Who Should Speak For Earth?

[Lexodus]

Not America. NOT AMERICA.

 

[Worgen]

Obviously the only logical answer is Pinkie Pie

Only she has the ability to lull the aliens into a false sense of party so we can loot their ships.

 

[Roroshi14]

I think it should be Sylvester Stallone but the words he speak are written by Neil deGrasse Tyson. It would be the smartest/ worst thing to hear. I can hear it now in my head... yes. yes that's perfect.

 

[ToffeeMC]

On a light note: Casey Miller (or whoever voiced him, speaking with that voice) His voice is like audible chocolate. [link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktytnQHvlww[/link] .
On a serious note:Stephen Hawking. To show how man can conquer such obstacles, but still live on, doing what he was doing before, chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, and all workin' some science, inside the lab. He'd also be very good with words, or at least, I picture him to be. /swoon

 

[McMullen]

No one whom a popular vote would elect, that's for sure. Just look at our politicians.

I think they would know us well enough before making contact to choose on their own.

 

[Pandabearparade]

After he speaks for Earth, he'll be ready to give this speech.

Y'know, I don't agree with -anything- Herman Cain stands for, but I like him anyway. I have no idea why.

 

[Risingblade]

Chuck Norris...just in case things get hairy

 

[SirPlindington]

Hmmmm... In my personal, professional, unbiased opinion, it should be me. I am, after all, dashingly handsome, devestatingly intelligent, a brilliant speaker, and basically Jesus without a beard. All of those words and phrases describe me perfectly. It's not at all because I'm planning to insult the alien leader, thereby dooming the human race. No way. Why would I do that?

Butif I have to be serious, then it must be either Morgan Freeman, David Tennant, or the one, the only, the fantastic, the groovin',smoothin', sexamophonic, turbomatastic, psychadelic,fandabbytastical, love machine that is this guy

 

[DudeistBelieve]

CM Punk.


We need to show our alien invaders that we're fair but we aren't to be fucked around with.

 

[KBM_523]

If he was still alive Carl Sagan cause he would know what to say.

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

Morgan Freeman and Liam Neeson's voices in sync.

The aliens will come down and instantly be friendly.

Ninja'd. Damn.

I was going to say just Liam Neeson, but the two of them could easily turn Hannibal Lecter into a peace loving activist.

The aliens would be pleased.

 

[Glorious manwhore]

I should speak for earth, for I would tell the aliens about our sturdy goats and how easy it is to live on planet earth and how great it is. And that they're welcome to visit.

Only if they worship raptor Jesus.

 

[Donnie Restad]

There's only one obvious choice.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

 

[pandorum]

Hmmmm... In my personal, professional, unbiased opinion, it should be me. I am, after all, dashingly handsome, devestatingly intelligent, a brilliant speaker, and basically Jesus without a beard. All of those words and phrases describe me perfectly. It's not at all because I'm planning to insult the alien leader, thereby dooming the human race. No way. Why would I do that?

Butif I have to be serious, then it must be either Morgan Freeman, David Tennant, or the one, the only, the fantastic, the groovin',smoothin', sexamophonic, turbomatastic, psychadelic,fandabbytastical, love machine that is this guy

Very good i see what you did there and I agree with you.

 

[lastjustice]

Frank Oz, he'll start talking like Yoda and confuse them all to point they ll leave us alone because they re not sure if they really want to find out just how nuts we really are.

 

[Hazy992]

Snooki

I graciously await our imminent destruction

well, the reapers might label us as 'not advanced'. so we win?

Uh... yes! That was my plan all along! I have saved the Earth! ¬_¬

 

[Olas]

How about this guy.

Or is that too obvious a choice?

 

[Sansha]

Not one person. A mix of religions and atheism is important, too, and NO politicians.

My vote is for Stephen Hawking, along with Tom Hanks, Bill Cosby, Neil DeGrasse, Stephen Fry, Adam Savage.

Every country should also have one representative who is NOT a politician to show them around the nation. For my country New Zealand, I vote Peter Jackson.

Posthumous votes for Carl Sagan, George Carlin, Mr Rogers and Major Richard Winters.

 

[Wing Dairu]

Neil Degrasse Tyson. That man will be our voice, and the aliens shall welcome us with open arms.

 

[applesandoranges]

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