Who is the manliest game character?

Sonicron

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miracleofsound said:
Kratos

Kills gods...

Deep throats minotaurs with blades...

Rape hugs underwater nymphs and they love it...

Shags wenches then tells them: 'we're finished here, take your things and leave'

A great role model for young men!
Hadn't thought of it, but if you put it that way... I guess that's pretty damn manly. ^^
 

eggcarrier

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Well since this is a girl writing, I'm gonna say what I think. The first that came to mind was Zack from FFVII; great personality, trained body, and wielding a big weapon; what's not to love?
Master Chief as mentioned above is manly, but. . .something's missing. Maybe a face?
Kratos; that guy has testosterone pouring out of his ears!
Does Three Dog count? What a voice!
 

lolmynamewastaken

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marcus "im a man!" fenix and his man brigade.
they're so manly the don't even seem to be aware of what a woman actually is. did anyone else notice the bit when marcus sees the radio woman in the first one and he looks so confused by her?
 

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Since a Gurren Lagann game exists for the DS, Kamina wins by default.

Everyone who understands what I am talking about, you are true men, with burning fire in your souls!
Those who don't, you fail, you will never do the impossible, see the invisible, touch the untouchable or break the unbreakable, and no matter how many times you row, you will never fight the power.
 

MK Tha Rebel

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Either Kratos or maybe Johnny Gat from Saints Row 2. His mentality towards everything is, "Kill or blow up anything in the way," plus, he's been shot in the leg, and stabbed in the stomach with a katana.
 

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Thrall from warcraft also has ungodly amounts of manliness even though he's technically not a man
 

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eggcarrier said:
Well since this is a girl writing, I'm gonna say what I think. The first that came to mind was Zack from FFVII; great personality, trained body, and wielding a big weapon; what's not to love?
Master Chief as mentioned above is manly, but. . .something's missing. Maybe a face?
Kratos; that guy has testosterone pouring out of his ears!
Does Three Dog count? What a voice!
no he runs away if you try to kill him
 

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Torque669 said:
miracleofsound said:
Kratos

Kills gods...

Deep throats minotaurs with blades...

Rape hugs underwater nymphs and they love it...

Shags wenches then tells them: 'we're finished here, take your things and leave'

A great role model for young men!
failsauce said:
Duke Nukem
you just can't argue with that
One of those or Nathan Hale. Hes just badass.
Lordmarkus said:
Absolutely Duke Nukem.
Look closer, he's wearing lipstick.
I'm going with Gordon Freeman.
He'll beat your face in with a crowbar.
 

blood77

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Well that is simple it is either:

Captain Falcon

or

Bang Shishigami

 

eggcarrier

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ljd184 said:
eggcarrier said:
Well since this is a girl writing, I'm gonna say what I think. The first that came to mind was Zack from FFVII; great personality, trained body, and wielding a big weapon; what's not to love?
Master Chief as mentioned above is manly, but. . .something's missing. Maybe a face?
Kratos; that guy has testosterone pouring out of his ears!
Does Three Dog count? What a voice!
no he runs away if you try to kill him
Good point.
 

Kajt

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It's obviously Louis from Left 4 Dead

Seriously, can you be manlier than that?
 

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melig said:
failsauce said:
Duke Nukem
you just can't argue with that
Indeed, I can't.
Nope, it's pretty hard to beat a guy who is a mix of every 80's action movie hero with some added chauvinistic machismo thrown in there for good measure. No sarcasm.

Big Boss from the Metal Gear series is pretty damn manly too. He created Zanzibar Land as his own little soldiers paradise. He removes bullets from his body with a knife mid-mission. He eats manly foods like snake and crocodile. Hell, even by MGS4, when he should supposedly be in his eighties and dead, his name still scares people shitless and using his facecamo makes enemies scream in terror. And he knows how to dress sharply too.