White Pearly Gates

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CpT_x_Killsteal

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So anyways, a while back I was given a totally not hacked Brazzers account by a friend that was going to expire very shortly. So I spent several hours trying to download as much porn off the website as I could.

Now if you're not say under 21 then this my not account for you old folks :D
But as far as I or anyone I have asked so far is concerned getting into a premium porn site for free is like getting through the white pearly gates of heaven without dying.

So this thought has occurred to me. What other things have seemed to people to have the "White Pearly Gates" aspect about them. Something like a forbidden land that people might try desperately to sneak into. You thought Escapists?


P.S. Lol at anyone who got mislead by the title
 

Eclipse Dragon

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I've now come to the realization that absolutely nothing very lucky has ever happened to me ever.
Thank you sir for darkening my overall outlook on life.

...I won $4 on a scratch card once.
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I always thought working for the game industry would be awesome,
but apparently it isn't so much.

I had a tire blow out and completely totaled my car, my insurance gave me almost the full price of the car back.
Does that count?
 

Porygon-2000

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Well, I got into the University I wanted. And lo, the pearly gates of educational heaven (or purgatory, or hell... it depends a lot on my mood) were open to me.
 

Kordie

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Fresh food at the bakery.

Got this great jewish bakery nearby, and they have awesome chocolate babka. Came in to order one, and they were all out. As I was looking at what else to get, they checked the back and said a fresh one would be done in 5 minutes. Cue glorious white light. I should have ordered 2 because the first one nearly didn't make it to the dinner I was going to.

Second one, not a specific event but a general feeling. Seeing anyone else get pulled over. Partly because any time I see those sirens on behind me, I assume my day is about to get a lot worse, so the relief of seeing a cop go around me for someone else is awesome. Double points if the guy they pulled over was being a dick to you earlier.

I know they may not fit the theme per se, but still great moments where the clouds part and you feel extatic for a while.