Which evil is YOUR evil?

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Irony's Acolyte

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I'd be the tyrant. I'd have my evil army of evilness go do evil things. I'd wouldn't torture people for the heck of it but woo betide the hero who tried to get in my way. I'd probably let the power go to my head though, but I hope I wouldn't do anything too stupid.
 

joshuaayt

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Neutral Evil...
Oh, wait, that's not what you meant...
I'd be the man in the shadows, controlling things from the side-lines. Less chance of being caught myself- that's what my puppets are for.
 

Macgyvercas

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Would he be considered number 1 or 2? I really can't tell.


I'd be soooo badass if I looked like that.
 

zombiejoe

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Crimson King said:
For old time's sake I would be the first, the monster who wants to destroy humanity for no reason other than I can...starting with you.
No wait, we can work something out- HADOKEN!
 

Canid117

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I would probably do something like what this guy did



only I would waste that asshole Horus when I had the chance instead of letting him mortally wound me, make me comatose, and turn the galaxy to shit.
 

JRCB

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I can't be evil. If I was, I would gain the trust of other villains, slowly undermine their regimes, then take over their shit. Then I take over the world, and "fix" it.
 

geldonyetich

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I wouldn't be inclined to be evil, but if I was inclined to give in to megalomania, I've gotta go with the endless web of robotic servants approach. People are unreliable. Adequately advanced technology trumps all opposition.
 

Communist partisan

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Shadows, pulling the strings making ppl die while I get more and more power... BWAHAHAHAHA! ehm... sorry for that....
 

Thedayrecker

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I wouldn't be a total lackey. I'd rather be a top advisor who isn't responsible for anything, but still in the leader's Fave Five
 

darkonnis

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I suppose if I had to choose one, I'd be the guy from the side lines. One that isn't in your list:
Seeing as this isn't possible anyway, i would transcend mortality and be the "shadow of intent", I sort of imagine this to be very much along the side lines idea however i am the little voice in your head that spontaneously produces these terrible thoughts and makes them seem like a good idea.
I tend to think of it as you walking beneath a lamp post clasping a teddy for dear life unsure of what is quite wrong in the world, unable to see the growing darkness that is your shadow slowly consuming the darkened street you're walking down.

A bit like this. Only with a little less panic, or hell even with it, people pull the silliest faces when they're panicking.
 

bak00777

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well i have been told i had a good vs evil complex, for example if i lived in the star wars universe i could totally see myself being a jedi, but betraying everyone to be a sith lord. So i would want raw power but also the ability to control things from the shadows. Also the power to fight off the defenders of good, or maybe corrupting them aswell, and after turning them i would use them as pawns or tools to further my control....

Wow, i need to think my life over, for everyone's sake i hope i never come in contact with toxic waste so i dont gain super powers. Cuz if i do, we are all f**ked
 

Demongeneral109

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I'd be the shadow ruler of the world, I already have an enforcer and public face set up! I would do the logistics of the takeover, but then sit back not doing work nyoro~(naturally I will have posted the Evil Overlord List on my bedroom wall to avoid stupid threats to my power)
 

Guitar Gamer

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I would be a really lame evil kinda guy, since I am very introspective I'd never have the problem of "overthrowing the tyrant to only become one".

I suppose tyrant is the closest thing I could get to, though I'd never have arbitrary slavery, slavery would be a punishment not a social class (I sympathize too much with the working class to make them slaves)
my rule of the world would be by some some peoples standards a horrible iron fisted dictatorship and to others it would be a utopia.
The government would never be a place for those seeking power, it is a group of people serving the greater good of the general population, nothing else.
Punishment would be swift and brutal to those who break a set of laws; sexual assault (especially of a minor), murder (assuming they are not insane) ect ect.
 

zyoto12

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Probly shadows man. Might even help the hero(s). Kill/capture the "head" bad guy just to start fresh. Let them pick whose in cahrge land advisory role again and let the corruption begin anew.
 

Demongeneral109

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Guitar Gamer said:
I would be a really lame evil kinda guy, since I am very introspective I'd never have the problem of "overthrowing the tyrant to only become one".

I suppose tyrant is the closest thing I could get to, though I'd never have arbitrary slavery, slavery would be a punishment not a social class (I sympathize too much with the working class to make them slaves)
my rule of the world would be by some some peoples standards a horrible iron fisted dictatorship and to others it would be a utopia.
The government would never be a place for those seeking power, it is a group of people serving the greater good of the general population, nothing else.
How is "serving the public good" evil in any way? unless its very, very passive-agressive nyoro~...
 

Guitar Gamer

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Demongeneral109 said:
Guitar Gamer said:
I would be a really lame evil kinda guy, since I am very introspective I'd never have the problem of "overthrowing the tyrant to only become one".

I suppose tyrant is the closest thing I could get to, though I'd never have arbitrary slavery, slavery would be a punishment not a social class (I sympathize too much with the working class to make them slaves)
my rule of the world would be by some some peoples standards a horrible iron fisted dictatorship and to others it would be a utopia.
The government would never be a place for those seeking power, it is a group of people serving the greater good of the general population, nothing else.
How is "serving the public good" evil in any way? unless its very, very passive-agressive nyoro~...
Well the general population are a bunch of idiots............they'd never see the true good of my governments actions, when I ban something for no other reason than my own personal hate of it, they think I am a dictator, when really I am saving them from watching a awful movie that mutilates the whole concept of vampires...