Where would you hide a body?

[lee1287]

Alot of people burn the bodies. I'm pretty sure you'd get caught.

 

[Pegghead]

I'd hide it in the cross city tunnel, or possibly in the cupboard of a room at an English bed and breakfast (Cookie for reference).

 

[Jack_Uzi]

the Snatch method. Feed a body too 16 pigs.

Damnit! Ninja'd! But as far as my knowledge about these things goes, it's one of the best. 2nd one would be a woodchipper.

 

[iLikeHippos]

Soylent Green...

Just... Soylent green.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

Take it to a funeral organiser get them to bury it for me.

 

[Pimppeter2]

This is why we shouldn't post at 6 AM

I dunno, probably in someone else's house.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Under the...

Nice try.

Calumon: You spin me right round, baby, right round.

 

[Dogstile]

Sounds like someone needs ideas because they made a mistake.

Just dig down, really really far down.

 

[A Raging Emo]

[http://dragcave.net/view/bNG8]

Question Mark?

 

[PoliceBox63]

<-Throw it into my TARDIS and drop it it into the sun.

 

[Latinidiot]

burn the flesh, crush the bones,flush the remains down the toilet.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Eat it... Yum yum, cannibalism.

 

[Mcupobob]

Bury it my garden, why do think the roses grow so well there everyone?

 

[HT_Black]

I'd chop it to pieces. Then I'd burn them. Then I'd build up a stack of firewood with the ashes in the center, and burn them again. Then, I'd mix the ashes (wood ashes too) in with cement into a 2X8 brick. Then I'd toss the brick into a heavily polluted public waterway in another country.

Good luck findin' that, suckers.

 

[Double A]

I'd dissolve it with lye in the bathtub. Body goes down drain, bye-bye body!

Or I'd drive out to the beach and leave it in the marsh. That would work too.

Another option is to feed it to pigs, and take the bones and throw them into a fast moving river or the ocean.

Best, and easiest, way: get in the boat, drop the body somewhere in the Atlantic.

Ohh. Yummy. Doesnt america have like checkpoints between states too avoid that?

No, we don't. We're all in the same country, no matter how different we are.

 

[Downfall89]

Acid. And then I'd get rid of the bones...err, somehow. To be honest, I reckon I could just chuck the body in the outback and then get the hell out of the country. Australia: a great place to hide bodies.

Pretty much this. Drive 200 km's north, dump the body anywhere.

 

[Shemming]

Disguse it as a zombie
sell it to medical researchers.
bury it in your neibours garden while you're 'on holiday'
tie it to i very big rocket and fire it into the distance.
leave it in a feild coverd in bait of some sort.
sell it to a shifty butcher
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[sub]i never done this before honest[/sub]

 

[Mr.Mattress]

In a Butcher Shop I'd guess... Though I'd be wearing gloves all the time from killing the person to chucking it in a Butcher shop so to not leave prints.

 

[Joe Deadman]

The only place in the world no one would dare check... 4chans server (as in chop the body up and place the pieces in the actual physical server box(es)).

Or if we're being more serious if I could get to one with the corpse, then throw it into a volcano.