Eddie Izzard, because he's so clever and his ability to ramble on and still be hilarious is second to none. "I'M COVERED IN BEES!"
Bill Bailey, because he's an incredibly talented musician who can seemlessly work that into his show. "HEY, ASDA, I AINT GONNA BE YOUR *****!"
Stewart Lee, because he's incredibly clever and isn't afraid to show his intelligence. "Del Boy falls through the bar then Trigger makes a face it's the FUNNIEST THING EVER Stewart"
Bill Hicks, because he wasn't afraid to state the truth no matter how offensive, if only he'd ben alive for the Bush years. "If you're in advertising go kill yourself. This isn't a joke, just do it"
Ross Noble, because he is without a doubt the king of improvising, neve are two of his shows the same. "You're not having a stroke, your face is on fire!"