Who is killing all the celebrities?

[Ares Tyr]

First Micheal Jackson out of nowhere and now Billy Mays...

I think I've found the answer:

Thank you for doing what I've been thinking all day.

 

[barryween]

...that has got to be the single stupidest thing I've ever seen. We all know that they wouldn't give an American a Death Note.

*nerd Voice* Actually, Ryuk said in one of the first chapters that he just dropped it randomly, so an American could've easily gotten it. *end nerd voice*
Well, Vince would explain Mays and maybe Jackson but I think there is a bigger "thing" behing Vince. Someone turning Vince evil and using him as a puppet.
Kathulu. Think about it!
or the spaghetti monster.

 

[IxionIndustries]

Yes! It all makes sense! He murders a celebrity and then uses the ShamWow to clean up the evidence.

Its the perfect crime.

And finally, he uses the Slap-chop to make a delicious stew out of their corpses..

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

MaxTheReaper is killing them, it's quite simple. They want to steal some of his fame, he doesn't like that.

Oh no, he's too bored by them to actually doing anything about them.

Oh, right, my mistake.

 

[Calobi]

...that has got to be the single stupidest thing I've ever seen. We all know that they wouldn't give an American a Death Note.

*nerd Voice* Actually, Ryuk said in one of the first chapters that he just dropped it randomly, so an American could've easily gotten it. *end nerd voice*
Well, Vince would explain Mays and maybe Jackson but I think there is a bigger "thing" behing Vince. Someone turning Vince evil and using him as a puppet.
Kathulu. Think about it!
or the spaghetti monster.

*Turns on own nerd voice* I believe it's spelled Cthulhu, not Kathulu. *Ends nerd voice*

Also, this thread got the "Rap Chop" stuck in my head again. Thanks everyone who mentioned Vince.

 

[barryween]

...that has got to be the single stupidest thing I've ever seen. We all know that they wouldn't give an American a Death Note.

*nerd Voice* Actually, Ryuk said in one of the first chapters that he just dropped it randomly, so an American could've easily gotten it. *end nerd voice*
Well, Vince would explain Mays and maybe Jackson but I think there is a bigger "thing" behing Vince. Someone turning Vince evil and using him as a puppet.
Kathulu. Think about it!
or the spaghetti monster.

*Turns on own nerd voice* I believe it's spelled Cthulhu, not Kathulu. *Ends nerd voice*

damn you got me.

...that has got to be the single stupidest thing I've ever seen. We all know that they wouldn't give an American a Death Note.

*nerd Voice* Actually, Ryuk said in one of the first chapters that he just dropped it randomly, so an American could've easily gotten it. *end nerd voice*
Well, Vince would explain Mays and maybe Jackson but I think there is a bigger "thing" behing Vince. Someone turning Vince evil and using him as a puppet.
Kathulu. Think about it!
or the spaghetti monster.

Cthulhu...Of course! He is killing of celebrities that he hates with a death note so he can feed their souls to Cthulhu. Then Cthulhu will be stronger when he rises from his sunken cyclopian city Re'leh. He and Vince will then unlock the gate and free the old ones while seling shamwow on the side.

I TOLD YOU IT MADE SENSE!

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

Yes, and now you shall pay for it.

*Shoots ViolentlyHappy in the face*

*Dies in pain like no other pain* Ow!

 

[azurawolf]

First Micheal Jackson out of nowhere and now Billy Mays...

I think I've found the answer:

OMG... that is totally awesome! I knew he was evil the first time I set eyes on him. Now all I need to do is find him, beat him up, and steal his DeathNote... *plots* >D

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

[quote/] Who is killing all the celebrities? [/quote]
drugs

 

[gbemery]

I guess the next question is "Who's next to die?"

 

[ThaBenMan]

It's obviously

Spoiler

Ozymandias

 

[Sewblon]

If it was a deathnote, why are Paris Hilton and George W. Bush still alive?

 

[kitsunegunner]

its a governemnt conspicary to try and make universal health care seem nno important by taking out celeberitys before they underwent serious expensive surgeries which would empty their shrunk accounts making them poor and making the news from their misfortune making all of america more aware of the high cost of medicine


im kidding

 

[Cuniculus]

What has it been? A week? Jesus we've lost four people. I miss Billy and Ed. I didn't really know/care for the other two.