Who the hell sent me this?

[viranimus]

Ok, Over the years I would say we have all seen our fair share of strange email. I was checking my spam folder before I deleted it (sometimes spam filter picks up legit stuff) and I had an email catch my eye. The subject "Hot HIV positive women" So, I couldnt resist the train wreck, loaded up a sandbox proxy and looked at the email. It was basically a Russian dating site, and it was advertising for HIV positive women who "Are absolutely desperate to get laid again" I was absolutely floored and appalled by this notion.

So.. the question is.. What is the strangest piece of email you have ever gotten?

OT: I cant help but to wonder if that is something that could possibly be exempt from rule 34

 

[Midnight Crossroads]

That's weird. I guess some people really like to find ways to live dangerously. I don't have anything that good to share. I wish I did. It would make opening my mail more interesting.

 

[SadisticPretzel]

That's just disturbing...I sincerely pity anyone THAT desperate to get laid. Get a fleshlight or something.

 

[Zedayen]

Perhaps it may be appealing to those already afflicted with HIV. I'm reminded of a quote from one of the earlier episodes of House M.D. relating to the subject, "Why bother wearing a raincoat if you're already wet?"

 

[RobCoxxy]

I guess if you had HIV this could be the start of something beautiful

 

[viranimus]

Perhaps it may be appealing to those already afflicted with HIV. I'm reminded of a quote from one of the earlier episodes of House M.D. relating to the subject, "Why bother wearing a raincoat if you're already wet?"

You know I was thinking the exact same thing. I kinda wondered if there are "HIV positive only" dating sites, cause, you know, once you have it, you cant get it any worse.

But on the notion of being non HIV positive and taking a chance with someone who is all I can think of is the line "Once you go HIV, youll never be with anyone but meeeee"

 

[ramboondiea]

haha, got t love them kind of emails eh?
iv had loads of dodgy ones, circus schools. teaching positions in the artic, one email i think was a cult, something about "better minds, better sex", its only reason i dont auto-delete my spam anymore ha

 

[No-Superman10]

I once recieved 3 emails, all from the same address, advertising viagra, porn of questionable legality and lawyers, all recieved on the same day.

Both scary and hilarious.

 

[No-Superman10]

Herp-de-derp double post.

 

[viranimus]

I recieved 3 spam messages on the same day, all from the same address.
Viagra.
"Barely Legal" porn sites,
and Lawyers.
Both scary and hilarious in equal measure.

HAHA.. got to love efficiency. Take our Viagra, So you start watching our Barely Legal porn, which will cause you to develop an unhealthy obsession and start actually trolling high school parking lots which will inevitably lead to you needing legal representation.

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

Apparently my World of Warcraft account has been hacked and Blizzard needs me to reset it.

Well, those must've been skilled hackers seeing how I don't have one.

 

[Palademon]

I don't get much spam so the closest thing I could mention was yesterday, an anonymous person on my formspring asking me if I knew any gay guys because they think they're coming out of the closet.

 

[farscythe]

i dont know if i have any..currently have about 900 unread emails and counting..every time i open my inbox i see that number get discouraged n tell meself i'll look thru them tomorow

 

[Cid Silverwing]

That email just CAN'T be real. Or the Russian police would have been all over these bastards already (I hope >_>).

I've yet to see emails stranger than the usual routine of "RE: Business proposal" from imaginary lawyers claiming that I've won 5 billion dollars from some imaginary lottery transaction.

 

[Urgh76]

Lately, I've been getting emails from about 25 different Colleges saying: "We're very impressed with you, Ashely"

I'm a guy >.>...........

 

[Lilani]

I guess if you're already HIV positive too it wouldn't matter. Everybody has needs, after all D:

 

[super_mumbles]

"Sign up to the World of Warcraft: Cataclysm Beta!" - this was a few days before the game came out.

"Big Penis Like A Girl!" - Just checked my e-mails and saw this.

 

[CosmicZombie]

Lately, I've been getting emails from about 25 different Colleges saying: "We're very impressed with you, Ashely"

I'm a guy >.>...........

Ashley can be a guy name

 

[William Dickbringer]

I get stuff asking me if I want breast implants and another if I want male enhancement... I got no comment oh and these emails come in the same day
oh and the WoW stuff but I actually play WoW

 

[Jroo wuz heer]

Lately, I've been getting emails from about 25 different Colleges saying: "We're very impressed with you, Ashely"

I'm a guy >.>...........

you should tell them. "ashely" might have to clean toilets for a living cuz she never found out about the colleges she got into