Who is the manliest game character?

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Like it says in the title, who do you think is the manliest character ever in gaming?

And I don't mean any cookie cutter space marines, but real a man that can impregnate women just by looking at them. One who wrestles polar bears for a morning workout, while eating breakfast at the same time. One that can even turn Chuck Norris into an effeminate gay with his sheer manly presence. Just speaking his name will put hair on your chest, even women (girls, please don't say his name).

So, in short, manly guys with manly names that do manly deeds.

 

[effilctar]

In a game, I'm not a fanboy but I have to say Master Chief. The name emphasises his masculinity but in a way makes him even more mysterious.

I also love the guy Chad Sexington on an episode of the Simpsons

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Kratos

Kills gods...

Deep throats minotaurs with blades...

Rape hugs underwater nymphs and they love it...

Shags wenches then tells them: 'we're finished here, take your things and leave'

A great role model for young men!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Gordon Freeman.

Gotta love the strong, silent, bookish type.

Rawr.

Not gay.

 

[failsauce]

Duke Nukem
you just can't argue with that

 

[Torque669]

Kratos

Kills gods...

Deep throats minotaurs with blades...

Rape hugs underwater nymphs and they love it...

Shags wenches then tells them: 'we're finished here, take your things and leave'

A great role model for young men!

Duke Nukem
you just can't argue with that

One of those or Nathan Hale. Hes just badass.

 

[mik2507]

What about Max Payne? or Sam Fisher?

 

[grimsprice]

probably Barret from FF7. i mean, the man has a fucking GUN for an arm. he's HUGE and probably could kill Mike Tyson with one hand.

 

[Spitfire175]

Kratos

Quite simply.

 

[Proteus214]

Kratos

Kills gods...

Deep throats minotaurs with blades...

Rape hugs underwater nymphs and they love it...

Shags wenches then tells them: 'we're finished here, take your things and leave'

A great role model for young men!

God of War is the kind of game that will put hair on your chest and make you want to eat a raw steak while playing football.

 

[BaronAsh]

Serious Sam obviously. Or Captain Falcon.

 

[Souplex]

Souplex from Souperplex the movie the game.

 

[Swaki]

Guybrush Threepwood - making the hottest girl on the island fall in love whit him simply by looking at her, beating up pirates, escaping prisons, awesome trash talking, mixing voodoo potions, hes funny, he can pull of a ponytail, hes the captain of his own ship, and he traveled through hell to kill zombie ghost pirates.

whats more manly than that?

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Kratos

Kills gods...

Deep throats minotaurs with blades...

Rape hugs underwater nymphs and they love it...

Shags wenches then tells them: 'we're finished here, take your things and leave'

A great role model for young men!

Exactly, sets a goal all young men can aspire to achieve!

 

[Jedoro]

What about Max Payne? or Sam Fisher?

I vote for Sam. No special powers, just lotsa training and then he fucks shit up.

 

[APPCRASH]

Canderous/Mandalore from KotOR. Awesome voice acting, and he was a war hero with some bad ass stories. Plus he was a drug dealer and had a ready supply of stims.

 

[kiyeshi]

marcus fenix. the man gargles gravel while chainsawing ungodly abominations deep below the ground. all while inside a giant worm.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Kratos

Kills gods...

Deep throats minotaurs with blades...

Rape hugs underwater nymphs and they love it...

Shags wenches then tells them: 'we're finished here, take your things and leave'

A great role model for young men!

I was getting on here to post that, saved me some time.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Serious Sam obviously. Or Captain Falcon.

Captain Falcon? Seriously?....I mean, seriously?....really?

 

[Bigeyez]

Captain Price. His moustatche alone is more manly then any other video game character.

Besides who else runs straight into enemy fire, picks up grenades and lets them explode in his hand, and doesn't age throughout the span of like 60 years? Price all the way.