Which is the best UK county?

[Ambitiousmould]

South Yorkshire. It's dreary, rainy, mostly grey and full of bitterness (and bitter). If that's not the epitome of the UK I don't know what is. Plus the town I live in is basically just a shitty hole with bits of concrete floating in it. There's also a wealth of accents in this county. As in it varies noticeably town by town. My town's (and therefore my) accent, for instance, is what I imagine dried horse shit would have if it could talk.

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

I'll go with Lanarkshire, just because Glasgow hooligans. The pictures you linked were very pretty JoJo, but how are Dorsetshire's hooligans? The real question of the thread should be 'which UK county has the best hooligans?'

I'll be honest, our hooligans here are really second rate, haven't even got a decent football team for them to dish out violence for (sorry AFC Bournemouth!)

Someone's not been to Boscombe.

Never thought I'd hear that mentioned on The Escapist. Thought it was too little known for the likes of the Escapist.

Yeah, Boscombe is like the fucking Nether. My other half lives there, and bless her heart, lives between a drug dealer and a drug consumer. Just the other day a sodding car almost hit Doctor Who's police box.

B-Mizzle represent! I've heard some real horror stories out of there. Shootings, stabbings, rapes, gangs. All the good, wholesome, family-friendly kinda stuff. I mean there are other rough places in Bournemouth like Town's End and bits of Charminster and Kinson, but Boscombe's just those but moreso plus a few more.

Captcha: circle of life

 

[Rogue Trooper]

County Antrim

 

[Patrick Buck]

Shropshire! Great countryside, "Interesting" people, pretty towns and great atmosphere. But that said, I do love Wales, not sure what county Cardiff is in, but seeing how much I love Cardiff it's gotta be mentioned. (Obviously, I moved here two years ago and am in love with the place.)