Who are you?

[Insert Comedy Here]

Its almost one am. I'm to tired for philosophical questions.

I am the degree-less shrink.

i.e. the teen who thinks he gives good advice to his emo friends

jk man no need to reply~

Who am I? Why, I am spartacus of course.

but... I am spartacus...

(just wait for the other echos)

I am spartacus!

I'm Brian!

Oh, wait, wrong movie...

I am me, and I like my insanity. And I like to draw.

Y'know what? I wrote a bio for this so I wouldn't have to write it again, just go there.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

I am a man in a hat who exists. This is known.

Cogito, Ergo Sum Incerto. Unless that comes into play. Bonus points for rough translations.

 

[pipboy2010]

I'm Adam, prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Greyskull. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said... "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL... I HAVE THE P-"

Hang on sec - that's not me at all. No, I've made a terrible mistake.

I'm pretty much a geek who works from home at the moment and has too much time on his hands. Yes, that sounds more likely. Ignore the first bit.

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

I am... no one.

 

[Axeli]

?Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.?
-George Bernard Shaw

Work in progress.

 

[I am Jack's smirking revenge]

I'm just a normal person who will probably go insane due to lack of creativity... O.e

 

[The Unknown Stuntman]

I AM FATHER TO A MURDERED CHILD, HUSBAND TO A MURDERED WIFE. sorry i couldnt resist as this was my 1st post since joining i had to right someting silly

 

[Fraught]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Stop repeating that! (Although you're not, I just had to say it)

There have been events in my life that make me special in many ways, but I really don't want to share them here.

 

[Christemo]

i am a just your normal gaming emo thats saving up his cash for a ps3.

nothing special besides that.

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

I'm a sick, sick person.
Nah really I'm just interested in what the escapists are like outside the escapist.

 

[manicfoot]

Thanks for the laugh. I read the title in Christian Bale's stupid shouting voice from Terminator 4 haha.

 

[US Crash Fire]

i am the clown with the tear-away face. HERE IN A FLASH AND GONE WITHOUT A TRACE!

 

[Fritzvalt]

I am the reason all good things happen. I will be accepting thank yous in the form of monetary compensation in the lobby.

EDIT: Also... I am the Walrus.

 

[JanatUrlich]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Haha I'm actually reading the Princess Bride for the first time at the moment!

And I'm just some girl from England who is about to walk to college to re-enroll for the second year to study English, Politics and Geography.

Duuuude I'm only 17. I'm not gonna start defining myself at this age

 

[Epitome]

I am Jacks colon,
I get cancer,
I kill Jack

 

[Bernzz]

Its almost one am. I'm to tired for philosophical questions.

I am the degree-less shrink.

i.e. the teen who thinks he gives good advice to his emo friends

jk man no need to reply~

Who am I? Why, I am spartacus of course.

I'm Spartacus!

i am the clown with the tear-away face. HERE IN A FLASH AND GONE WITHOUT A TRACE!

I am the "Who" when you call "Who's there?" I am the wind blowing through your hair!

 

[ShameedThornwal]

My name is Robert Paulson. My name is Robert Paulson. My name is Robert Paulson. My name is Robert Paulson. My name is Robert Paulson.

Not really.

I am a tired man who just got of work. Aside from my parents I am the most responsible person I know. Most of my friends are either jobless, don't go to school, don't have a car, or a mixture of the three. Witch I do all. I am also the taxi for most of my friends. Because of my irresponsible brother, who was always causing or getting into trouble, I had to become his keeper. Making me the personality-less, hard working, and stupidly nice person I am today.

 

[bodyklok]

I'm bodyklok... A kitten is fine too...

 

[ShameedThornwal]

Also, I have nobody in my life. I'm sad now after writing that. I think I'll kill myself.









Not really. I would probably do it all again if I had the choice. Except for the lonely part.

 

[Desert Tiger]

I AM THE WHITE PERSONIFICATION OF SAMUEL L JACKSON.