Which is worse

[jamesc]

The rules are simple. Make up two bad scenarios, and the guy below you has to say which is worse to him. I'll start us off.

Which is worse; A man on a quest for justice with nothing to lose, or a man on the quest for vengeance with everything to gain?

 

[Anarchemitis]

A man on a quest for justice with nothing to lose; much more likely to kill me.

Which is worse: The Pie is all gone, or the Last Scoop of Ice cream was eaten?

 

[the monopoly guy]

The pie is all gone...I love pie.

Which is worse: getting a root canal or being forced to go to hannah montana/jonas brothers in concert.

 

[Corven]

going to a hannah montana concert/Jonas brothers

listening to a book on tape narrated by Ben Stein or singing the macarena song that will be shown to everyone in the world.

 

[Labyrinth]

The latter.

A conversation with Paris Hilton or a shotgun blast to the thigh.

 

[Labyrinth]

The former easily.

Acid to the face or a job as a telemarketer.

 

[aussiesniper]

The latter.

Becoming a World Of Warcraft addict or becoming a paraplegic?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Oh, parapelegic by FAR!!
Being a paraplegic can't be beaten out of you by British Anti-Gaming thugs. (BAGTs)

Being the most popular on the Escapist, or Being Most Popular in Indian Television?

 

[Narthlotep]

The Escapist, obviously.

Become a furry, or become a forum troll?

 

[Labyrinth]

I... I can't decide.. OH GOD!

Chocolate mud cake or lemon meringue pie.

 

[Xhumed]

Lemon meringue pie.

Lambrini or Alcopops?

 

[chomesuke]

Alcopops, yuck.

Having to watch the (english) dubbed naruto, or babysitting 30 4-year olds?

Believe it!

 

[Xhumed]

Alcopops, yuck.

Having to watch the (english) dubbed naruto, or babysitting 30 4-year olds?

Believe it!

You have never tried Lambrini have you? -shudder-

I like kids, but not that many of them...jeez... I don't care enough to let bad dubs bother me.

Chilli sauce enema or setting fire to your hands.

 

[chomesuke]

Chili sauce, and only because after 4 servings of taco-bell, the next day it burns even worse then chili sauce.

Being stuck on the himalaya, or in the desert?

 

[Labyrinth]

Desert. I hate the heat, though I'd be more likely to survive there. At least up the top of the mountains I'd just go to sleep.

Baton or watercannon?

 

[Narthlotep]

himalayas

damn, I was hoping someone would of answered my earlier question, but what the hey.
Which is worse: having the mindset of Dan Quayle or Ross Perot? or my earlier, unanswered hypothetical.

 

[chomesuke]

Forum troll, and only because they are simply too stupid to know they are stoopid.

Having to audition on *insert pop-star thingy 2009* or having an internet celebrity hating on you?

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Having to audition. At least you could raid the Internet Celebrity.

Black hole or Time Paradox?

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

Time paradox by far because you know you royally fucked up if you did that.

Burnt hand or Chopped off hand?

 

[Xhumed]

Chopped off hand.

No eyebrows or no eyelashes