Which evil is YOUR evil?

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Paksenarrion

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I'd be the illusive (wo)man working in the shadows, controlling things from the side, resurrecting heroes and keeping humanity's interests in the forefront.
 

Dirty Saint

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I don't think I could be evil at all.
Although, being the unstoppable beast representing nature's fury and absolute chaos.......I think I could do that.
Say goodbye to Tokyo, everyone!
 

BGH122

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Johanthemonster666 said:
BGH122 said:
I'd be a special kind of evil, the kind which publishes films so abysmally terrible that they'd make others yearn to die. This would be my first feature film:


Follow up with this while you're at it

I will! Then my next sequel will hit 'em whilst they're losing their will to live:

 

Angus565

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Shadows because I have a deep respect for people who can pull of a devious plan.
I would be the guy at the end of the game were just when the hero's think that they killed the main bad guy it turns out he was working for someone the whole time. Then one of them (perhaps the main protagonist) would turn around and see me and I would give him a sinister smile and melt away into the shadows... And you wouldn't know who I was until the next sequel.
If that isn't evil enough for you both games would be 65 dollars and they would be released within a year of each other! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
 

HT_Black

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I'd be the President of the United states. As long as you smile and thoughtlessly obey me while propping up my shadowy corporate puppetmasters, I'll look out for you; Healthcare, jobs, chicken in every pot and all that. Speak out against me or do something the overlords don't like, and I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU.

A leader owes certain services to his people, no?
 

ScarecrowAlone

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Ohhhhh, such a tough decision between one and four.

Destruction of humanity definitely tickles my fancy, but since that includes me, maybe a rain check.

Getting close to and using people, while most assuredly is my forte, it's a double-edged sword. Also, being completely alone in the end is just a terrible prospect.

On the whole, my narcissism, ironically, prevents me from following evil....Huh.....Who'da thunk it?
 

ScarecrowAlone

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Ermm.....Ignore this, I tried to quote someone, and it didn't do the quoting....And I can't delete this...Will stop typing now.
 

Ulquiorra4sama

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I would sneak my way into a position where i'm close to someone with power then i'd make sure he was on his toes at all times, i'd get him paranoid and make sure he knows i'm out to get him and i'd let him feel like the world fell apart around him from his own paranoia and then i'd kill him in his despair to take his place. And once i rise to power i would make sure my troops would trust me and i would make sure they wanted to do their work. I would keep the people "tied up" and make sure they couldn't rebel, by keeping the moral of my army strong, and by instantly crushing down every enemy of my state.

- That's my Recipe for World Domination

So i'd be the sort of tyrant who steps on the commoners, but will make sure to gain the trust of his troops.
 

icyneesan

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I'd be the kind of evil that if i actually posted what i'd do i would probably be banned, and then the escapist moderators would have to contact the police or FBI, or whatever...

Once I master the powers of evil lets just say the worlds gonna get hella f-ed up...
[sub][sub]DRAKENGARD[/sub][/sub]
 

Lunar Templar

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chaotic evil :3
no rhyme, no reason, just me, watching you all burn, using what ever means that amuses me, it me be quick, it mean be long and unbelievably pain full, or i may not kill you at all :3
 

MrMixelPixel

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I love this question. I think about it often.

Honestly I would end up a power-mad dictator bent on world domination. Once I achieved power I would be wanting more and more, until I probably ended up with so much I didn't know what to do with it. Then I'd probably search for immortality out of my fear of death, so I can keep my iron grip on the population of earth. I would use anything to gain immortality. I would sacrifice human souls to add their life span on to mine, Get infected by vampires, Turn myself into robot and just constantly upgrade me, or I might unlock the secret of the actual animal...the immortal jelly fish. (LOOK IT UP. IT's Stellar Awesome) Once I achieved immortality I would eventually be able to span my empire across the cosmos picking off alien races one by one until the entire universe was under my dominion. Soon after I would build up enough power to create life and they would worship me as a god. Then I would be content.

Granted that's the plan if everything goes perfect for me.
 

CrazyGirl17

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Hard to say. Maybe a mix of 1-4...

I'd have either shape-shifting, reality warping, elemental, or psychic powers, possibly depending on what type I was...
 

GundamSentinel

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I'm not interested in enslaving, controlling or personal gain. Me, I would just want to watch the world burn. Blow everything to shit, using giant robots, yeah...
 

EightGaugeHippo

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A mix of:
"The man in the shadows controlling things from the side lines"
"The nice guy with a dark side, who gains peoples trust before using them"

I like subtle evil, where my intentions are not fully known or understood by my enemys or even my allies.
 

El Poncho

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I would try influence people to my views, even if I have to resort to making some rayenator which does that while stroking my cat in a spinny chair weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
 

Shovel

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A mixture of 2,3 and 4 I reckon. Being a vindictive ninja sounds awesome.