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[Dana22]

"You cant disprove existence of God".

I don't want to be "that guy", but that wasn't a question.


It's supposed to be a stupid question

Also, it's technically true, in the same way I can't disprove the Flying Spaghetti Monster. (Look it up.)

Oh my, 8 quotes of my post. I feel honored.
Ok question part was obvious fail, but here I fixed it: "Can you disprove existence of God ?"

And yes, I am aware that this (first) statement is true. It was example of "reverse logic" (or abductive reasoning) of people who believe in deities.

 

[joshuaayt]

"When are you going to cut your hair?", they ask, as if it is a foregone conclusion that I must be just about to check my watch and realise that I am late for my barbers appointment.
"Oh, I don't know. Sometime? I guess?", I stammer out, unsure entirely of why three girls I do not know are inquiring about the timeliness of my hair trimmings.

Repeat this encounter about five times everyday, replacing the three girls who did it last with basically anyone who goes to my school. Why. Does. It. Matter? I. Like. Long. Hair.
This may not seem 'stupid', but, see, it's usually people who only asked it LAST WEEK OR SO. That's when it becomes stupid, especially after a period of months.

 

[Phantomess]

Not something said, but I had a horribly stupid moment when I asked myself where the other staircase that went down was (there was a staircase between two escalators). I then facepalmed myself for that ridiculous notion.

Or, possibly, "What's it like to be a girl in the games industry?"

I dunno. What's it like being a guy in the games industry?

 

[ISawAFish]

Im a ranga (Aussie slang for orange hair) and i get asked at least 3 times a week: "Is your mum a ranga?" "No" Is your dad a ranga?" "no -_-" "well how are you a ranga?" Then since the question has been asked so much one of mates will chime in "Its his Grandpa you dumbass!" Then i get pissed off cause they ask me offensive questions about my dead grandpa
Also about everyday someone will say to me "Hey imagine a black ranga" and they think there the first person thats ever wondered that

 

[Chewster]

"Why don't you have a cellphone?"

Because I don't fucking want one. Sheesh.

 

[Yureina]

"What's wrong?"

Nothing. But something's going to be wrong with you soon if you keep asking me that question. >_<

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

"You're Islamic right?"

"Are you allowed to have sex?"

"What day do you go to Muslim Church?"

"Are you Arabian?"

"Arent you suppose to wear one of those head wrap things?"

And my personal favorite: "Have you been to Islam?"

Those (among many others) are very aggrevating for me as a Muslim to hear.

 

[Chamale]

Someone in my class asked a student from India, "Do you speak Hindu?" He facepalmed and moaned, "I don't know why I even sit back here."

Someone else I know asked, "World War One was those Hitler guys, right?"

One person in my grade 6 English class asked if 1984 was a true story.

My favourite stupid/annoying question, that I am asked repeatedly, is "Why are you so tall?" Oddly, tall people seem to ask more than short people. Next time someone asks, I'll say, "Well, I'm 6'5" and you're 5'11" because I secretly stole several of your vertebrae. Close your eyes and hold still, I want to slam dunk a basketball without jumping".

 

[chaosfenrir]

'So Singapore speaks both English and Asian?'

That is *awesome*, the single best line I have read all day.

Ahahahaha, Caucasians and their lack of knowledge about South East Asia...

Dumbest question i heard: "what's a ****?" from an 18 year old guy...
I did not know 18 year old guys could still be so innocent

 

[Throwitawaynow]

'So Singapore speaks both English and Asian?'

That is *awesome*, the single best line I have read all day.

I just realized Asian isn't a language.

 

[chaosfenrir]

This isn't necessarily a question, but it's stupid nevertheless. Being Asian led to the below conversation at Mcdonalds.
Me: Hello, I'd like the Crispy Chicken Classic sandwich with small fries and a-
Teenage Girl: Ni hao!
Me: I'm not even Chine-
Teenage Girl: Konichiwa!
Me: Okay, what the he-
Teenage Girl: Namaste!
Me: That's not even-
Teenage Girl: I know so many languages! So many!
Me: *glare*
I filed a complaint with the manager, and I went to a different register. White people need to learn that, I don't know, THERE ARE OTHER ASIAN COUNTRIES BESIDES JAPAN AND CHINA.

I guess that means you're either korean, vietnamese or thai?

I feel your pain tho, when i went to hawaii, EVERYONE automatically assumed i was japanese. I gave up after awhile

 

[Viking Incognito]

There are literally more examples than I can count. A few are:"Why do you hate me so much?" Right after a long rant about why I hate him. "Do you really think you could take me?" Coming from someone who is at least 15 pounds lighter than me and at least 3 inches shorter.

 

[batterj2]

"What's a question?"

I think there was a similar question in a philosophy paper, "Is this the question?". I think the only person that got a decent mark wrote "Only if this is the answer."

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

"How do you know all this?"

BECAUSE I FUCKING PAY ATTENTION!

 

[Mechsoap]

Overheard in art class...

Girl: "So theres, like, 45 states or 46 states?"

Boy1: "Theres only 47"

Boy2: "There are 52 states, you idiots!"

im not even American and im pretty sure there are 50....

 

[Avelestar]

Overheard in art class...

Girl: "So theres, like, 45 states or 46 states?"

Boy1: "Theres only 47"

Boy2: "There are 52 states, you idiots!"

im not even American and im pretty sure there are 50....

Only if you don't count Hawaii or Missouri.

 

[Mechsoap]

Overheard in art class...

Girl: "So theres, like, 45 states or 46 states?"

Boy1: "Theres only 47"

Boy2: "There are 52 states, you idiots!"

im not even American and im pretty sure there are 50....

Only if you don't count Hawaii or Missouri.

so the flag is wrong? XD

 

[Gudrests]

Overheard in art class...

Girl: "So theres, like, 45 states or 46 states?"

Boy1: "Theres only 47"

Boy2: "There are 52 states, you idiots!"

im not even American and im pretty sure there are 50....

Only if you don't count Hawaii or Missouri.

so the flag is wrong? XD

.........what in the.....i really hope you are all kidding lol

 

[thylasos]

Oh, whatever. (post deleted)

 

[erto101]

When do the monkeys turn into humans?
Girl asked that in biology =)