Who Should Speak For Earth?

[bat32391]

I agree with everyone that's said Morgan Freeman plus he's god.

 

[Doneeee]

Why Zap Brannigan of course! His level of wit and charm is unmatched by anyone else alive, besides Bruce Campbell. We'll surely survive an extra-terrestrial encounter with Zap on our side.

 

[Eddie the head]

The Dalai Lama. We are not all a bunch of ass holes.

 

[Shinkicker444]

If the race is advanced enough to reach us, they're advanced enough to browse the web and learn about humanity themselves.

At which point they turn tail and say 'fk that' or bombard our planet into sterility to prevent us from ever getting off it.

But I'm all for Morgan Freeman otherwise, if they still decide to actually want to speak with us (hopefully bypassing any government interference!)

 

[Daniel Ferguson]

Stephen Fry, King or Hawking. Or Patrick Stewart. Or Alan Rickman (I think that's his name; the guy who plays Snape).

 

[mrhappy1489]

UN at best, aliens will just have to settle with the fact that we are a race of fractured groups prone to fighting amongst each other, and have great difficulty forming any united effort against a common ene-fuck, we better make up some leader to make us seem strong, I vote Putin, he seems intimidating.

I second that, once we show the aliens what a polar bear and a siberian tiger are, then state that Putin went out and defeated both bare handed (I'm exaggerating of course, he only hunter and then tranquillised them), they will have no choice but to either enter interplanetary truce, or be destroyed by Putin. Plus the Russian language can be quite intimidating as well, so he might just scare them before any actual bear/tiger stories are told. If I had to chose a second, it would probably be Kevin Rudd, he speaks mandarin people it just makes him better.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

The ultimate triad of Morgan Freeman, Neil deGrasse Tyson and Chuck Norris. The aliens shall either accept us or fear us.

 

[TheEvilGenius]

Dennis Haysbert. The Allstate guy.

 

[ungothicdove]

Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson so that they know if they start messing with our shit he'll bust a cap in their ass.

 

[mrhappy1489]

I don't think an ADVANCED and PEACEFUL alien race has any reason to be talking to us (on an equal footing). Just think about it, what could they possibly want that we could give them?

Perhaps they even have a non-interference directive (a la Star Trek).

But no, everybody goes along with the hypothesis, no matter how unlikely.

I kind of agree with you there my good man/woman/intermediate. Basing this solely on human actions, every time an advanced civilisation has come into contact a lesser civilisation, they generally just take them over for themselves, slowly moving and then eventually killing them completely or just from a cultural standpoint. I am basing this solely on human psychology but I think that would probably be the most logical outcome.

 

[tthor]

The Pope, just because I remember hearing him or someone saying he would be honored to baptize an extraterrestrial if they show up. I would LOVE to see how the aliens would react to the Pope trying to convert them to Christianity

 

[lunavixen]

I think there should be representatives from each country (more than 1) because of the differing cultures and practices, rather than just one representative (or representatives from only one country) for the whole Earth.

 

[ParanoidEngineer]

Definately NOT Chuck Norris. He's too old to seem like a threat anymore.

 

[Sansha]

Stephen Fry, King or Hawking. Or Patrick Stewart. Or Alan Rickman (I think that's his name; the guy who plays Snape).

I can see it now:

"Sir, we have confirmed reports of aliens attempting to contact Earth authorities. How should we reply?"
"Send in the Stephens."

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Arnold Schwarzenegger every time.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Morgan Freeman and Liam Neeson's voices in sync.

The aliens will come down and instantly be friendly.

actually. morgan freeman. fullstop. i could live with that and im from the netherlands XD.

So am I and it doesn't matter! Freeman is transcendant.

I'm....not sure why being from the Netherlands would matter in the first place (even if it wasn't someone as awesome as Morgan Freeman) but...Ok. Whatever.

I vote Morgan Freeman, Liam Neeson, and Neil Patrick Harris all speaking in unison. Of course, Neil Patrick Harris will be singing. And I'm an American!

 

[Riddle78]

Morgan Freeman. The man's voice can make lectures on the most boring of subjects quite riveting. Even if hostile aliens invade,he'd probably be able to talk them down. But we should have the Surface-to-Orbit weapons ready. And be ready to make the Earth cease to be. Just in case. If we can't have Terra,no one can.

 

[White-Death]

A council, with Stephen Fry, our own Daystar Clarion,Stephen Hawking, Boris Johnson and Morgan Freeman.

 

[SuperNova221]

As a serious response I'm going to jump behind the UN bandwagon. They seem like the best current sort of conglomeration to represent earth sensibly.

 

[Whispering Cynic]

Well... me, of course. This is something I'd really enjoy doing, for once I wouldn't have to deal with all those damn humans...