Where do I go to get a profile?

[Madotsuki]

No, seriously. I thought those things were standard issue in forums. I click my profile and it brings me to a user search panel. Do I just wait while electronic magic verifies my existence as a human being or something?

 

[Vault101]

hahahahaha

what? my brain just broke...congrats OP

seriosuly though you have one....try clicking yoru own username in this thread

 

[Lionsfan]

I mean it's not like a Facebook profile, but you do have a profile. Otherwise you couldn't make a thread

It's right here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Madotsuki]

 

[Lucem712]

No, seriously. I thought those things were standard issue in forums. I click my profile and it brings me to a user search panel. Do I just wait while electronic magic verifies my existence as a human being or something?

You have the pass the 'Three Herculean Trials of the Escapist.' The first is to seduce a man or women and convince them to marry you. Promptly divorce them for all the monies. Next, go slay a bear. Use the money from the divorce to get the bear either stuffed or made into a mighty cloak. And finally, return the Escapist, in your mighty cape (or with your mighty bear) and you may be accepted into our ranks.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

hahahahaha

what? my brain just broke...congrats OP

seriosuly though you have one....try clicking yoru own username in this thread

I mean it's not like a Facebook profile, but you do have a profile. Otherwise you couldn't make a thread

It's right here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Madotsuki]

Spoiler

This is so jokes. It is so much jokes that it is bound in facetiousness. Jokes and facetiousness be so close that they move in together, because facetiousness is trying to be closer to jokes ever since he got kicked out of his job for messing with jokes during that funeral, but don't worry too much, they're cool now.

 

[Nouw]

No, seriously. I thought those things were standard issue in forums. I click my profile and it brings me to a user search panel. Do I just wait while electronic magic verifies my existence as a human being or something?

You have the pass the 'Three Herculean Trials of the Escapist.' The first is to seduce a man or women and convince them to marry you. Promptly divorce them for all the monies. Next, go slay a bear. Use the money from the divorce to get the bear either stuffed or made into a mighty cloak. And finally, return the Escapist, in your mighty cape (or with your mighty bear) and you may be accepted into our ranks.

Sssssh you are not meant to tell brethren! The mods will have our heads now!

 

[Lucem712]

Sssssh you are not meant to tell brethren! The mods will have our heads now!

Your avatar is very appropriate to your post!

Regardless, as if this newbie could ever pass the trials. He's just bearchow. [sub]Did I say that a-loud? Ooops.[/sub]

 

[sky14kemea]

No, seriously. I thought those things were standard issue in forums. I click my profile and it brings me to a user search panel. Do I just wait while electronic magic verifies my existence as a human being or something?

It probably didn't show up since you just joined today, sometimes it takes a little while to register.

I'm guessing you found it now though, since you have an avatar. Welcome to the Escapist! ^-^

 

[Madotsuki]

It took a while. I'm assuming that there's a delay between my registering and the server's registering of my registering. Oh well. I have my sexy avatar so all is right with the world.

 

[bobmus]

Welcome @Madotsuki
Remember to read the forum rules, and for gawds sake stay out of the basement!

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[wintercoat]

Welcome @Madotsuki
Remember to read the forum rules, and for gawds sake stay out of the basement!

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Why do people keep saying that! The basement is a fine place! I'll point you in the right direction. It's just past the escalators.