Who killed Davey Moore?

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Vrex360

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Okay now be easy on me this is my first time making a forum game so I'm not sure if this will work. This is a tribute to the Bob Dylan song of the same name in which he details the death of a boxing legend and has a section based on each person involved (the manager, the referee, the fans, the opponent etc) and it always begins with the line:
"Not me said (insert name here followed by a rhyming couplet)

ends with the line:
"It wasn't me that made him fall, no you can't blame me at all."
And then the chorus which is:
"Who killed Davey Moore, why an' what's the reason for?"
I figured we could give it a try here and now on the Escapist, each of us just finding some rhyming way to make an explanation about how you, although involved did not kill Davey Moore.

So the rules:
You must mention your username in the game and your line must be at least four lines long. It can be stretched though if need be. At the end you say:
"It wasn't me that made him fall, no you can't blame me at all."
And then the next person must start with 'who killed Davey Moore, why an' what's the reason for'.

So I'll get this ball rolling (remember this is my first try so go easy on me):


"Who killed Davey Moore, why an' what's the reason for?"
"Not me" said Vrex360
His networth now below ten fifty
Yes I egged him on, that's true
But it's something I felt I had to do
He was my hero I needed hope
How was I to know he couldn't cope
With all the pressure and pain that night
I just wanted him to win the fight
It wasn't me that made him fall, no you can't blame me at all.
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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"Who killed Davey Moore, an' what's the reason for?"
"Not me," said Neonbob
I just asked him for a job.
I'll admit, he did refuse one
But it was just because I reeked of onion.
Not even I would be so petty
As to kill a man for hating sweaty
People sitting in his chair,
And changing the aroma of his air.
It wasn't me that made him fall, no you can't blame me at all.
 

hopeneverdies

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Oct 1, 2008
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"Who killed Davey Moore, and what's the reason for?"
"Not me," said hopeneverdies
I just saw his clear green eyes.
His mind is foggy and gone.
But his spirit will live on.
Nothing stood in his way,
Still he died that day.
He was there in that old store
It was sometime half past four.
It wasn't me that made him fall, no you can't blame me at all.