silly little sparrows know!

We shall see...

As I said, I'm watching you....

I possess the ultimate in anti-air technology.

Come at me bro.

Hey, this means I can test out my ground support, meet Captain Fluffy!

A wolf?

Really?

We're pulling the wolf card?

Spoiler: *cough*

And how is it that you managed to get Amaterasu to side with the badgers?

You have dirt on her don't you?

Are you implying that my friendship with Ammy is less than genuine?

I certainly am not, I wouldn't be that foolish.

But having her side with the badgers does look questionable.

Personal favour.

Gave her a steak once.

Oh, well never mind then.

Giving a steak to a goddess is serious, and delicious, business.

 

[Hazy992]

Oh man, I fucking love badgers.

I know where they all at.

They be in my labs.

Being all radioactive and engineered.

Soon, my friend! Soon! Those canned burger eating fools won't know what hit them! ¬_¬

Uh, I mean... MOO!

Goddammit!

I knew you two were up to something when the whole canned burger thing was mentioned, but NOOOOOOO!

I thought it was a silly notion since I was tired and wasn't thinking clearly, what are you up to this time? And how many more storage spaces will have to be bought?

I don't know what you mean. You seem tense why don't you have some of these? No, they're not drugs! They're M&Ms!

I'm not falling for that again!

The hangover was terrible and I'm still paying off all the therapy bills, you and your bears.

And that video I posted was probably propaganda too just to make them seem harmless.

Now, if you excuse me, I have a badger lookout task force to assemble.

Wait come back! The badgers are nothing to fear! That green glow is completely normal, it just means it's the mating season or something. Here, drink this Kool Aid! It's not poison I swear!

Nothing to fear? I beg to differ.

I have assembled my air task force with the badger's air enemy and I'm working on my ground troops.

Spoiler: BEHOLD YOUR ENEMY!!

I'm watching you people.....

Pah! I scoff at your inferior avian army! Where's the healthy green glow? Where's the melanoma?

You honestly think I'm going to show you the full force of my air command? Please, I know better than that.

The golden eagles have put a stop to your silly attempts to quiet me, for they are wise and know your games.

The badgers have forgotten more than your silly little sparrows know!

We shall see...

As I said, I'm watching you....

Well then watch this;

Come at me bro!

And I think you're number one too! FInally, something we can agree on!

I will only strike when the badgers are out of line, but soon.

How can you fight against that which you cannot see? These badgers... ARE INVISIBLE!!!!!

Simple!

It's time to bust out the fog machine and disco lights! Badgers love to bust a move.

Badgers have no sense of rhythm as proved in the Badger Badger Badger video. Argument is invalid

How do you know? It was a simple rhythm and they didn't want to show off.

Besides, that video didn't have lights AND a fog machine.

Badgers are like Daleks. They have no emotion other than hatred and wish only to destroy. Badgers are impervious to the magic of fog machines for this reason.

The differences between these two are superficial at best

The Daleks? Oh, well why didn't you say so in the first place.

You fool! The badger is the only thing the Doctor fears! Why do you think they never did a Doctor Who episode about badgers? The BBC thought watching a man blubbering in a corner and soiling himself out of fear for 45 minutes would hurt ratings.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Oh man, I fucking love badgers.

I know where they all at.

They be in my labs.

Being all radioactive and engineered.

Soon, my friend! Soon! Those canned burger eating fools won't know what hit them! ¬_¬

Uh, I mean... MOO!

Goddammit!

I knew you two were up to something when the whole canned burger thing was mentioned, but NOOOOOOO!

I thought it was a silly notion since I was tired and wasn't thinking clearly, what are you up to this time? And how many more storage spaces will have to be bought?

I don't know what you mean. You seem tense why don't you have some of these? No, they're not drugs! They're M&Ms!

I'm not falling for that again!

The hangover was terrible and I'm still paying off all the therapy bills, you and your bears.

And that video I posted was probably propaganda too just to make them seem harmless.

Now, if you excuse me, I have a badger lookout task force to assemble.

Wait come back! The badgers are nothing to fear! That green glow is completely normal, it just means it's the mating season or something. Here, drink this Kool Aid! It's not poison I swear!

Nothing to fear? I beg to differ.

I have assembled my air task force with the badger's air enemy and I'm working on my ground troops.

Spoiler: BEHOLD YOUR ENEMY!!

I'm watching you people.....

Pah! I scoff at your inferior avian army! Where's the healthy green glow? Where's the melanoma?

You honestly think I'm going to show you the full force of my air command? Please, I know better than that.

The golden eagles have put a stop to your silly attempts to quiet me, for they are wise and know your games.

The badgers have forgotten more than your silly little sparrows know!

We shall see...

As I said, I'm watching you....

Well then watch this;

Come at me bro!

And I think you're number one too! FInally, something we can agree on!

I will only strike when the badgers are out of line, but soon.

How can you fight against that which you cannot see? These badgers... ARE INVISIBLE!!!!!

Simple!

It's time to bust out the fog machine and disco lights! Badgers love to bust a move.

Badgers have no sense of rhythm as proved in the Badger Badger Badger video. Argument is invalid

How do you know? It was a simple rhythm and they didn't want to show off.

Besides, that video didn't have lights AND a fog machine.

Badgers are like Daleks. They have no emotion other than hatred and wish only to destroy. Badgers are impervious to the magic of fog machines for this reason.

The differences between these two are superficial at best

The Daleks? Oh, well why didn't you say so in the first place.

You fool! The badger is the only thing the Doctor fears! Why do you think they never did a Doctor Who episode about badgers? The BBC thought watching a man blubbering in a corner and soiling himself out of fear for 45 minutes would hurt ratings.

That's the last Doctor, not the current one, so no harm will be done. You should be thankful I didn't pull a Weeping Angel out, then we'd all be in trouble.

Besides, the Doctor has companions, so they can fight them off while giving the Doctor time to get over his crippling fear. Or make a run for the TARDIS.

 

[Strain42]

...I know it's not what it says, but I just can't take this topic title as anything other than "Where mah badges at!?"

 

[Hazy992]

Oh man, I fucking love badgers.

I know where they all at.

They be in my labs.

Being all radioactive and engineered.

Soon, my friend! Soon! Those canned burger eating fools won't know what hit them! ¬_¬

Uh, I mean... MOO!

Goddammit!

I knew you two were up to something when the whole canned burger thing was mentioned, but NOOOOOOO!

I thought it was a silly notion since I was tired and wasn't thinking clearly, what are you up to this time? And how many more storage spaces will have to be bought?

I don't know what you mean. You seem tense why don't you have some of these? No, they're not drugs! They're M&Ms!

I'm not falling for that again!

The hangover was terrible and I'm still paying off all the therapy bills, you and your bears.

And that video I posted was probably propaganda too just to make them seem harmless.

Now, if you excuse me, I have a badger lookout task force to assemble.

Wait come back! The badgers are nothing to fear! That green glow is completely normal, it just means it's the mating season or something. Here, drink this Kool Aid! It's not poison I swear!

Nothing to fear? I beg to differ.

I have assembled my air task force with the badger's air enemy and I'm working on my ground troops.

Spoiler: BEHOLD YOUR ENEMY!!

I'm watching you people.....

Pah! I scoff at your inferior avian army! Where's the healthy green glow? Where's the melanoma?

You honestly think I'm going to show you the full force of my air command? Please, I know better than that.

The golden eagles have put a stop to your silly attempts to quiet me, for they are wise and know your games.

The badgers have forgotten more than your silly little sparrows know!

We shall see...

As I said, I'm watching you....

Well then watch this;

Come at me bro!

And I think you're number one too! FInally, something we can agree on!

I will only strike when the badgers are out of line, but soon.

How can you fight against that which you cannot see? These badgers... ARE INVISIBLE!!!!!

Simple!

It's time to bust out the fog machine and disco lights! Badgers love to bust a move.

Badgers have no sense of rhythm as proved in the Badger Badger Badger video. Argument is invalid

How do you know? It was a simple rhythm and they didn't want to show off.

Besides, that video didn't have lights AND a fog machine.

Badgers are like Daleks. They have no emotion other than hatred and wish only to destroy. Badgers are impervious to the magic of fog machines for this reason.

The differences between these two are superficial at best

The Daleks? Oh, well why didn't you say so in the first place.

You fool! The badger is the only thing the Doctor fears! Why do you think they never did a Doctor Who episode about badgers? The BBC thought watching a man blubbering in a corner and soiling himself out of fear for 45 minutes would hurt ratings.

That's the last Doctor, not the current one, so no harm will be done. You should be thankful I didn't pull a Weeping Angel out, then we'd all be in trouble.

Besides, the Doctor has companions, so they can fight them off while giving the Doctor time to get over his crippling fear. Or make a run for the TARDIS.

Oh see now you're just being silly! Everyone knows a badgers love to eat Rories, and Amy's ginger so she can't even go into sunlight, never mind the healthy radioactive glow of an invisible badger!

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Oh man, I fucking love badgers.

I know where they all at.

They be in my labs.

Being all radioactive and engineered.

Soon, my friend! Soon! Those canned burger eating fools won't know what hit them! ¬_¬

Uh, I mean... MOO!

Goddammit!

I knew you two were up to something when the whole canned burger thing was mentioned, but NOOOOOOO!

I thought it was a silly notion since I was tired and wasn't thinking clearly, what are you up to this time? And how many more storage spaces will have to be bought?

I don't know what you mean. You seem tense why don't you have some of these? No, they're not drugs! They're M&Ms!

I'm not falling for that again!

The hangover was terrible and I'm still paying off all the therapy bills, you and your bears.

And that video I posted was probably propaganda too just to make them seem harmless.

Now, if you excuse me, I have a badger lookout task force to assemble.

Wait come back! The badgers are nothing to fear! That green glow is completely normal, it just means it's the mating season or something. Here, drink this Kool Aid! It's not poison I swear!

Nothing to fear? I beg to differ.

I have assembled my air task force with the badger's air enemy and I'm working on my ground troops.

Spoiler: BEHOLD YOUR ENEMY!!

I'm watching you people.....

Pah! I scoff at your inferior avian army! Where's the healthy green glow? Where's the melanoma?

You honestly think I'm going to show you the full force of my air command? Please, I know better than that.

The golden eagles have put a stop to your silly attempts to quiet me, for they are wise and know your games.

The badgers have forgotten more than your silly little sparrows know!

We shall see...

As I said, I'm watching you....

Well then watch this;

Come at me bro!

And I think you're number one too! FInally, something we can agree on!

I will only strike when the badgers are out of line, but soon.

How can you fight against that which you cannot see? These badgers... ARE INVISIBLE!!!!!

Simple!

It's time to bust out the fog machine and disco lights! Badgers love to bust a move.

Badgers have no sense of rhythm as proved in the Badger Badger Badger video. Argument is invalid

How do you know? It was a simple rhythm and they didn't want to show off.

Besides, that video didn't have lights AND a fog machine.

Badgers are like Daleks. They have no emotion other than hatred and wish only to destroy. Badgers are impervious to the magic of fog machines for this reason.

The differences between these two are superficial at best

The Daleks? Oh, well why didn't you say so in the first place.

You fool! The badger is the only thing the Doctor fears! Why do you think they never did a Doctor Who episode about badgers? The BBC thought watching a man blubbering in a corner and soiling himself out of fear for 45 minutes would hurt ratings.

That's the last Doctor, not the current one, so no harm will be done. You should be thankful I didn't pull a Weeping Angel out, then we'd all be in trouble.

Besides, the Doctor has companions, so they can fight them off while giving the Doctor time to get over his crippling fear. Or make a run for the TARDIS.

Oh see now you're just being silly! Everyone knows a badgers love to eat Rories, and Amy's ginger so she can't even go into sunlight, never mind the healthy radioactive glow of an invisible badger!

I'm sure Rory will find a way to come back to life, and Amy, well, I can't really argue with you there. But see, this was all the Doctor's plan, use them as fodder while he escapes, it's the real reason they're not his companions anymore.

 

[Hazy992]

Oh man, I fucking love badgers.

I know where they all at.

They be in my labs.

Being all radioactive and engineered.

Soon, my friend! Soon! Those canned burger eating fools won't know what hit them! ¬_¬

Uh, I mean... MOO!

Goddammit!

I knew you two were up to something when the whole canned burger thing was mentioned, but NOOOOOOO!

I thought it was a silly notion since I was tired and wasn't thinking clearly, what are you up to this time? And how many more storage spaces will have to be bought?

I don't know what you mean. You seem tense why don't you have some of these? No, they're not drugs! They're M&Ms!

I'm not falling for that again!

The hangover was terrible and I'm still paying off all the therapy bills, you and your bears.

And that video I posted was probably propaganda too just to make them seem harmless.

Now, if you excuse me, I have a badger lookout task force to assemble.

Wait come back! The badgers are nothing to fear! That green glow is completely normal, it just means it's the mating season or something. Here, drink this Kool Aid! It's not poison I swear!

Nothing to fear? I beg to differ.

I have assembled my air task force with the badger's air enemy and I'm working on my ground troops.

Spoiler: BEHOLD YOUR ENEMY!!

I'm watching you people.....

Pah! I scoff at your inferior avian army! Where's the healthy green glow? Where's the melanoma?

You honestly think I'm going to show you the full force of my air command? Please, I know better than that.

The golden eagles have put a stop to your silly attempts to quiet me, for they are wise and know your games.

The badgers have forgotten more than your silly little sparrows know!

We shall see...

As I said, I'm watching you....

Well then watch this;

Come at me bro!

And I think you're number one too! FInally, something we can agree on!

I will only strike when the badgers are out of line, but soon.

How can you fight against that which you cannot see? These badgers... ARE INVISIBLE!!!!!

Simple!

It's time to bust out the fog machine and disco lights! Badgers love to bust a move.

Badgers have no sense of rhythm as proved in the Badger Badger Badger video. Argument is invalid

How do you know? It was a simple rhythm and they didn't want to show off.

Besides, that video didn't have lights AND a fog machine.

Badgers are like Daleks. They have no emotion other than hatred and wish only to destroy. Badgers are impervious to the magic of fog machines for this reason.

The differences between these two are superficial at best

The Daleks? Oh, well why didn't you say so in the first place.

You fool! The badger is the only thing the Doctor fears! Why do you think they never did a Doctor Who episode about badgers? The BBC thought watching a man blubbering in a corner and soiling himself out of fear for 45 minutes would hurt ratings.

That's the last Doctor, not the current one, so no harm will be done. You should be thankful I didn't pull a Weeping Angel out, then we'd all be in trouble.

Besides, the Doctor has companions, so they can fight them off while giving the Doctor time to get over his crippling fear. Or make a run for the TARDIS.

Oh see now you're just being silly! Everyone knows a badgers love to eat Rories, and Amy's ginger so she can't even go into sunlight, never mind the healthy radioactive glow of an invisible badger!

I'm sure Rory will find a way to come back to life, and Amy, well, I can't really argue with you there. But see, this was all the Doctor's plan, use them as fodder while he escapes, it's the real reason they're not his companions anymore.

This doesn't sound like the Doctor I know... Hmmm... *strokes chin*

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Oh man, I fucking love badgers.

I know where they all at.

They be in my labs.

Being all radioactive and engineered.

Soon, my friend! Soon! Those canned burger eating fools won't know what hit them! ¬_¬

Uh, I mean... MOO!

Goddammit!

I knew you two were up to something when the whole canned burger thing was mentioned, but NOOOOOOO!

I thought it was a silly notion since I was tired and wasn't thinking clearly, what are you up to this time? And how many more storage spaces will have to be bought?

I don't know what you mean. You seem tense why don't you have some of these? No, they're not drugs! They're M&Ms!

I'm not falling for that again!

The hangover was terrible and I'm still paying off all the therapy bills, you and your bears.

And that video I posted was probably propaganda too just to make them seem harmless.

Now, if you excuse me, I have a badger lookout task force to assemble.

Wait come back! The badgers are nothing to fear! That green glow is completely normal, it just means it's the mating season or something. Here, drink this Kool Aid! It's not poison I swear!

Nothing to fear? I beg to differ.

I have assembled my air task force with the badger's air enemy and I'm working on my ground troops.

Spoiler: BEHOLD YOUR ENEMY!!

I'm watching you people.....

Pah! I scoff at your inferior avian army! Where's the healthy green glow? Where's the melanoma?

You honestly think I'm going to show you the full force of my air command? Please, I know better than that.

The golden eagles have put a stop to your silly attempts to quiet me, for they are wise and know your games.

The badgers have forgotten more than your silly little sparrows know!

We shall see...

As I said, I'm watching you....

Well then watch this;

Come at me bro!

And I think you're number one too! FInally, something we can agree on!

I will only strike when the badgers are out of line, but soon.

How can you fight against that which you cannot see? These badgers... ARE INVISIBLE!!!!!

Simple!

It's time to bust out the fog machine and disco lights! Badgers love to bust a move.

Badgers have no sense of rhythm as proved in the Badger Badger Badger video. Argument is invalid

How do you know? It was a simple rhythm and they didn't want to show off.

Besides, that video didn't have lights AND a fog machine.

Badgers are like Daleks. They have no emotion other than hatred and wish only to destroy. Badgers are impervious to the magic of fog machines for this reason.

The differences between these two are superficial at best

The Daleks? Oh, well why didn't you say so in the first place.

You fool! The badger is the only thing the Doctor fears! Why do you think they never did a Doctor Who episode about badgers? The BBC thought watching a man blubbering in a corner and soiling himself out of fear for 45 minutes would hurt ratings.

That's the last Doctor, not the current one, so no harm will be done. You should be thankful I didn't pull a Weeping Angel out, then we'd all be in trouble.

Besides, the Doctor has companions, so they can fight them off while giving the Doctor time to get over his crippling fear. Or make a run for the TARDIS.

Oh see now you're just being silly! Everyone knows a badgers love to eat Rories, and Amy's ginger so she can't even go into sunlight, never mind the healthy radioactive glow of an invisible badger!

I'm sure Rory will find a way to come back to life, and Amy, well, I can't really argue with you there. But see, this was all the Doctor's plan, use them as fodder while he escapes, it's the real reason they're not his companions anymore.

This doesn't sound like the Doctor I know... Hmmm... *strokes chin*

Right?

But I'm sure the parting was bittersweet and heart felt, and the Doctor protested, but the companions told him he must go on. That is, unless, the BBC is covering up something about the current Doctor that they don't want known....

 

[Daystar Clarion]

<--- Doesn't watch Doctor Who.

Feels left out.

T-T

 

[A BigCup of Tea]

<--- Doesn't watch Doctor Who.

Feels left out.

T-T

i'm so torn i feel i should obey a side with Master Clarion and his pal hazy but on the other hand i know badgers should be stopped (even though the topic has sorta moved to dr.who)