Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Revnak said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Revnak said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Revnak said:
I hate that hunky sex machine Revnak. That guy always ruins my day with his outrageously good comments, wonderful insights, and delightful humor. I am so jealous.
Ya know, sometimes we can't all be like him, but sometimes we can all strive to be that funny and awesome.
It takes time man,
it takes time...
I know, but sometimes I see him make a witty joke, or I watch as he makes some wondrous argument that entirely changes my outlook on life, and I just can't help but wish I could be more like him. And it just makes me so angry! How can there be such a wonderful man, such a pinnacle of human achievement? He just makes me sick. His handsome face, his glorious wit, his absolute brilliance, his dazzling charm, his encyclopedic knowledge of penis lore. He is far more than a god among mortal men.
Well damn him then, damn him for making us meer mortals feel less compared to him. How can someone possibly know more penis lore than the more learned men? I now feel that my own wit diminish and wither.... *sighs*
We possibly have to sacrifice a goat to get that kind of charisma and wit.
It takes a whole lot more than one goat, and you rarely winding up killing them, except possibly out of sympathy. The truth is I'm a little too afraid of goats. I don't know what it would feel like. I don't really want to know honestly. Clearly I am far too weak to ever achieve the glorious reputation of that damned Revnak. I would wish terrible things to happen to him, but I'm afraid that would ruin his beautiful face, and I just couldn't allow such a masterpiece to be ruined.
Oh, there's no need to be afraid of goats, they're just sheep with a sharp object attached to their head. Besides, goats are dicks, I mean, they eat just about anything! Greedy bastards.
Hmm...I detect a love-hate relationship here, and it's quite possible that this Revnak has the ability to charm his way out of harm....
Clever girl....
I guess that clears up the goat issue, but I still don't want to go through with the ritual. Mother says that if I don't they'll never let me into the penis university, but I think she's just lying. I've seen a few lore-masters in my day, and none of them looked like they could have been, ahem, intimate, with a goat.
Oh this Revnak can do far more than that. Sometimes I worry that he's some kind of wizard, messing with my mind. One moment I want to kill, the next I just want to rip his... well, I suppose you get the idea, and I'm not even that attracted to other men.