Who will conquer all?

[avelmen1889]

then russ pits comes and ends the strife between posters

 

[E-mantheseeker]

A T-rex eats Russ Pits

 

[Demonblue]

i summon russell crowe to just beat everyone senseless with a phone

 

[Ninja_X]

A T-rex eats Russ Pits

Ninja (the female ninja who are still alive) kill the T rex.

 

[avelmen1889]

god. enough with the ninjas because the idea of ninjas gets ruined by robert hamburger (look it up damn it)

 

[E-mantheseeker]

Yugi Moto plays the anti-troll card! *Suddenly all ninjas disappear* Strange...

 

[Ninja_X]

god. enough with the ninjas because the idea of ninjas gets ruined by robert hamburger (look it up damn it)

He also gets killed by Ninjas.

Yugi Moto plays the anti-troll card! *Suddenly all ninjas disappear* Strange

He is killed by Haven troopers, saving the ninja.

 

[SebZero]

My kunoichi destroy any sinister cloning facilities or anything like that.

I then order all kunoichi and variations of kunoichi to commit suicide in a way that prevents them from coming back to life or existing at all.

Tragic but it needs to be done.

 

[Ninja_X]

My kunoichi destroy any sinister cloning facilities or anything like that.

I then order all kunoichi and variations of kunoichi to commit suicide in a way that prevents them from coming back to life or existing at all.

Tragic but it needs to be done.

The ones that are loyal to me and not you kill your ninjas.

 

[Demonblue]

i summon Ben "Yahtzee" Crosshaw to critise EVERYTHING badly, and nothing can be done to stop it cause he doesnt care about anything

 

[Haliwali]

Everyone is awed by the God-Emperor. While they stand dumbstruck, the Astartes kill them all.

 

[E-mantheseeker]

A meteor crashes into thread, clearing the field completely... suddenly a bunny hops out into field and kills a blade of grass!

 

[Ninja_X]

i summon Ben "Yahtzee" Crosshaw to critise EVERYTHING badly, and nothing can be done to stop it cause he doesnt care about anything

Crap we all lose.

 

[avelmen1889]

then ninja xs remaining ninjas get killed because they listened to to much lincon park and slit their wrists until they died

 

[The Shrubbery Demander]

I summons an army of kunoichis to distract all Ninja_X's ninjas (every single one, including all variations of ninja, such as the cyborg variety)with their female assets so they can kill every single one, including all variations. And they are all killed in a way so that they cannot be revived and their deaths cannot be undone and the way of the ninja dies right there, thus no more ninjas can ever be trained.

Kunoichi are female ninja, therefore this post makes no sense.

Windows Vista causes all cyborg ninjas to die.

My ninja team creates an epic ninja virus that kills windows vista.

Uh... uh... I summon the Knights who Say Ni to NI! Raiden to death!

I summon King Arthur, who says "it" to the Knights who say "Ni"

Windows Vista causes all cyborg ninjas to die.

My ninja team creates an epic ninja virus that kills windows vista.

Uh... uh... I summon the Knights who Say Ni to NI! Raiden to death!

My ninja minions kill them in the middle of their NIing, saving Raiden again.

That's it! Time to pull out the big guns! I send Pedobear with a special weapon that changes the Ninjas and Raiden into 7-year-old girls!

I send in Child protection services. Your not going too be seeing pedobear or any children in a long time.

Infernape! I choose you!

Infernape used Flare Blitz!
A critical hit!
It's super effective!
Child Protection Services fainted!
Infernape gained 493 exp. points!

Killed by Cloned cyborg Ninja army.

I send the antithesis of cyborg ninjas, Pirates, to destroy the Ninja army!

 

[SebZero]

My kunoichi destroy any sinister cloning facilities or anything like that.

I then order all kunoichi and variations of kunoichi to commit suicide in a way that prevents them from coming back to life or existing at all.

Tragic but it needs to be done.

The ones that are loyal to me and not you kill your ninjas.

I activate Mirror Force. Since all your ninjas are going to kill mine, your attacks are negated and all your ninjas destroyed.

Then I proceed with my aforementioned plan.

 

[Ninja_X]

then ninja xs remaining ninjas get killed because they listened to to much lincon park and slit their wrists until they died

I go back in time to assassinate Lincoln park moments after they are born.

I activate Mirror Force. Since all your ninjas are going to kill mine, your attacks are negated and all your ninjas destroyed.

Then I proceed with my aforementioned plan.

My ninja have a special ability "Immune to trap cards."

 

[Demonblue]

A meteor crashes into thread, clearing the field completely... suddenly a bunny hops out into field and kills a blade of grass!

yahtzee reviews it as worst stonking meteor ever

 

[Ninja_X]

A meteor crashes into thread, clearing the field completely... suddenly a bunny hops out into field and kills a blade of grass!

yahtzee reviews it as worst stonking meteor ever

Ryu Hayabusa kills Yatzee.

 

[avelmen1889]

then neo kills him