Which Evil ex would YOU BE!

[New Vegas Samurai]

I just got around to watching Scott Pilgrim again, and it never fails to put a smile on my face.
But then I got to thinking, they only REALLY included 80's video games, and no more part of the video game world as a whole. That Left a gaping hole to be filled by you!

If you were an evil ex (both sexes as attested by Ramona Flowers) What would your genre be, and why are you so pissed at your ex?

now the rules are simple, pick a genre, old or new, and your dysfunction as a person that may have really repelled your ex from you. Also, never forget the back story/sob breakup/evil plot for revenge~!

Now as an avid fps'r, I'd be the evil ex who is totally l33t. Spouting non words and the ever changing l33t language. But it was my fear of my inadequacy, and thus, my clinginess that drove my former love away.

Now I seek to revenge in order to boost my ego by murdering her new BF, or GF and hopefully, winning her back!

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

Ravid MMO player who got to attached to a routine with my girlfriend and the life we lead which was unspontaneous eventually drove us apart.Now I seek to kill her new Boyfriend with the power of my "GUILD" the name of my posse and my robe and wizard hat.

 

[RandallJohn]

I'm the JRPG one. I'm angsty and brooding, and my hair is fraking impossible. Also, I have three forms.

 

[frozen_scarecrow]

I am the puzzle king. Seeing everything as a problem with a solution, I emotionally slighted her, ignoring when she just wanted a shoulder to cry on. Now, I have locked the "hero" in an incredibly elaborate maze with the hope of killing him off and getting back my rubix cube of a girlfriend.

 

[Neo10101]

Id be the pacifistic one that seems to want to try and talk things out, and I would get into their heads and make them hate each other Subliminal warfare is fun!

 

[Shock and Awe]

I was a dedicated FPS soldier, always looking for the foe; the new war. We originally got together after my return from the killing fields of a far flung star system that's name is unimportant. She was attracted to the military flare I suppose. The work killed the relationship, simple as that.

My solution for Mr. Pilgrim? Simple. Bullets, lots of them.