Where would you put rocket implants?

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TikiShades

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Forearm. Rocket punches win even more when you can take off into flight after you make contact.
 

Roamin11

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Back of my fist so I can ROCKET PUNCH people, when its charging I will be like "FALCON PUNCH"
 

Yokai

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On the backs of my hands, for the ultimate hook. I'd put them on my heels too, for an extreme mega-kick of awesome, but if I didn't deactivate them fast enough my leg would wrap around my shoulder and I'd flip over backwards and land on my head. That's not very smooth.
Also, It'd be cool to have one on my tongue so I could spit fire. Cool until I burned my lips off, anyway.
 

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SharPhoe said:
Probably on the bck of my head, so if someone pulled something incredibly stupid/embarrassing in public, I could headdesk with maximum force.
I could've sworn you were going to say headbutt. Personally, I think it's a much better alternative.
 

paasi

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First the question: Rockets as a means to propell yourself from here to mars or to launch at an idiot?

To the former: nowhere. A rocket engine produces enough heat to turn the surrounding area of your body it has been implanted to into a nice and scorchy fileê.
Latter: nowhere. A rocket that would fit into my forearm, the only place it can be aimed from in a decent way, couldn't contain enough propellant and explosive matter to be useful.
 

Overlord Moo

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paasi said:
First the question: Rockets as a means to propell yourself from here to mars or to launch at an idiot?

To the former: nowhere. A rocket engine produces enough heat to turn the surrounding area of your body it has been implanted to into a nice and scorchy fileê.
Latter: nowhere. A rocket that would fit into my forearm, the only place it can be aimed from in a decent way, couldn't contain enough propellant and explosive matter to be useful.
You think too much.
 

aussiesniper

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My palms, so I could use my hands to both fly and warm up food (on a low power setting, to avoid the obvious).
 

traceur_

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Possibly my penis, DIE URINAL DIE.

Ok on my calves and they can swivel, free running? haha try ROCKET RUNNING!! Piss me off? ROCKET BALL KICK, ROCKET STOMP.

So much epic.
 

teisjm

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paasi said:
First the question: Rockets as a means to propell yourself from here to mars or to launch at an idiot?
When hreading the thread name i also though of rockets as in explosive stuff you fire at ppl.

on the back and the ass, so i could fly while posing for a flying-kick. 100 meters covered in one flying kick, hello guineas world of records
 

traceur_

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aussiesniper said:
My palms, so I could use my hands to both fly and warm up food (on a low power setting, to avoid the obvious).
high five!

AAAARRRRGGHHHHH OH GOD MY HAND!!