I am throwing my hat into the Little Lamplight thing, but I want to extend it to apply to every single child in Fallout 3. I understand why you can't kill children in Fallout 3 - the negative attention something like that would get these days is, frankly, embarrassing - but why did they have to be some of the most unlikeable characters ever created? I get it! MacCready is a kid but he talks like a big tough guy it's hilarious why do I have to interact with this piece of shit to complete the game fuck you, Todd Howard.
I couldn't wait to finish the Wasteland Survivor Guide so that I could kill Moira. When I play the new Fallout games, I rarely kill a named NPC unless they're hostile first. She was one of the exceptions.
And I hated Natalya in Goldeneye: 007. So much. Don't get me wrong, I did kill her. Repeatedly. I think it can be considered assisted suicide because she just kept jumping in front of me when I was letting my klobbs go off like bullets were going out of fashion. I just wish that one of those deaths could have been considered canonical by the game and then you wouldn't have to see her ever again.
Most Final Fantasy games after, I dunno, VI, have a female 'cutesy/wacky' character. Yuffie, that one in the yellow dress from FF8, Rikku - that kind of character. Each and every one of them deserves a smack in the mouth.
And speaking of Final Fantasy, Squall can go and fuck himself. Each and every character at some point tries to get him to open up and be nice and shit, and he's just an epic dick about it. I sympathise with being weird and shy and not wanting to open up to people, but you don't have to be a fucking cock about it. It doesn't make you cool, Squall. When a cute girl (who suddenly turns somewhat angular) asks you to dance, you fucking dance with her. There's booze at that party, man, you'll probably hit that. And if you really hate dancing that much just say something like "No thanks, I'm not big on dancing." Or claim that you can't dance, either making up a horrible knee injury or a religiously literal interpretation of the lyrics of Genesis. You don't say "..." and "...whatever." For FUCK'S SAKE, SQUALL. It is 1998! Nobody says "Whatever" anymore unless they're going out of their way to be a fucking dick. No wonder Bad-Squall stabbed you in the face with that sword. Yeah, he's arrogant and so hell-bent on getting power that he shacks up with a time travelling witch from the past or the future or another dimension or something, but at least he makes an effort to interact with people. There's a reason he tapped that ***** and you didn't. And he looks cooler than you, Squall. Yeah, sure, he has a fucking Dolf Lundgren haircut, but he has a cool jacket. You are wearing a girl's jacket, Squall. And what the fuck is up with your hair and its non Euclidean angles?
Final Fantasy 8 needs a "Commit suicide" button.
TheAngryKoala said:
I wanted to throw Jessie into a wood chipper I hated her that much
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How... How does it feel to watch movies without a soul?
