Where would you put rocket implants?

[Overlord Moo]

If could put small rocket implants any where on your body, where would you put it? The implants don't affect the function of whatever you put it on ( like if you put it on your butt you could still sit down normally). They also retract and detract whaen you want them to.


EDIT: Hail to the Rocket Gluteus!

 

[SharPhoe]

Probably on the bck of my head, so if someone pulled something incredibly stupid/embarrassing in public, I could headdesk with maximum force.

 

[Overlord Moo]

Terrible places, my friend. Terrible places.

That's exactly what my freind said when I asked him.

 

[Dylar]

Im waiting for somebody to make a comment about attaching it to their man-parts.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

the front legs of my Dog, so i can bring it to a Dog show and make it do spins in the Air, Beat that cute looking Puppy thing!

 

[ZZ-Tops89]

In someone else. No way do I want rockets in my body (but a rocket back would be okay).

 

[XJ-0461]

Can I go one step further and build the whole Iron Man suit?

If not, in my feet, cuz flying would be awesome.

 

[Iskenator67]

in my bowels, so I could shit like a healthy person for once.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Between my shoulder blades if I'm honest. Otherwise, *insert immature joke here.*

 

[Overlord Moo]

Terrible places, my friend. Terrible places.

That's exactly what my freind said when I asked him.

Great minds think alike. Or are completely insane. Whatever.

I'm going with the second one. He's alittle... how do I put this... oh screw it, he's a complete loney!

 

[Steeveeo]

Feet and hands for flight, of course.

Feet for thrust and hands for steering and stability (otherwise you just flip around and flop about).

 

[RavingPenguin]

Probably on the bck of my head, so if someone pulled something incredibly stupid/embarrassing in public, I could headdesk with maximum force.

Haha, Oh god that was funny!

hands and feet that way I could be a low level Iron Man. Flying around and push people without touching them. Oh and one under my tounge with a small gas nozzle and container on the roof of my mouth for blowing fire.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

In the tip of my left index finger, so I'll never be without a lighter again.

 

[versusterminus7]

ME ARSE

 

[Yegargeburble]

Nowhere. Oh Lord, nowhere....

Rockets on my body sound like a prelude to horrible burning death.

Can I go one step further and build the whole Iron Man suit?

This would work for me, though.

 

[versusterminus7]

Or in the White House. So it would fly away and leave us alone while we do our thing. GAWD BLES AH MUR KUH