Who else doesn't want to sleep tonight?

[gazumped]

As I sleep in a room surrounded by garden where large spiders live and like to make webs above my bed

I think I don't want to click on that link.

I'm not arachnophobic (wouldn't be able to step foot in my bedroom if I was) but I do kind of prefer it if they keep at least a foot away from me at all times. It's completely illogical, as I live in the UK and our spiders don't pose any threat but... it's just the instinctual reaction to them I suppose?

 

[Zepherus14]

Already wear earplugs to bed, so this, although bad news, isn't that troubling for me either.

Why do you wear earplugs to bed?
No really.
Why?

OT: Well... I'll just... yeah, earplugs. Great.

Twilby my Arch-Nemesis! We meet again!

Well back in first year there were a lot of people that would talk and make a whole bunch of noise outside of the rooms. I then started wearing earplugs so I wouldn't be bothered by it at all, since I'm a light sleeper. I just haven't bothered to kick the habit since they are really handy.

 

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

I thought it was going to be a fun "up all night thread". That's creepy. Seriously, though, for five ENTIRE days it lived in her ear? sioufdjionewrboiufdsklfmnsofnodjfknsolkfn

D:

 

[DanielBrown]

I once found a bug in my ear when I used those cotton tops to clean them.

This kind of bug;

Sleep tight!

 

[Thaluikhain]

I once found a bug in my ear when I used those cotton tops to clean them.

This kind of bug;

Sleep tight!

Did the person who put that into your ear pursue you into the Mutara Nebula?

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

Welp I live in Australia (everything wants you dad anyway) in the middle of winter.
I shall be sleeping like a log tonight

It wants you DAD? These things are crazy!

I'm now kinda crapping myself. I once woke up with a lizard on my face. SCARED.

 

[Davatehi]

Why are everyone acting all freaked out for? Can't you see that it's spiderbro?
After a day of killing the bugs trying to take over your home he probably wants some comfort close to you and where is the most comfortable place? The ear of course.

If there were a kitten sleeping in the ear everyone would be like "Aww... so cute" but since it's a spider it's no good. Why won't you accept the love of a spider?

 

[samaugsch]

So, they don't just crawl into your mouth while you're asleep, but into your ears as well?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

According to a cracked article I read, someone just made that up. The one about spiders crawling into people's mouths, I mean.

 

[Bestival]

Ha, I only have 1 ear, and I sleep on that one!

"The way is shut. It was made by those who are deaf, and the deaf keep it."

 

[Darks63]

I have thing in my bedroom that repels spiders so im not too worried.