So you rub your ball sack and a genie pops out from under your foreskin and says he will turn you into any game character you can think of. Which one would it be and what would you do?
Which game character would you be and what would you do?
- Thread starter Putridmuffin
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Garrus. Then I'd calibrate guns all day every day.
Or I'd be my Pokemon Trainer and just go on a Pokemon adventure....all day every day.
Or I'd be my Pokemon Trainer and just go on a Pokemon adventure....all day every day.
I would go with Alex Mercer from Prototype and stand on rooftops all day looking impressive and occasionally throw cars at bad people
Firstly, I'd think I'd probably run the f**k away if a genie appeared from my genitals..
Secondly, which gaming character? Hmm, my first answer off the top of my head would be Commander Shepard (looking like myself of course; character customisation ftw..).
As for what I would do? I'd travel the universe, saving it from the forces of evil whilst getting as much alien poon as I could?
Why? 'Cos Shepard is a PIMP. (Or so I'm told).
Secondly, which gaming character? Hmm, my first answer off the top of my head would be Commander Shepard (looking like myself of course; character customisation ftw..).
As for what I would do? I'd travel the universe, saving it from the forces of evil whilst getting as much alien poon as I could?
Why? 'Cos Shepard is a PIMP. (Or so I'm told).
First, I'd be surprised. But when he explains what's up, I wouldn't even have to consider. I'd be Dante, DMC3 look, and I'd kill demons for money. Ahh, and I'd do it in style 
I was going to say Ezio, but then I read the first reply and realised that that was in fact what I want to do with my life. :L
Mega Man, because any problem i have can be solved by defeating my enemies and absorbing their powers. What is that you say, Math got you stumped ? just vaporize the professor and absorb his knowledge. And because they were vaporized their is no trace of their murder.
Query: Am I that character in this reality, or in their reality?
If the former, Commander Shepard, though I'd have to get used to being female...
If the latter... still, Commander Shepard, that world, so deep.
Or I'd be ratchet, and find out what the final digit of pi is from clank.
If the former, Commander Shepard, though I'd have to get used to being female...
If the latter... still, Commander Shepard, that world, so deep.
Or I'd be ratchet, and find out what the final digit of pi is from clank.
Grotch Willis said:
OT: Id prob choose Kazuma Kiryu because he is a total badass or id possibly pick Locke from FFVI as he is a awsome treasure hunter like me :3
hmm, probably terra from kingdom hearts birth by sleep because
and i can travel to various KH, FF and disney worlds.
in the end he loses his body but his soul is immortal inside his armour
Which Godzilla? Japanese or American. I would choose American. I would probably be the Arbiter from Halo.FalloutJack said:
Er, I don't think the American one has been IN a game. I meant Japan because I know for a fact he's had games.ChromaticWolfen said:
I want to be an NPC in Assassin's Creed II. Seems a peaceful enough existence.
Plus I get to comment on guys in white robes running up walls all the time.
Plus I get to comment on guys in white robes running up walls all the time.