Who are you?

[Whobajube]

I'm the guy that can't figure out what he wants to do in life, but has a hell of a time along the way. Shit will figure itself out, and I'm happy to go along for the ride.

 

[Engarde]

I am that guy, the one with all the opinions who sits with his legs crossed like a woman with folding scissors at the ready.

 

[geekRAGE]

In the shortest possible answer: Late Bloomer. I always feel younger than my actual age tells. Maybe i just miss my childhood that much when life was better, more fun, happier, and easier. Most of all i feel like I almost wait to the point of pathetic before i start "doing what I should be doing".

 

[Sjakie]

I am the most important person in my world!
The rest of you can do as you please.

 

[Daft Sikes]

Who am I? I don't know.

Apparently, you are this guy.

Rockin' 'stache and goatee combo...and M&M figurines...and ceiling fan...

I am more than just my appearance and collection of M&M. I am more than my name and title. I am me, but even then that only scratches the surface. I can say that I do all manner of things, but those are merely what I do. I am more than that. I am the sum of my upbringing and experiences, my environment and my culture, my viewpoints and those who are important to me, those who I've met and those who indirectly affect my life. I am all these things and so much more.

._....I suppose it's appropriate for me to say right now that "a picture is worth a thousand words," huh?

You could say that. You'd be missing the point of what I said, though.

Well, I wouldn't know what else to say. You pretty much summed up yourself in that one paragraph. I just made a poor attempt at continuing the conversation.

 

[Dfskelleton]

 

[MrGalactus]

I am.............................JET PACK!!!!
BBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAABUBEFOUBDJHBSKJNOIUEBVDVGD AAAHHH HAAHA AAHA AAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

 

[Romidude]

My name is Michael J. Caboose. And I. HATE. BABIES.

HAH, epic win reference.

Anyways, to describe myself to the fullest extent would take a life time.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

I am the sex-death incarnate. I am Dagon, Ignatz Zwakh. I am marauder and vanguard of a gender war that has torn asunder our respective realities for aeons, beginning in a time before time. I am brother, father, and comrade to the enemy, and I am Elohim.

 

[Firehopper]

I am tired, a student, hungover and recently single

 

[brunothepig]

First and foremost, a metalhead. A nerd, geek, gamer, whatever. Read a lot, social in a specific circle of friends. Logical.

 

[Tourette]

I am chaos.

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

I'm just a girl.

I like make-up and fashion and dancing and boys with fast cars.

But I also like video games, industrial music, and smoking cigars.

There is that.

Edit: Just now realized that rhymed. Awesoooooooooooooome.

It did't just rhyme it rhymed unintentionally which is so much better.

I'm just a 16 Sydney born-raised kid who hopes to be something someday.

 

[sylekage]

I;m a guy with too many issues to write down on this forum. I'm convinced I can't do anything right and am floating through life waiting for something that's good for me. Like my life on the internet, I was about to quit, then I found this site and I finally got a sliver of hope, cuz everyone here is awesome pretty much. (all the real people, all the flamers and trolls can rot.) I can wait for that in real life, I'm good at being patient about life changes, and am very quiet so I'll be able to hear it.

Also, "I'm Spiderman"

 

[dawdarsd]

I'm Batman

you meant I'm THE GODDAMN BATMAN

 

[Grey_Focks]

On the outside, as to what most of my friends see, I'm a lively, hilarious person that can get nearly anyone to laugh. Sure I may be an asshole at times, but it's all in good humor. But underneath, I'm a tired, self-conscious person who sees every little mistake or flaw about me and blows it out of proportion.

Oh, hello there, me. Along with, literally everything above, I'm also a highly ambitious person who doesn't know what to do with his life, and one who has such low self-confidence so much as saying "Hi" to a pretty girl I don't know requires huge amounts of 'metal preparation'. I really have no idea why, either, as I'm actually a relatively attractive person, in decent shape, and just about everyone who meets me loves me. I need therapy :/

 

[MorsePacific]

I'm the single most boring person you've ever met. For every ounce of personality in me, you can find the same quality in a million different people.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am me. I cannot be anyone else nor do I desire to be.

 

[Tharwen]

I'm 16, 6 feet tall, and I'm one of those extremely lucky people who simply can't put on weight.

I'm also a nihilist, but, since nothing has any purpose, there's no harm in pretending that it does (and humans are pretty good at it anyway so why not do what comes naturally?). That said, I have no tolerance for anything that I consider to be mind control. That includes censorship, extreme propaganda, and religion. A person's mind is no-one's but his own.

Related to that last paragraph is a love of science, specifically particle physics and astrophysics. Again, I'm extremely lucky to have an excellent and stable education to base this on.

I'm...just this guy, you know?

...how many heads do you have?

 

[NeutralDrow]

I'm...just this guy, you know?

...how many heads do you have?

<color=aliceblue>...damn. Been too long since I read those books to come up with anything appropriately Zaphod-esque. Plan B!

"Depends on the asking price, sailor."