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zombiejoe

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On a recent post of mine, a person mentioned that peoples online accounts become like a second persona. So it got me thinking. I want you to either post what you think my zombiejoe is like (because I am self absorbed) or what you think someone elses persona is like. If you are not a fan of my stuff or someone elses, just go to the accounts page and skim through some of his or hers threads. Ok, let's get started.
 

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WHO AM I?!?! *Tackles J.D*

Huh, sorry? What was the question?

OT: About you, Mister zombiejoe. I think you are a zombie named joe, obviously.
I also believe that you think you are lord and master of the Escapist which you most certainly are not. I also think you have a decent sized ego which needs to be stroked from time to time, like mine and many others.

Am I right?
 

Cherry Cola

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Why don't you tell me who I am? Quid pro Quo Clarice.

I think you are a little odd and short, but has a sense of humor, people like you but you're not the most popular person, you are mostly unbiased and has no enemies.

Your turn!
 

Jiggabyte

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zombiejoe is a twelve-year-old deviantART user who spends at least half their free time online.
Then again, this is based on two posts and an avatar.
 

Insanum

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Ego-surf to find out who you really are.

Your another escapist member.
 

Jonny49

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You're a Swedish building consultant who after spending 3 years in a broken marriage, went to Arizona to find yourself and got a home in Boston with £10,000 worth of cannabis you found wandering the desert and finding the remains of a cocked-up drug deal.
You attempted to sell these drugs onto young, foolish druggies however after running onto another "drug lords" turf, you get your ass kicked, so much so that you resemble a zombie. Thus, zombiejoe was born. You're now a horror writer living in a rented apartment.
 

lwm3398

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MaxTheReaper is not as psychotic as shown on this site. He would have been locked up if he was that batshit.
 

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omega 616 said:
Jackie chan?

I couldn't resist.
OH MY GOD, IT'S MALCOLM IN MIDDLE!

[sup]You were quoting Family Guy, right?[/sup]
 

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lwm3398 said:
MaxTheReaper is not as psychotic as shown on this site. He would have been locked up if he was that batshit.
Nope, he really is exactly the same.
Sasquatch99 said:
omega 616 said:
Jackie chan?

I couldn't resist.
OH MY GOD, IT'S MALCOLM IN MIDDLE!

[sup]You were quoting Family Guy, right?[/sup]
Family Guy said Ethan Hawke, though...
 

omega 616

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Sasquatch99 said:
omega 616 said:
Jackie chan?

I couldn't resist.
OH MY GOD, IT'S MALCOLM IN MIDDLE!

[sup]You were quoting Family Guy, right?[/sup]
Never thought of that, I was actually going for the film, "who am I" staring Jackie chan.
 

lwm3398

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
lwm3398 said:
MaxTheReaper is not as psychotic as shown on this site. He would have been locked up if he was that batshit.
Nope, he really is exactly the same.
I still call bullshit, but at this point, what's the use arguing?
 

omega 616

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
lwm3398 said:
MaxTheReaper is not as psychotic as shown on this site. He would have been locked up if he was that batshit.
Nope, he really is exactly the same.
Sasquatch99 said:
omega 616 said:
Jackie chan?

I couldn't resist.
OH MY GOD, IT'S MALCOLM IN MIDDLE!

[sup]You were quoting Family Guy, right?[/sup]
Family Guy said Ethan Hawke, though...
The family goes to china town and peter points at every body saying "Jackie chan!"
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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omega 616 said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
lwm3398 said:
MaxTheReaper is not as psychotic as shown on this site. He would have been locked up if he was that batshit.
Nope, he really is exactly the same.
Sasquatch99 said:
omega 616 said:
Jackie chan?

I couldn't resist.
OH MY GOD, IT'S MALCOLM IN MIDDLE!

[sup]You were quoting Family Guy, right?[/sup]
Family Guy said Ethan Hawke, though...
The family goes to china town and peter points at every body saying "Jackie chan!"
But Jackie Chan said Ethan Hawke.