Which game would you least like to find yourself in?

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Oregon Trail. Demons, I can handle. Measles, Dysentery, Typhoid, Cholera, broken legs, dying oxen...nope, don't think I have it in me to get through all those.
 

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Probably F.E.A.R. After two of those Alma sightings with the static coming over the comms and I'd be huddled in a corner with my eyes closed trying to keep my sanity.
 

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ThePenguinKnight said:
Warhammer 40K, you're pretty much guaranteed to die.
This. You aren't just guaranteed to die, but you'll likely die a slow, horrifically painful death as Dark Eldar remove your skin piece by piece over a few years, or Chaos tearing open your ribcage and mounting you on a tank, while you're still alive, or the3 Imperium 'interrogating' you, then lobotomising you.
Need I go on?
 

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Halo, when you're not being but raped by aliens, you're being infected by the flood, and being turned into space zombies... it just looks painful...
 

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Does it have to be horror? Or can my answer be "anything that involves killing large numbers of foreigners and/or aliens from a first or third person view."
 

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Demon souls would suck but with the whole not actually being able to die you could just train untill you were good enough to win, dead space would be bad cuz necromorphs are fast and can mutate people faster than you can shit yourself. A tombraider prince of Persia game with lots of athletics would suck for me cuz I'm not very fit so probably wouldn't make it out alive. God of war would suck too as you just know kratos would murder you for health orbs.
 

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The clear answer here is Amnesia. My god I wouldn't survive a minute...

That or Tetris. I means seriously, I really wouldn't want to spend my life desperately avoiding blocks that are falling from the sky at an slowly increasing pace. Or I could be one of the blocks. Fall, fall, fall, fall.
 

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Minecraft. Even if the monsters didn't get me, the isolation and unrelenting hostility of the world would drive me insane eventually. It's almost Lovecraftian.
 

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Mass Effect 3's ending.
Yeah, being shot by a big laser beam would really hurt. I doubt I'd be able to go on and fight Marauder Shields after that.

I would probably say any of the Uncharted games due to the fact that I am really unfit, I would come up to the first big jump and fall to my death.
 

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Juiced 2: Hot Import Nights

Yes. I picked a racing game with hot women but there's a catch. I'm a great driver and the driving mechanics to that game just suck so I would die rather soon during the race.
 

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Goofguy said:
Probably F.E.A.R. After two of those Alma sightings with the static coming over the comms and I'd be huddled in a corner with my eyes closed trying to keep my sanity.
True dat.

Also Silent Hill would propably make me scream like a little girl.
 

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Anything set in the Warhammer 40K universe...... That place will eat you up and shit you out faster than you can say "HERESY!"
 

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QWOP. I couldn't imagine the horror of being unable to control your own legs. Forced to humiliate yourself by attempting to run a race for the enjoyment of others... Horrible.
 

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BioShock. An underwater city I can't escape out of, and with that claustrophobic sensation, hordes of Splicers are out to check if there's any ADAM in my brain, and eat it even if there isn't any. All the while Andrew Ryan keeps yelling in my ears about his ideals and whatnot.

Yeah, BioShock it is.
 

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Mortal Kombat maybe no one ever survives that unless they are Shao Khan the cheating sob plus I wouldnt be to keen on being fatalitied then revived and forced to serve someone mind you I bet I would inexplicably gain some cool powers in the process.